No one asked but camembert on crumpets is the ultimate cheesy crumpet 👌

Lovely gloomy day for a bit of dark garage on lunch. ❤️ youtu.be/1fiCS7LieOQ?...

The Exit 8 film is really good btw

Genuinely fascinated by how terrifying this sounds (not through phone speakers obviously) - I’m p sure if I was coming off my meds it’d land me square in a panic and a metallic taste for the rest of the day. Nightmare fuel. 10/10 incredible youtu.be/579N8n5vLDQ?...

Have you seen my cat? Not missing or anything, just look at her ❤️

5 minute crafts parody idea cinnamon powder won’t stick to the wall tape the cinnamon powder to the wall clown

It must be soul destroying being a healthcare professional and hearing stuff like this

When your cloud BCDR provider deletes your virtual office file and print VM that you’ve had running all week and you find out at 8:30pm on a Sunday 🥰❤️🌈 ✨

If anyone’s looking for something funny, dark, and seriously awesome to watch this rainy Saturday night, I really do be recommending the Chainsaw Man compilation movie(s) on Crunchyroll. 10/10

I was feeling the lighting in the office earlier, idk

Here’s me impersonating @j0nfuzz.me

Y’ever look up from your phone and realise you were supposed to be responding to 2FA 30 mins ago instead of going down a social media rabbit hole and clearing out a mailbox you barely use

tinned potatoes

Loving this feature where my watch assumes I’m doing literally anything and congratulates me ngl

I don’t agree with his comedy all of the time but Nish absolutely nails it here

What’s really wild is that BlueSky released a pretty sick relaxed fit / oversized teeshirt for like 5 minutes in March and hasn’t bothered stocking it or producing more since I mean it’s not like I want one or anything

Hell yeah we doing shots on a Wednesday night

The whole Liquid Glass thing definitely feels like a design throwback. I mean, I wanted to relive frutiger aero, but not like this.

This is your reminder to enable 2FA where you can (EVERYWHERE you can). Woke up to a 2FA code from Instagram this morning. Fortunately 2FA stopped them, and I don’t allow cross authentication on Meta services. Be safe y’all!

Men only want one thing and it’s d̶i̶s̶g̶u̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ a second mango lassi

Someone in the office has brought back Jolly Ranchers from the states and they are so good though

Our Di would have loved scan to email

A little too intensely “seafood-y” for me. The texture’s great though. Maybe needs some soy sauce.

the one trick mods don’t want you to know

Demon Slayer was awesome! Chainsaw Man next. 15 year old me is still absolutely over the moon that I get to watch anime in the cinema - it’s come a long way since waiting for fan teams to put their own subs on new releases to download over Limewire or BitTorrent 😭

First it was Majestic Wine, now it’s Tim Hortons available on my Uber Eats. They’re trying to kill me off lads

Getting real “I hope this email kills us both” vibes before work tomorrow lol

Just watched Ghostbusters: Answer The Call (2016). What a good film with absolutely no issues

I bet anyone doing Sunday shift at any call centre that are all “STRICTLY no phones on the floor, keep them in your lockers” are having a shit time rn

Drug dealer? Nah man, hug dealer. C’mere

I’m not surprised there was animosity in the Spice Girls when Victoria Beckham’s “Out Of Your Mind” eclipsed Geri’s entire solo career tbqh

Lost a ball out of my brow bar so I thought I’d try something a bit more sparkly for a change

Watching Him Indoors play Mortal Kombat and I can’t help but think there needs to be a mod where every line is bookended by dubstep

Absolutely fucking gripped by this German TV show where people cut things in half and weigh each half and the closest to the perfect half wins

Was bored of corona so we cracked open a bottle of prosecco from Sainsbury’s. Taste the difference? Taste my fucking ring piece, it were reyt shite. Back to corona no problem pablo

Bit lighter than a roast!

I have found the best French femme punk pop and they only have two songs released at the moment and I need this mainlined in my veins yessssss youtu.be/6viHYBxyfTs?...

JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vanc...

I do love it when he cobbles together some dinner… 🥰

You know what, for £30 that’s a pretty cute parasol

Save money on semaglutides simply by being anxious #toptip

Yeah sex is good and all that but have you ever had a bonne maman crème caramel

Every time I think “actually y’know what, Coldplay are overhated” they do something fucking stupid like release another song

Of course I’m coming down with something when I only have a weeks notice period to serve. 🤢

Alright lads. Just put my notice in, innit. Can’t stay away from the MSP game can I

Oh, also if anyone’s gay enough to wonder if the Le Creuset wine chiller sleeve will fit a bottle of Mateus; yes it does

This is v nice

Ice cold n all

Early 90s new jack swing / rnb vibes in a kpop song. Addictive af youtu.be/kIzg0YQuyok?...