Literally none of the other girls are doing it like her.

Old pic but that just makes it a Throwback, right? Get it, throw”back”? …I’ll leave.

Genuinely I gasped when this showed up on my television.

See, what you guys don’t know is that in this picture I’m actually 2 seconds away from screaming “fuck this fucking gauntlet in Silksong is fucking bullshit” and throwing the game down for the night. ☺️ 📸 @captaintolson.bsky.social

So I bought these denim shorts yesterday and

I’m not a kink shamer, but if I have to block every single goddamn ABDL account on this website so it’ll stop appearing on my Discover page, then goddamn it I will! 😤

Friend: "People who think [Silksong] is hard clearly haven't played Dark Souls." Me: "Most of the complaints I see are about the platforming, actually." Friend: -scoffs- 1 hour later, Friend: "I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT THE DIFFICULTY" Me: "Are you dying to-" Friend: "THE PLATFORMING" Me:

It’s really funny how obsessed with the Switch 2 I still am after over a month of owning it, because I was never like that with the Switch 1. And yet here I am now legitimately thinking I’m going to have to double-dip and get RE9 on both PC AND Switch 2 like I actually have that kind of money.

The new iOS update is so bouncy and fun and silly I kinda really like it but does that make me a corporate shill and a capitalist slave? Let me know! Only serious answers please 👇

The whole room was empty and full of mirrors and you think I’m NOT taking multiple pictures? 🤨

💁🏻‍♂️🦋 Is this my good side?

Yes, beef, please 🔥

I been gettin beefier.

Thank FUCK they added a Save feature! Now I can stop bothering everybody by mass liking their stuff and just creep on them from a distance without their knowledge like a freak. 😃

Stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the tollway and I just gotta say, I love paying ridiculous prices for the “fastest” route home, with my only alternative being taking the 1 hr+ route where I don’t pay anything. Love DFW. ❤️

Look, I’ve never liked the guy, but… …holy shit.

I told her to smile for the camera!

Parachute is such a fucking sad banger shits got me like

Okay that is a lie, but it’s still not a great view of the fit regardless. But you still get 2 cuties for the price of 1 so it evens out that way.

I have successfully taken zero pictures this entire vacation! And I really had the cutest Pride outfit ever. 😭 I’m so bad at this.

I love Austin. I have never seen more gender neutral restrooms in my life.

“Look, we both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us… for science… … you monster.”

This bitch was so cunt. Wild that she isn’t considered more of a gay icon nowadays.

Okay so this non-album just proves that Hayley Williams has a direct psychic link to me and will always make the exact kind of music I need to hear at the exact moment I need to hear it. Like omg nearly ALL of these tracks are some of her best? Including Paramore? #HayleyWilliams #ego #EDAABP

I had a dream last night that Ariana Grande and I were hanging out, and she was looking really stunning so I asked if I could take a picture of her, and she was like “No, I really don’t want you to” and it got really awkward after that. 😕

New Chappell Roan and 17 new Hayley Williams tracks the night my car battery decided to die completely is emotional torment and manipulation to the highest degree. This is very mean.

With all the emotionally taxing stuff going on this week it’s really easy for me to forget I literally danced around in a jockstrap on a stage in front of like at least 50 people last week for the first time, so that’s wild.

Today’s grief stage is brought to you by: Unbridled Rage! I have an indescribable need to punch something really hard and also perhaps scream and yell. Not a good combo for work today but no situation is ever ideal, you know?

So I got myself a little something to boost my mood. 😙

Debating getting time off for Austin Pride later next month. Think it would be potentially really fun.

Yeah so today is our first day back home since Alphie died and I’m doing not incredibly well! More updates at 11!

Also buy us a round, our dog was killed 2 days ago. 🫠

Btw Talon and I are driving up to Austin tonight to check out some of the nightlife. I know it’s a Thursday night but we’re only in town until the afternoon tomorrow, so tonight’s our night to be out. I’ve already done a little looking around but if anyone of my Austin mutual knows what’s up hmu! ❤️

So, like, I’m definitely burned a little? But this lighting absolutely makes it look worse than it actually is? First pic is yesterday and second is today btw.

We were at Six Flags earlier. Talon didn’t want me to take any pictures of him. I don’t know why I’m making the face I’m making here. This is the only picture I took. 😭

Talon and I are looking for something interesting to do after dark in San Antonio that doesn’t necessarily involve spending a lot of money. Anyone got ideas? #travel #vacation #sanantonio #texas

RIP Alphie 2021-2025. You were always a wild, crazy dog with such a vibrant personality. A beautiful animal that I could always count on to be the sweetest, cuddliest dog/pillow. It’s going to be hard not being able to find comfort in your fluffiness to deal with the pain of losing you too soon.

Even in times of tragedy is there anything that can hinder a f@g’s vanity? I say no, not for me. ☝🏻

Anybody in Austin want to buy Talon and I a drink on Thursday? 🫠

One of our dogs just died, escaped his collar when being taken out by a brand new sitter and he ran off and was hit by a car. We’re on vacation down in Austin for the next few days (New Braunfels but whatever) and already paid for lodging and park tickets to Schlitterbahn. I don’t know what to do.

Almost literally the exact same picture that I took yesterday except I’m smiling here. You’re welcome. 😀

In the grand scale of the universe, it’s unfair that there are guys who get the superior genetics combo of a great cock, balls AND ass at the same time. It’s having your cake, eating it too & then getting a second cake to take home and orgasm to later. It’s too hot and it’s not right.

Okay the gym fit kinda popped off today ngl

This post is about arms. Just the arms, thank you.

Occasionally a morbid curiosity washes over me and I choose to risk spiraling mentally by checking who has blocked me on Clearsky. However, this time I was greeted with ZERO (0!) recognizable accounts that blocked me, and SEVERAL mutuals that have added me to lists?? You guys are so sweet lol.

Being Gay™️

Is spraining my wrist a blessing in disguise to get me to commit to leg day more often? No, it’s a curse, actually.

I just really like how my body looks in this pic. 😇

Mornin’, peeple! ☀️

Intrigued by the Facebook profiles that have their jobs listed as Tech Support or Sales Rep and yet they’re out here posting censored nudes and bulge pics in their underwear for everyone to see. To be clear, not saying it’s wrong. I’m kinda jealous lmao.