Had a chest hair trimming mishap and had no choice but to shave it all 😭😩

Missing Miss Rosie today ❤️

Should I go out tonight?

Oh man, talk about not reading the room—Schumer picked the perfect time for a book tour. (sarcasm) @schumer.senate.gov hits the road next week to promote his book, while the people he abandoned are left in panic mode. You don’t think people will show up to protest, do you? Step Down Chuck

If this doesn’t terrify and infuriate you we’re not on the same side

Section 2, Paragraph 2. Am I reading this incorrectly? Straight from DOJ website

It genuinely flabbergasts me when parents are upset and shocked when their LGBT+ children express a desire to move away for safety reasons. Yet, they turned a blind eye to so much of their child’s bullying their entire childhood

Just rewatched Barbie and now I am having an existential crisis

Rise of Skywalker is still the biggest cinema disappointment I’ve experienced in my lifetime

Post a 3-10 second video of yourself. 🚢

If you skip Dandadan's opening, I'm not sure I can trust you. Just being honest, here.

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is a direct metaphor for growing up 🌈 and you can’t convince me otherwise 💅🏼

Please.

Pondering the logistics of pawning all of my stuff and living on the road for a year 🤔

Come watch stream? 🥴 Twitch.tv/bl00kz

Take me back!!

Whelp, time for another social media adventure!