This place was better when @eve6.bsky.social was here, talking about alternative rock and CDs every day.

@rossraihala.bsky.social A few seats are still available for Maroon 5.

*Fred Schneider Voice* Poop Cruise!

People shocked by the Dolly Parton in Las Vegas ticket-buying experience obviously didn't fight in the Great Eras Tour Battle of 2023.

Las Vegas social media dipshits are outraged over the price of something they can simply buy elsewhere much cheaper. What a shock.

It always rains like hell on the Loser's Day parade.

The Punk Rock Bowling audience in Las Vegas this weekend didn't respond kindly to a Nazi dumbass. Well done. www.instagram.com/reel/DKJE7Up...

"Ugh... deep dish pizza again?" – disgruntled cardinals in The Vatican cafeteria one week from now

Little-known pope fact: He spent three years as a cast member at The Second City in the late '70s.

When he makes his first appearance, I hope the new pope opens with, "You don't understand. I ain't scared of you motherfuckers."

Hey MSP, we can’t make it to both Sturgill shows :( Sale link to seats here (not GA, actual seats!) my.ticketmaster.com/ds/vQGAAW9DC...

Feds ran out of gas while watching Nicky Santoro. www.tmz.com/2025/05/02/r...

A lot of people who have never used a concierge are very concerned about MGM Resorts reducing concierge service. #vegas

Whew... for a minute, I thought it was FedEx Pope, but he's fine.

"Baker Street," always and forever.

"Live from The Tangiers with The Sasha Semenoff Orchestra and The Sam Rothstein Dancers"

Things just haven't been the same since the Jeremy Renner App went away.

You might know John Munson from all the work we’ve done on Wits. Besides his incredible talent, you might also know his warmth, kindness, and generosity. John recently had a stroke and needs some help. gofund.me/9b7d8ff7

Every company I've ever interacted with online is updating the terms of its user agreement this week. It's an exhilarating time to have an email account.

At least we haven't been subjected to that Andy Reid "bundlerooski" ad that makes me want to do murders.

I hope Kendrick Lamar expresses disrespect for his nemesis, Drake.

Flying tongues and mustaches? What's next? I really hope Manscape doesn't have an ad this year.

Shout out to the ladies in the Coffee Mate Marketing Department.

I wonder if a bunch of dudes who love classic rock will express their displeasure with the upcoming halftime show act's performance.

In October, I attended an event at The Superdome. I was impressed by how a 50-year-old stadium provides a far better guest experience than the eight-year-old U.S. Bank Stadium.

I tuned in just in time for some pre-game pandering.

@djdanielson.bsky.social I hope you have a magical birthday season with all your dreams coming true.

@hourlongsauce.bsky.social In honor of your birthday, I'm resurrecting this classic bit. Happy birthday.

I almost forgot that today is the day when Pennsylvania sacrifices a badger in hopes of better weather. Traditions are fun.

I always smile when I remember that Noel Gallagher called Matty Healy a "slack-jawed fuckwit"

You can tell that most NFL TV announcers have the brain power of a toddler by how much they enjoy saying "tush push."

I hope the next Bob Dylan biopic covers solely the "We Are the World" recording session.

I'm going to kick off 2025 by finally becoming a Players Club International member. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC__...

Clanging chimes of doom.

The world lost a legend today. RIP Slim Dunlap. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YEt...

It is, sadly, that time of year again. 🎄👠👠 youtu.be/iq10bz3PxyY?...

@rossraihala.bsky.social Tour cancelation in 5, 4, 3... okcfox.com/news/local/j...

I always check Bluesky first thing in the morning to see whether @eve6.bsky.social made any Dishwalla references while I was asleep.

I just remembered that I also own the Figures on a Beach "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" single, so now I'm angry at 1989 me too.

I just remembered that I own the Pseudo Echo "Funky Town" single, and now I'll be angry at 1986 me for the rest of the evening.

"Mandala" #HotelNamesAreHard

"The Harrah"

@johnhall1189.bsky.social Welcome, Mr. Hall. Can I get you a cocktail? Perhaps something with pomegranate juice?

Some of you new Bluesky users are bringing a real "let's go around the room, say your name and share one interesting fact about yourself" vibe. Fuck off with that shit.

@daveholmes.bsky.social I just finished "Who Killed the Video Star?" Fantastic job. I'm not normally a scripted podcast listener, but like "Waiting for Impact," this one held my attention from start to finish. I can't wait for your next one.

"Crilley had no idea anything was amiss during or immediately after the shot. When he eventually called his producer, the stakes became more clear."

One of the many reasons I won't be a cord cutter anytime soon is because I'd miss stumbling upon "Almost Famous" while flipping channels.

Jay Thomas is gone, so no Lone Ranger story or knocking a meatball off a Xmas tree with a football. But we got Paul's Cher impression and Darlene Love... the return of a favorite Christmas tradition. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shr8...