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I've been with Disney+ support for 45 minutes troubleshooting why it thinks I'm from Stockton California instead of Stockton in the UK. I just want to watch desperate housewives before bed...

The plum tree is giving 5 Kg of fruit every other day, far more than I know what to do with. Every birthday and Christmas presents are going to be plum jam jars this year 😂

The new Autodrive in Cyberpunk 2.3 has my car choosing violence. It's constantly stopping, running over people, and driving into walls. The rest of the update is solid, but this feature is chaos.

Cyberpunk 2077 2.3 #ThingsToBeExcitedAbout

Checking in ✅ Continued progress in the right direction.

I have been craving those Curly’s continuously since I was a wee boy. I occasionally see Morrison’s tease for them. These are stupidly addictive. Please send. I’ll just boldly share my Amazon wish list here. Make a boy happy. www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...

No need to bother going abroad.

Soft-relaunched my website, ergo my services. I don't think it's bad for a novice, though I do need better photos. And I'll probably find things I want to tweak. Anyway hi! I'm dirt cheap at the moment. aspland.fit

✅ Checking in Finally reversing the trend.

Something was mentioned into conversation today. We were discussing the first time we bottomed and I can’t for the life of me remember who or when that was. Absolutely zero recollection. Couldn’t even put a time frame to it. Admittedly I mostly top but you’d think that would register 😂

Hallelujah! The house feels like a Dutch oven today so this is most welcome.

Whoever said that in the UK we don’t get warm can get in the sea. Unless I get to said sea first.

As pizzas go… wow.

Got a 4h drive for a work thing and need to decide whether to set off the afternoon the day before but on a day off or set off at 5am on the day praying I’ll get there on time. Urgh.

Something about music and fields

I didn’t get up early on a bank holiday Sunday to watch the Crunchyroll Anime Awards 😎 www.youtube.com/live/kIhxqJ9...

Sun & blue sky in this country? It obviously won't last.

The Eurovision mascot is made of the stuff nightmares are made from.

Pre-gay Christmas part II is starting and I almost ran out of wine.

It’s 5:02pm. Time to touch grass. Advantage of having a private garden.

Today’s ramen: pork tonkotsu. I am the king of using fridge random.

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Checking in ✅ It’s a fake-ish checking in because I haven’t been to the gym for a while but I’m definitely going back imminently Gotta get hench for the beach in October etc… watch this space for progress. Let’s call this the starting point. 👀

Tonight’s homemade pizza night 🍕

Post Julian Clary gig

I may need to be thrown into a taxi soon 🤪

Ooops.

The bedroom is a humid 25 C°. 🥵 Really can’t win in the UK - it’s either cold and humid, windy and humid or hot and humid. This is what I get for living on a island 😂

I’m getting the hang of this bread thing.

Hair done. Gay powers restored. Etc. I may have let the hair dresser loose on my hair.

Checking in ✅ Managed two days of gym/cardio in a row since October 🙈. Been challenging to get back…

Me too beings…me too #Unprepared

I will leave this here.

So hang on, because I have dual citizenship, it doesn't matter which passport I use, I technically now need to pay for a 'travel authorisation' to go to France _or_ back to the UK. Because with most airlines you have to use the same passport on the way in and out.

Things I ask ChatGPT.

See who gets the last digit. 0118 999 881 999 119 725… …

Aaaand the power is out again. Grab your charged Nintendo Switches, actual books, candles and favourite whisky, folks.

I’m watching the Traitors. Now hear me out…

More often than not, when I try to lock my iPhone I end up taking a screenshot of my screen because the volume up button is on the opposite side of the power button and it makes me press both together when I hold it. Am I the only one? 😂

Happy New Year from the UK!

My PlayStation 2024 Wrap-up

There is an actual QUEUE to get into M&S. 🤯

Trust a geek with Christmas lights.

Bring this energy or do not even bother.

Guess who is finally off work and spending it in bed with the flu and a cough.

Today is my first day on holiday and I had a few loose ends to tie up with work so I got the laptop out. Just finished. It’s now 11.15am. Doh!