This means nothing to us who have to support this shit.

Gay privilege is smelling better than anyone else in the office~

Song radio is overcharged af man, I love finding new vibes on my lunch break. Have some goofy uk garage on a Wednesday afternoon, why not youtu.be/_cob7Oip4Xc?...

Cheesy chipotle chalupas with pico de gallo. Needs a bit of tweaking but it wasn’t bad if I say so myself.

Everyone needs more dreamy French girlypop in their lives youtu.be/cQhWiaAT-do?...

If anyone’s looking for a good series to binge I highly rate Pluribus. Can’t wait for season 2

Oh my god these (54 calories each you’re welcome)

Yeah I’ve done this and so should you. Fuck American spy-tech being used against us. notopalantir.goodlawproject.org/email-to-tar...

Sausage chips and beans for tea. I’m all for elevated food but you can’t beat the classics

Hearing the Kaiju No. 8 theme tune during The Traitors made my brain glitch youtu.be/rH8FCwzOdpI?...

Team: there’s like. Blisters and blood everywhere, it’s not a twisted ankle House, MD: Bees make a lot of noise. No noise suggests no bees. He’s cheated on his wife.Treat with heparin Patient: :o

Man, I’m still not over Jujutsu Kaisen. It looks like the intro for Culling Game has been delisted from YouTube in my market for now but rewatching the Execution trailers are hype af. 10/10 anime - dark, hillarious, insane animation from one of Japan’s highest rated studios. youtu.be/PckXEpjvHyg

K sweet wines (leibfraumilch, gewutrztraminer, alsacienne pinot gris) pair so. fuckin. good with spicy chicken

Ya boy got a blow out fade and is embracing the waves

Traitors was amazing Jujutsu Kaisen is un fucking real Damn son TV got good

« I hope this email finds you well »

I thought I had a little cut on my foot. It really hurt to the touch. Then I looked closer and it was a splinter, so I took a needle and dug it out. It was a fucking eyelash or an eyebrow hair or something. How the fuck does that even happen?!

Not even 3% way through the year and I find out I’m working Xmas 2026. Sound that mate

Jan 05, 2026: Still eating trifle (I regret nothing)

It’s all shits and giggles searching things with your LG TV remote for videos on YouTube until you want to listen to “de første kærster på månen” or anything by “De Dødelige”

Marry the guy who makes sushi - nan (I think)

Shropshire blue and sun dried tomatoes is peak cheeseboard

Marry the guy who makes sausage ❤️ I mean that’s what my nan always said

Acrylic is such a beautiful textile and this piece is absolutely masterful (by Luca Ponsato - linktr.ee/lucaponsatoart). Half tempted to study it in the new year

Was talking party tricks with a friend and remembered this gem. I used to be so alive compared to this year. I think I’m going to really set some goals this NY. ❤️

Alright lads. Found a new favourite cheese innit

It’s always Friday night somewhere

1 heap teaspoon light mayo 1 not so heaped teaspoon garlic and ginger paste 1 teaspoonish toasted sesame oil So addicted to this salad dressing. Literally just dumping a bag of leaves and a hand full of cooked chicken on it in the office 🤤

TFI(nearly)F My bed had all the gravity this morning

Aww. More like this ❤️

Search “selfie” in your gallery and post your oldest one. I think this was about 2015? No tats or eyebrow bar 😭

Nothing quite like a shower, shave, loungewear, and a *box of cake* to make a Saturday night tbqhwy

12 hours driving to London and back on an hours sleep = broken man 😅

Jujutsu Kaisen: Execution was AWESOME. Cannot wait for The Culling Games to start 😁

Guess who gets to drive to London from 4am tomorrow because our shitty FTTC provider ceased our customer’s leased line without any warning or notification 🥰❤️

Yessssss

I have extensively tested and can conclude that hooded loungewear (including slankets etc) underneath a dressing gown is peak winter cozy

This is really good if you’ve ever wanted to drink Glade x

Already got Wham! stuck in my head ngl

Define king:

U hung Yes, like laundry, or perhaps a triptych

How the fuck have Opeth not done another acoustic album since Damnation though? It’s an actual Celtic-folk-metal inspired masterpiece that still sounds timeless to this day. I just wish they tacked on Harvest from Blackwater Park too.

Just swept under the sofa in admittedly too long. I shaln’t out myself with the things I found but suffice to say a roomba would have choked on a flipflop. Or a running shoe. Or an entire, sealed, bottle of coke. #whoops

ah yes thank

Sing me back into myself youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Happy Tuesday. The weather’s getting very cozy by now. Glad I’m wfh today that’s for sure.

Mental health walk bop open.spotify.com/track/4nUdlf...

I mean because everyone has been asking, I think Love, Death and Dancing by Jack Garratt is going to be hard for Jack Garratt to top. Jack Garratt.

Uh oh! It’s dark outside now. Better do 40 in a 70 and keep the full beams permanently turned on even though I’m on a busy A road! Ya fucken sprout

Credit to my fiancé but only in this house would you be woken up with « I made raclette mac and cheese » and quite frankly I’m all for it