It’s a nice day. Might f around and play some RE9 🤷🏻‍♂️

Saw Gaga this last weekend (and it was fucking AMAZING!!) didn’t take any pics on the show cuz I was having too much fun. 😬😅

Outfit for the Mayhem Ball secured!! Gonna be a few additions to tack on the night before but I wanted to know what you all thought! ☺️

Yesterday was my last shift at the job I’ve been with for almost 6 years now and my staff got me this cake… …something about it feels a little off though.

The badonkadonk in these jeans is insane.

This is fucking insanity.

The key to happiness? Big arms.

Me buying a racing wheel/chair set-up so I can play Gran Turismo 7 in VR is the most straight-coded thing I’ve ever done.

2016/2026

Let’s give it up for Year 28!!! 😁

quick recap of the TL for anyone just joining 😱 😱 🍑 😱 😩 🍆 💪 😩/🍆 😱 🍑 😱 💪 😩/🍑 🍑 😱 💪 😱

My personal contribution to the bicep thread! Also hard-launching the new glasses I guess lmao.

Getting in probably my last workout until after Christmas 🥵

That’s better.

Looking through some of the clothes that survived the move and…

Hayley Williams supremacy wbk

I swear I’m not depressed it’s just a really good song, when that chorus kicks in I float. 🌤️🧚🏻‍♂️

Cried watching Ajayll react to Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party last night. To be fair to me, I was high as fuck.

Haven’t taken a pic at the gym in a minute!

Oldest selfie on your phone From August 5th, 2015. A little under a month before my senior year started lol. I was really struggling with my hair atp.

So the last few weeks have been horrific and brutal BUT I got this nice new apartment with a kickass bathroom out of it at least.

Literally none of the other girls are doing it like her.

Old pic but that just makes it a Throwback, right? Get it, throw”back”? …I’ll leave.

Genuinely I gasped when this showed up on my television.

See, what you guys don’t know is that in this picture I’m actually 2 seconds away from screaming “fuck this fucking gauntlet in Silksong is fucking bullshit” and throwing the game down for the night. ☺️ 📸 @captaintolson.bsky.social

So I bought these denim shorts yesterday and

I’m not a kink shamer, but if I have to block every single goddamn ABDL account on this website so it’ll stop appearing on my Discover page, then goddamn it I will! 😤

Friend: "People who think [Silksong] is hard clearly haven't played Dark Souls." Me: "Most of the complaints I see are about the platforming, actually." Friend: -scoffs- 1 hour later, Friend: "I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT THE DIFFICULTY" Me: "Are you dying to-" Friend: "THE PLATFORMING" Me:

It’s really funny how obsessed with the Switch 2 I still am after over a month of owning it, because I was never like that with the Switch 1. And yet here I am now legitimately thinking I’m going to have to double-dip and get RE9 on both PC AND Switch 2 like I actually have that kind of money.

The new iOS update is so bouncy and fun and silly I kinda really like it but does that make me a corporate shill and a capitalist slave? Let me know! Only serious answers please 👇

The whole room was empty and full of mirrors and you think I’m NOT taking multiple pictures? 🤨

💁🏻‍♂️🦋 Is this my good side?

I been gettin beefier.

Thank FUCK they added a Save feature! Now I can stop bothering everybody by mass liking their stuff and just creep on them from a distance without their knowledge like a freak. 😃

Stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the tollway and I just gotta say, I love paying ridiculous prices for the “fastest” route home, with my only alternative being taking the 1 hr+ route where I don’t pay anything. Love DFW. ❤️

Look, I’ve never liked the guy, but… …holy shit.

I told her to smile for the camera!

Parachute is such a fucking sad banger shits got me like

Okay that is a lie, but it’s still not a great view of the fit regardless. But you still get 2 cuties for the price of 1 so it evens out that way.

I have successfully taken zero pictures this entire vacation! And I really had the cutest Pride outfit ever. 😭 I’m so bad at this.

I love Austin. I have never seen more gender neutral restrooms in my life.

“Look, we both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us… for science… … you monster.”

This bitch was so cunt. Wild that she isn’t considered more of a gay icon nowadays.

Okay so this non-album just proves that Hayley Williams has a direct psychic link to me and will always make the exact kind of music I need to hear at the exact moment I need to hear it. Like omg nearly ALL of these tracks are some of her best? Including Paramore? #HayleyWilliams #ego #EDAABP

I had a dream last night that Ariana Grande and I were hanging out, and she was looking really stunning so I asked if I could take a picture of her, and she was like “No, I really don’t want you to” and it got really awkward after that. 😕

New Chappell Roan and 17 new Hayley Williams tracks the night my car battery decided to die completely is emotional torment and manipulation to the highest degree. This is very mean.

With all the emotionally taxing stuff going on this week it’s really easy for me to forget I literally danced around in a jockstrap on a stage in front of like at least 50 people last week for the first time, so that’s wild.

Today’s grief stage is brought to you by: Unbridled Rage! I have an indescribable need to punch something really hard and also perhaps scream and yell. Not a good combo for work today but no situation is ever ideal, you know?