It's really nice that a whole new generation can be disappointed by the Virtual Boy.

One of my least favorite tropes is when a character makes a huge complicated home cooked meal, and then their family is like "I couldn't possibly eat even a single piece of it, I am far too busy!" and skidaddles out the door.

Why pay a human being to do a job when you can have AI do the job and then pay a person to check over what the AI did and redo it because the AI did a horrible job?

I am just going to come out and say it: I don't get the hot honey trend.

As you get older you start to understand why Charlie Bucket's grandpa refused to get out of bed.

The heart shape is a really inefficient way to store chocolates.

Me: At least I can't be anxious while I sleep Then proceeds to have wildly anxiety inducing dreams.

People online will be like "whoa whoa whoa, just because I wish death upon you is no reason to be rude to me."

Why the fuck would you put Chris Chan in your video game?

I am worried if Taco Bell doesn't release banger enough new menu items this year then I'm going to have nothing left.

Can we just be clear that even if Kid Rock wasn't a despicable person who shills for MAGA, his music would still suck?

It is so strange to live in America and have MULTIPLE international friends of mine reach out to me and ask me if I am doing ok right now. I appreciate it though.

I didn't know Mariah Carey is Italian.

There is a generation of kids who must know Snoop Dogg as "that guy from the Olympics"

Can you put "GoFundMe" as your insurance provider when you go to the doctor?

Sometimes it feels like when you are like "What if the world was less terrible" a bunch of people are like "No, if anything it should be even more terrible"

We have a lot of celebrations that involve partying and eating and singing etc, but we need a holiday for sleeping. Napsgiving.

They need to stop remaking A Christmas Carol. It is hopeless. No one will ever top the Muppets.

We announced it on stream, but I will have a makeship plush petition go live during my 3D debut on February 22nd! BUG AND SNELL PLUSH REAL?!

I like when I buy used books and they have a receipt from the book store they came from in them and I get to be like "aw man, remember book stores?"

I love when right wing shit stirrers play mad and offended at someone saying something mean to them when they constantly say the most heinous shit all the time.

A dog show where they are all winners because they're all good dogs.

I am going to trademark "the big game" so then places have nothing to call the Super Bowl.

Friend: Do you think maybe you're depressed? Me: Of course, isn't everyone right now? Friend: Fair.

Never would have called USA attacking NATO as being the start of WWIII.

I hate AI

Limp Bizkit has been part of America longer than ICE.

Limp Bizkit has been part of America longer than ICE.

If you made a resolution this year to get better, cancel it. Clearly 2026 is not a year for getting better. Get worse. Start drinking. Overeat. Steal from the checkout line.

I'd vote for a dog over Ethan Hawke every. single. time.

I swear to god if WWIII starts because of America invading Greenland.

Cookies should really be called "bakies."

I got 99 Bananas but a bitch ain't one.

How quickly the "don't tread on me" crowd turned into the "obey or die" crowd.

Any time I see a fascinating new fast food item online it's always actually only available in another country. Among Americas many failures is a failure to advance the garbage food we have created to new heights.

Inspired by 28 years later I am going to start calling my goon cave "the bone temple"

Your choices are to be sent to a concentration camp or be shot in the head.

We shouldn't have stopped at bread bowls. Bread plates. Bread mugs. Bread saucers. Bread gravy boats.

Last year Navigating with You won a few awards, but Dog Knight from me & got a very different distinction: Last year The Dog Knight got banned. I always suspected books of mine would get banned, but this one hit hard, because it's a book about a nonbinary kid finding their place in the world.

How am I supposed to be a silly little goober under these conditions?

I like that unlike Spotify, last.fm has their wrap up at the actual end of the year.

If we want to raise national literacy we need to start bribing kids to read with personal pan pizzas again.

Why is Billy Bob a name but Bobby Bill is not?

You know you're old when the bands you listened to in high school are getting put in the rock and roll hall of fame.

it would really suck if your kink was getting findom'd but you were poor af.

Happy New Year, hope your balls drop at midnight!

Why ask AI a question that will be misinformation when you can ask me and my misinformation is way funnier?

The Pop Tart Bowl is not enough, we need the Pop Tart League.

anyone want to give me a million dollars just for funsies?

What is a good website to buy LEGITIMATE e-books that is not amazon but can be read on a kindle?