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They had to invent pain almost immediately after inventing fire because too many men were "just testing it out"
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They don't tell you in AA that mosquitos will start attacking you again at about 5 years sobriety
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Got heckled for riding an ebike to work , heckled his ass right back for taking the elevator because that's cheating too
13 days ago
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Jungle King
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Pro: my shoe was already warm inside Con: from a chipmunk hiding in there
25 days ago
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John Lechner
25 days ago
My new security guard, still in training 🐰
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My superpower? I want to see the oxygen spewing off plants
26 days ago
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I realize this is supposed to be a prank but you never know where there's treasure to be discovered and this serves as a good excuse to look
add a skeleton here at some point
30 days ago
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When someone takes the last nacho without my approval
about 1 month ago
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STOP SASSIN' BILLIONAIRES
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about 1 month ago
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Which generation is responsible for buying from ads on websites??? banner ads wouldn't have evolved into ruining my internet
about 1 month ago
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Sorry officer, my memory can only go back about 10 minutes or sometime to the 1900's, not sure which year
about 1 month ago
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Going to befriend the lazy one
about 1 month ago
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Hopefully taking an early lunch break for a quick stress relieving 2.5 hour bike ride today
about 1 month ago
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My car bot is faster
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Humanoid robot breaks half marathon world record in Beijing
The humans were left far behind as smartphone maker Honor's humanoid robot shattered the men's world record in China.
https://www.aljazeera.com/sports/2026/4/19/humanoid-robot-breaks-half-marathon-world-record-in-beijing
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Alex Blechman
about 1 month ago
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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Candlewood Suites, only $20 surcharge for pets, bedwetters $35
about 2 months ago
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oak blanco
about 2 months ago
my inner monologue when lunch is within reach
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Mostly controlled falling
about 2 months ago
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Norm Charlatan
about 2 months ago
It sucks when there’s a task you’ve been putting off a long time and then you finally do it and it takes like ten minutes. I will never learn anything from this.
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⚠️ escaping technology
2 months ago
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Allegiant airlines requesting donations for the plane during the boarding process
2 months ago
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Started overeating on a regular basis, going pretty well so far
2 months ago
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slate
2 months ago
i don’t own a metal detector so every time i go to the beach i bring home a bucket of sand and stick it in the microwave
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Disgusting
2 months ago
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Meet me at the happy spot
2 months ago
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Trollin for babes
2 months ago
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Physical therapist recommended massages every other month and sent the referral to a guy named Beefer
3 months ago
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Nice job mr fake it till you break it
3 months ago
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Adjusting my back with a combination of bungee cords and ratchet straps
3 months ago
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Physical therapist addressed me as "mr. twig bitch" this morning , the kind of therapy i needed
3 months ago
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I don't know, i heard they are saying the new ai smart filters are throwing away my work emails
3 months ago
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Marlboro lights in a box, now with .5 grams of protein
3 months ago
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Eastern blue dive bomber
3 months ago
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Blocking off my calendar for brain reshaping sessions
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3 months ago
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Smashed my thumb on a bottle opener like a ten year old (didn't spill
3 months ago
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Bluesky: where 30-40 year olds are capable of putting together predefined lego sets
3 months ago
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Slowly becoming a guy that yells in his car, not at other people, just in general
3 months ago
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SimCity 2000 No Cars Edition
3 months ago
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Blocking anyone that sorts their legos
3 months ago
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They should offer free driver's ed refresher courses for people like your boyfriend
3 months ago
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Those little baby pistachios you see on shelves were just about to start their lives right before being viscously thrown into an oven, I hope the anti-abortion people know about this
3 months ago
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Getting my children ready for the economy by charging for refills, premium filtered water coming next month
3 months ago
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Retired from winter olympics when I clipped a tree, driving this left handlebar into my pelvis at such force it punctured my jeans leaving me to hang for a few minutes
3 months ago
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IsThatDonHeath?
3 months ago
Far Side
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Abilu Tangwa.
3 months ago
🌳✊ "Be a voice for the voiceless! Our forests are vital for the planet's health. Like, comment, and share if you stand against deforestation!
#ProtectOurForests
#EnvironmentalSustainability
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AMERICANS STILL LEADING SEARCH FOR INTELLIGENT LIFE
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3 months ago
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Why are some people still using pound signs on this site
4 months ago
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