hey. sometimes when you think you have a malady, and a professional tells you you don't, get a second opinion :) I now have full blown periodontal disease because i believed my first dentist when she told me I didn't have gingivitis even though my gums were bleeding.

Political party and net worth don’t matter—there should be no protecting ANY of the powerful and privileged from facing accountability for abuse and misbehavior. There’s only one right answer on the Epstein Files: transparency for the public and justice for the victims.

why does the act of cooking prosciutto smell like wet dog??? that gotta be one of my top 3 least favorite food smells of all time

do u guys remember when i used to positive post????? wow those were good times

kind of entirely dislike the concept of networking and self-promo. That shit ain't my bag.

win 10 said no more updates but i still get regular updates 🥲 leave me alone, we broke up years ago.

Can anyone genuinely explain to me why my brain can't play a game i actually want to play as if i have no energy, but i can play a game i dont really care about for hours and hours and hours?

character customization, period

how is it 2025 and "nice guys" still exist, and in fact, have multiplied?

also, to lie to someones face when they already know the truth blows my mind. You are doubling down???? even though you were caught???? delusion delusion delusion.

the delusion of people to think that their lies are keeping their loved ones safe blows my mind. Fuck you. You don't care about them, you care about YOU and what negative things YOU will incur as a result. U a selfish ass

preface: i dont support the slaughter of animals. But saying that not eating meat is moral because they're living kinda still doesn't work because plants are also living/sentient, and are capable of communication and emotion. There is no ethical diet on the entire planet unless you photosynthesize.

Will Rilla finally find solace and comfort in her sleep? Press F for doubt 🤔 Check out this week's update of The Rigmine Conspiracy, live now on substack! ilianalangley.substack.com/p/the-rigmin...

serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them

the new dragula season reminded me why i just can't watch drag media anymore. It's always bullshit drama that takes away from the focus of the art. Idc about your petty gaslight-y arguments. And I blame the watchers for continuing to be entertained by this infuriating display of base level humanity.

how can you look at the stars and give a shit about any of this minute nonsense? I wish humans could remember our place in this grand cosmos; it isn't very big. The world is what you make it.

steam already loads at shit speeds for me, but this halloween sale got me on another level of annoyed at how much things are NOT LOADING

people underestimate my ability to hate things on principal. I will never play Bloodlines 2. It's not the game I was promised. I felt the same way about cyberpunk, and I still don't care that people loved that game. I don't settle for anything less than what I was told I would get.

the palia community is the most wholesome and kind and helpful MMO community I've EVER experienced. I didn't even know such an ecosystem could exist in gaming.

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someone please take colleen hoover's hands away, she cannot be trusted with the written language nor can her avid readers be trusted with basic thought

send help, i started playing the infinity nikki update and it already made me weep twice

I'm book smart... but only fantasy books, so if you want to know shit about elves or dragons I'm your man.

if modern society wanted me to answer my phone, then modern society should stop spam calling me 18 times a day

#NoKings Miami!

we live in a rust server we just freshly joined, no blueprints, no friends, no squad limits, a day before wipe

Check out the latest update of The Rigmine Conspiracy! Chapter 8 has arrived 😎 ilianalangley.substack.com/p/the-rigmin...

i guess its portfolio day??? heres some of my favorite pieces from history

one of my biggest science pet peeves is clickbait article titles. Like. The discoveries are cool as facts, you don't have to straight up lie and spin it to make it seem cooler, more interesting, or something it's not. (yes, this also applies to regular clickbait shit, too)

sorry for sluggish updates and whatnot!! Been a bit depleted lately. Not doing bad, just also kinda just existing difficultly LOL

when dudes say a woman "babytrapped" them i cant help but fuckin laugh my ass off. My brother in christ, was it not your nut? *

Rilla must confront her supervisor while she can. Running through the streets of town where no one can eavesdrop or interfere with her questioning, can she finally get some straight answers? Or will it be another question with no clear answer? ilianalangley.substack.com/p/the-rigmin...

o, u kno what??? rant time! I genuinely see so many people who get together for the finances, or the sex, or literally just to have a family and it doesnt matter with who. Then they complain that they hate their fucking lives or end up cheating. Like. what did you expect??? 2 +2 = BREAK UP

hey. yeah, you, hey. come on over here. Let me tell you a lil somethin somethin. DONT GET MARRIED IF YOU DONT LOVE SOMEONE. DONT GET MARRIED IF YOU WANNA SLEEP AROUND. DONT GET MARRIED FOR STATUS OR MONEY OR TO CHECK AN ITEM OFF A LIST. MARRY SOMEONE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE AND WANNA BE AROUND.

my sweet gaby got me a gift yesterday from 5 below. pls say hello to steven, i love them.

Greta Thunberg speaks to the press after being released from illegal detainment in Israel: "I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me, but that is not the story.”

if you like farming sims, pumpkin days is so customizable and in depth and FUN i highly recommend picking this one up and its 50% on sale rn!! There is literally so much to this game im beggin u

fucking gamestop is so cringe. stop trying to be the gaming hero we need in the face of gamepass.

reddit is for hikkikomori karens i shant explain

Things start to take a paranoid turn in this week's chapter update of The Rigmine Conspiracy! Read now, or check the post to read from the begging ilianalangley.substack.com/p/the-rigmin...

ppl who keep saying "that won't happen, they won't/can't do that" in america specifically about politics need to wake the fuck up. they can. they will. they do. they have. stop acting like none of this is real. it's real, and it's here, even if its not at your doorstep yet.

me pretending that fb isnt pushing my algorithm in a questionable direction when all of a sudden unprompted i get the most foul political recs despite only watching videos about kittens.

god damn, i miss social stimulation. no this doesnt apply to you. unless it does 🤔

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does anyone else experience distress when they get a notification or call or literally anything or is it just me 🤡

u ever date someone for a short time and completely forget yall dated??? i have at least three instances that i literally just forget happened until something dredges up the memories LOL