wake up babe there’s 4 air fryers in the server room

“We’re too old to do acid on a Tuesday night”

Being born right at the end of pride is so on brand for me ngl

The local tip. It has a recycle / upcycle shop. Believe me when I say that I got an absolute killing for £15 - like 7 different pots and a whole ass tea set (also used as pots)

Dare you to find something more 90s than this My submission: youtu.be/FHsip5xOenQ?...

From a native Frenchman: “Whores and cum are just built in to our language”

Today on I’m Going Through It So I Can Advise: ADHD meds titration is a fucking journey that will drastically alter your day to day function, your feelings and the rest. That’s not to say it isn’t worth it (it is if it works for you) but getting to the dose where it feels way too much is part of it

Another spa day for the girlies and brobabes. Had to take the calathea out again to rinse off the bloody spider mites. She’s currently sulking. Also made a prop box with pearlite and leftover potting mix. Currently prop-ing some mint and polka cuttings 🥰

I mean I just get on with it tbh. Sorry for being heat inclusive

What the fuck, Microsoft?

When you forget to bake in object enumeration and time estimation metrics in your mass SPS recycle bin restore script, so you use your unified audit log data manifest script from earlier to give you an ETA 😵‍💫

Spider mites 😠 Alright if it’s just a little croton but that rattlesnake calathea needs put in the shower 😒

Isn’t he beautiful though 🥰 I really am the luckiest man in the world Sorry not sorry for soppyposting

What the fuck is that

Gorgeous shimmery red Begionia Rex and a newly adopted Alocasia Polly. I mean I didn’t mean for the bathroom to start becoming the goth garden but it’s sort of just happening

“How do you expect someone who doesn’t care about themselves to care about anyone else?” - A wise friend

Fresh weave

That outdoor kitchen island thing B&Q are selling? Turns out it’s compatible with inside too 😮 (Beautifullest man in the world for scale)

hell yeah titration realness

Sometimes all it takes is a suitcase of artisan pizza

These are actually unreal

I got that guitar 😭😭😭 My first 7 string - that and the fanned fretboard make this quite something to play!

I’m getting that guitar 😭😭😭

Alright yeah I know it’s only been 5 days but I’ve discovered topical vitamin C as well and the results are pretty much immediate. I really recommend Vichy Liftactiv 16% serum, use in the morning shortly after any peptides and before any moisturiser. I have never been so consistent 😭

Evanescence?! Released a new song?! TWO WEEKS AGO?!!! AND IT’S AWESOME?????!!!!!!!!

We only get to post this for maybe 3 weeks in a year

I’m genuinely so sorry if this is you but people who put butter on a scone need to wade far into the fucking sea. lots of love x

Watching the plants thrive is genuinely so satisfying. Like yaaaaasss you hungry prince I have manicured your environment and you’re eating that shit so hard ❤️❤️❤️

Sis, I’m genuinely dropping the skincare routine. This is pretty much all you need these days. Copper peptides with your AM, tretinoin with your PM. SPF 50 is non negotiable with two actives. You’re welcome.

saturdays are for the boys

Sun’s out ☀️ Gays out 🏳️‍🌈 BBQ ribs out 🍔🥩

Man, Tom Kha soup is elite. I’m so glad I live near a Chinese wholesaler

Contemplating a bit, ignore me here but at the same time I have some things I needs to send into the ether. Man, it’s been a ride. Gaining control of a lot of things after an ADHD diagnosis is nuts. Temperament, impulse, social skills, head fog… (1/2)

Passed up this Chinese Evergreen in B&Q earlier today, it was the only one with such vivid pink variegation but the state of it was pretty bad. Should I go back and just keep it under a grow light for a month? 🤔

Deplorable. Rancid. Hideous. Unusable. Whoever designed this laptop keyboard needs to be sterilised.

Is it just me or is CarPlay dogshit after the last iOS update

Why the fuck is Download Festival so good this year though? The lineup looks unbelievable

Everything’s better bigger 😏 (fr though this pasta)

Properly rinsing Pink Pantheress atm. Literally no one else bringing back Bassment Jaxx and the entire vibe of the era like she is atm youtu.be/u0OGvrP_FEo?...

“Yeah I’m not sure the ADHD meds are worki-“ *reconfigures the entire lighting scene in the house, installs pendant lighting, moves everything but the furniture in the living room*

Ok I know I’m plantposting so much rn but LOOK AT MY BABIES who are ALL STILL ALIVE

I have never loved a plant with such cursed energy so hard

B&Q innuendo bingo

@bennjordan.bsky.social did a video on Musks DCs not so long ago. It goes so much further than air pollution

bearded patrick stuart would so get it

anyone else here on lisdexamfetamine / Elvanse? i’m just starting on it and the 8pm crash is pretty significant. anyone got a workaround for this?

I love getting wood on a lunch time

I don’t mind my data being used my for research to help the NHS etc, however, because the government have now allowed Palantir access, I have withdrawn my consent using this link: your-data-matters.service.nhs.uk

I was looking at the wiki on r/adhduk but it forgot to finish rendering

Surprised Boy George even had time for this between rimming himself and chaining trade to radiators. Least they didn’t qualify. It was a cheap enough gimmick last time. #Eurovision