What is the first thing you ever stuck up your ass? Asking for research purposes 👀

Nick Kroll is so unhinged and I love it

We’re bringing back 90’s Classic PizzaHut, Pokémon cards are back in the mainstream, and CD’s are making a comeback. What timeline have I landed in!

Oh the dichotomy of joint OCD/ADHD. My OCD got me over here memorizing every mistake I’ve ever made in sequential order. Then there’s the ADHD ensuring I can't remember where I put my keys or wallet 2 minutes ago!

Show me your pits 😈

Smack my ass like a drum, slurp this dick till it cum… or whatever DaVinci said 💆🏻‍♂️

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Tripped ballz, touched ballz, sniffed ballz, just ballz

Goddamn, I danced for 10 hours straight and I’m still wanting more 🥰

This about sums up my night 😬❤️

Want me to rollover next?

BRING.BACK.SOUR.ALTOIDS

I think a story time may be in order. Maybe it’s time to speak up about what’s happened to me?

I crave so much attention, but I’m apprehensive to receive it due to trauma. It’s one hell of a cycle 😅

I want to do everything and nothing all at the same time

Hey, all! We justt launched a JustFor.Fans account. Something unique about that platform as opposed to OF is that it contains a sizable amount of content from our old account we had years back! Definitely worth checking out as that extra content is a JFF exclusive! 😉

I had to repost my story here. I’m genuinely so happy with my gym progress 😬

Just made that last post and now I’m scrounging for my car payment 😅

Honestly, I’m less stressed not knowing how I’ll get money for the next week of survival, than I ever was working at my last job. I’ll take the uncertainty 🤷🏻‍♂️

ADHD time blindness is my Kryptonite

Yankee Candle, but make it kink.

My brain just LOVES to pick the middle of the night to go on an existential journey! That being said, I will now decompress with a healthy admiration of the male physique 😮‍💨😏

At the point in my job search where NSFW work is starting to look a lot more appealing

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Great weekend at TBRU!

Damn, I really need to do a better job of knowing my own worth. Putting in my two weeks has been the biggest wake up call imaginable.

Somebody eat sushi or ramen with me!!! 😩

Just say which way you like me most

Feeling the urge to post nsfw content again… 🤔

Had a chest hair trimming mishap and had no choice but to shave it all 😭😩

Missing Miss Rosie today ❤️

Should I go out tonight?

Oh man, talk about not reading the room—Schumer picked the perfect time for a book tour. (sarcasm) @schumer.senate.gov hits the road next week to promote his book, while the people he abandoned are left in panic mode. You don’t think people will show up to protest, do you? Step Down Chuck

If this doesn’t terrify and infuriate you we’re not on the same side

Section 2, Paragraph 2. Am I reading this incorrectly? Straight from DOJ website

It genuinely flabbergasts me when parents are upset and shocked when their LGBT+ children express a desire to move away for safety reasons. Yet, they turned a blind eye to so much of their child’s bullying their entire childhood

Just rewatched Barbie and now I am having an existential crisis

Rise of Skywalker is still the biggest cinema disappointment I’ve experienced in my lifetime

Post a 3-10 second video of yourself. 🚢

If you skip Dandadan's opening, I'm not sure I can trust you. Just being honest, here.

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is a direct metaphor for growing up 🌈 and you can’t convince me otherwise 💅🏼

Please.

Pondering the logistics of pawning all of my stuff and living on the road for a year 🤔

Come watch stream? 🥴 Twitch.tv/bl00kz

Take me back!!

Whelp, time for another social media adventure!