Whole page feels relevant

“Vote blue no matter who [unless the party’s establishment choice doesn’t win in which case they will stay in the race as an independent and get billions of Super PAC dollars to run ads about how winner of the Dem primary is a scary brown radical who wants to fill the subway with homeless people]!”

All you really need to know about how political/theoretically sophisticated Peter Thiel is- he sincerely describes Obama’s administration/policy as “low tax socialism.” These people aren’t dark genius anti-heroes. They’re high school accelerationists with billions of dollars and influence.

I’ve heard Mamdani give versions of this line before but it’s worth repeating that his winning strategy was talking to actual human beings who might vote for him, versus some mythical voter democrats are trying to swing from the right who does not exist.

Finding out good news about a mayoral election via the right wing and moderate liberal meltdown over it online in the morning is really something

Dem power brokers/strategists: we’re bleeding young voters, this is a problem we need to figure out! *raises 17 quintillion dollars of donor money to try and torpedo the campaign of an energetic young popular candidate for mayor in favor of a septuagenarian former gov who resigned in disgrace*

In case you are waiting for maga folks to “realize” the errors of their ways after Trump finally crosses some “line.” You are largely waiting in vain.

It's okay Elon, you can always turn to your friends and family for suppo-- oh right

DEMOCRATS: Taco Trump. Hehe. He hates that. It’s driving him nuts. REPUBLICANS: We are going to string the communist pedophile Democrats up by their toes and rejoice as we watch the life leave their body.

“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime; am I right?” Hell yea, brother. “The capitalist bourgeoise don’t pay you the actual value of what your labor produces.” What are you? Some kinda fuckin commie?

Trump signing a “new” Iran nuclear deal that will generally just be a reprint of the Obama deal, just with Trump’s name on it, will be unreservedly very funny.

Everytime a Twitter fascist in 2025 posts that same land mass election map instead of a population based one and asks how it’s possible the government is so consistent split close to 50/50, I move one notch farther along being openly pro Chinese internet firewall and Soviet style censors.

Fetishistic disavowal will go pretty far until something really painfully and directly effects them. But even in those cases we are in totally unchartered social-psyche territory. Look how many people you see online directly and painfully affected who, nonetheless, don’t change or deflect blame.

Rumors of Trump recognizing a Palestinian state are really giving DeGaulle exiting Algeria

this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president

Civil disobedience

Why, no, you shouldn't have to have your 'papers' on yourself at all times or face extraordinary rendition to a foreign country, actually

Jordan Peterson going on Rogan to express his surprise and concern that the right is full of a “growing number” of psychopaths and sociopaths is really so hilariously on brand for him.

Trump is the great uniter- uniting China with Japan and Korea; and uniting Thomas and Alito unanimously with the rest of the court

Ya know we really didn’t have to change from pensions to 401ks right

If our democracy dies, this is its epitaph

Race realism EO just dropped

Radicalizing white women by showing them how Florence and the Machine’s song Seven Devils can be read as an analogy for Fanon’s argument about the colonized claiming their subjectivity in the violent destruction of an oppressive system

They’re still calling climate change mitigation policies and concerns “Marxism” but now they’ve added the even spookier sounding “voodoo” to it

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

Use the list of democrats who voted in favor of Al Green’s censure as a handy list of those who don’t get it. A who’s who of collaborators.

Blackrock bought the Panama Canal lol

He’s running the country like a (private equity rug pull scam) business

“When they go low, we go high” *gets sent to a camp by those who went low* “Hey wait a darn minute”

They really are just laughing at us

Anybody heard from those moderate republicans they spent 3 months courting?

“The great [imagined] visceral fear…of the moment is…today’s jinns tak[ing] the place of their masters and transform[ing] the nation into an immense dump…the distance that separates the phobia of the dump from the camp has always been very short.” Achille Mbembe

Just saw someone say “if illegals are all freeloaders why is ice targeting workplaces” lol

Feeling genuine second hand embarrassment for the people posting videos of other politicians doing “nazi salutes” to own the libs in which, the video they themselves posted, show said politician not doing a Nazi salute

Day 2

US median voters have wonderous minds

Ok nevermind I guess lmao

“Well we might not have healthcare or bullet trains but at least we have freedo-“

DEI for extremely mediocre white conservative dudes really sucks so bad lol

Play the song “Travelers” from Outer Wilds at my funeral

After seeing Hulk Hogan get unexpectedly booed during his surprise in person appearance, it’s not outside the realm of possibility that WWE fans are made of the same political stuff as Juggalos.

Genuinely funny seeing Elon gamer fan boys suddenly be like “guys if he bought a booster POE character I think he might be lying about being involved with engineering at Space X and Tesla”

I bet Facebook announcing they’re removing fact checkers and right wing militias being shown to have connection with law enforcement by propublica are just funny little coincidences

Praising the Dems for being such cooperative, rule-bound losers is goofy af.

Night of Long Knives but it’s just Musk removing blue checks and shadow banning Steve Bannon