Fucking hell what an absolutely outrageous game of darts. Unbelievable Justin Hood!

I’d do fucking anything for a Paul Lim win here. Anything.

THE ASP™️😍

Fucking hell, absolutely horrible.

Gian Van Veen that is incredible

State of Price there #darts

Dalot’s just said ‘we’re man united, we have to find a way to win’ my man we lost that aura over a decade ago, move on.

Proper annoying result that, come out of that thinking we deserved at least a point. Is it ridiculous to say we’re missing Maguire loads in games like that? Get a set piece into the box late on and he’s probably getting you a goal, but we’ve got no aerial presence when chasing something.

That is the absolute definition of ‘has to score’, fuck sake Matheus.

Really poor from Yoro there.

Oh my god Bruno Fernandes is injured, end the season, cancel Christmas. It’s over.

Early days I know but I think Ayden Heaven looks really promising. Was fairly poor his first game back against West Ham but other than that he’s looked really good (despite us conceding loads)

Fantastic night of Wayne Mardle and John Part commentary.

Gutted for Beau Greaves there, what a player.

If Mitsuhiko Tatsunami wins here I’m taking my top off.

BARNEY ARMY 🎯

Joe Comito might be my new favourite darts player actually.

Absolutely ridiculous game of football that. End of the day, even with the changes tonight, it just isn’t good enough.

Great from the timeline there.

Shag my bastard arse, Bruno.

That half time record was nice all them years wasn’t it.

Great start to the second half, hate them all so much.

Even by his standards, Trump’s post about Rob Reiner and his wife being murdered is absolutely fucking batshit insane.

The fucking best ever

Comes out to Shakin Stevens with a Christmas tree hat. Then post-match drops "Christmas is rubbish" and bizarrely "gravy is the devil" pipebombs to boos from the whole of Ally Pally. Sensational stuff

Incredible heel turn promo from Ricky Evans

Darts is the greatest sport in the world because a player was just stood on stage after winning telling the crowd that Christmas is rubbish and that gravy is the devil. You don’t get that anywhere else.

Here we, here we, here we fucking go. Stand up if you love the darts!

‘Joshua Zirkzee wants to stay and fight for Man Utd place’

Granted it’s funny because Liverpool had a goal ruled out by the fact that having 5 minute VAR checks isn’t uncommon at all shows how fucking shite football is half the time now.

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

Maddison rimming the fuck out of Bruno and Mount, love to see it 😍

Nice to win and score a few but still generally uninspiring and questionable subs. Should be hammering them without conceding so not much to buzz about.

God Mason Mount is so good when he’s fit.

Please sack him at half time.

That might genuinely be the worst goal I’ve ever seen United score

Pretty fucking dire opening 25 minutes here, which I can’t really say is a surprise.

Pretty mental turnaround standings wise in the F1 the last few months. Love them all but so happy for Lando, especially given his bad McLaren were when he got there.

Same energy

Thanks Ruben, really enjoying you turning the reds around 🙃

Just seen we’ve got Wolves at home during AFCON 😂 would it actually surprise anyone if they ended the season with 1 league win and it being at Old Trafford? Probably draw with the cunts on Monday too.

Don’t get me started on pointlessly having Malacia on the bench instead of someone like Obi. Or four of the substitutions being defensive ones. Or the frankly scandalous treatment of Mainoo. Wake me up when he’s fucked off and let’s hope Kobbie isn’t out the door first

1-0 up at home against 18th in the table and you’re taking off your striker for a (rubbish, sorry) defensive midfielder with 15 to go, promptly concede, then use your last change to swap one centre-back for another. Boring, negative, gutless - absolutely not a United manager

If you’re Kobbie Mainoo what’s stopping you just punching the cunt in training tomorrow? Ugarte, fuck me 😂😂😂

Honestly, he pulled the wool over my eyes for a fair while by being pretty charismatic but that fucking song for him is the definition of blind optimism

Amazes me how many people just accept it because we’ve had an ‘alright’ season so far. It’s shit, the football’s shit, the substitutions are shit. It’s poor almost every fucking week 🗑️

Nuke the club, sack the manager.

Heartbreaking 😭 Larry forever ❤️

God imagine if those 2 points win Lando the title, madness.