AND WHO THE FUCK IS MADELINE

His dick got abducted by a UFO 😭😭😭

making Carla Lalli Music personal pot of beans tn somebody check on my mental wellbeing ✨✨✨

it’s a good time to be a fan of English women artists like my god we are EATINGGG

Tate McRae sounds like the name of a car. Like a DeLorean. Or Lightning McQueen.

What was the first song you remember loving as a child? Simply wouldn’t shut *up* about “The Bare Necessities” on my Fisher-Price tape player 😂

Alison Roman Gorgeous Chili™️ and green chile cornbread from Santa Fe 🙂‍↕️

Today’s my 7 year anniversary with this lil cutie! Still can’t believe he’s tolerated me for this long (even seems to enjoy it???) but thank fuck he has ‘cause he’s all I want in the world! Happy my anniversary to all who celebrate! 💖

When the strap of a tote bag gently falls off my shoulder I feel like an artisanal little slut

🎶 With arms wide opennn 🎶

but why did I not get Audrey Hobert tickets or Alison Roman tickets in the same day Why is everything bad

I’ve never missed one Gaga tour but these fucking prices feel like I’ve finally hit my ceiling. I don’t understand how so many people willingly pay $1.2k+ for seats that were $400 a few years ago?! Is it a “fuck it the world’s on fire” mentality for all these concerts?? What am I not getting

How is it possible that new Slayyyter sounds like if Le Tigre and The B-52’s and Gravy Train!!!! had a psychobilly baby but also like something completely fresh and brand new??

I am normally an advocate for spooky season not starting until after the autumn equinox but due to the daily horrors of this year I started Sept. 1st

why does my hometown call it San Japan and not JapanAntonio

patiently waiting for my fiddle leaf to topple over and crush me so i don’t have to work anymore

Let’s see you at 21 That tiny twink was always gonna be in an American Apparel tee 👻

Spooky szn starting early with a Scream Queens rewatch… god it never not hits

does anybody else understand how important this is

do you know how embarrassing it is to be a 33 year old gay man named Tyler

you’re a basic ass hoe and it’s your time to go, so bitch let me show you the door

Check your texts for my Laylo! RSVP to Partiful! Hit subscribe on my Substack! Borp your mees on Coodle! Big honks on my Gronk!

WHY DOES THE AIR AND WATER SHOW HATE WOMEN?!?!

instantly in my top 3 albums of the year so far open.spotify.com/album/6unMpO...

the way every concert starts at like $90+ now, going back to small local venues for nights like tonight again is such a breath of fresh air. also “sue me” so good we got it twice!! excited for the Audrey Hobert-aissance

why are there two child brides in tiaras playing paddy cake on the floor of Schubas Divas, get UP!!!

Me, @eggsandblakon.bsky.social, and the three other elder gays in this sea of 20 year old girls at Audrey Hobert

Here come all the “should I move to Chicago…?” annual Gay people™️ posts

Don’t forget to set your Gilded Ages back to English tonight! *like it’s daylight savings*

Forgot this is one of the greatest songs of all time open.spotify.com/track/2KHREN...

Not to get all “ok, grandpa” on here but it really irritates the shit out of me how many people just stare at their phones without looking up while walking their dogs

wedding gays

trying to remember to soak up summer as much as possible (when it’s not fuckin’ melting)

every day i post an old vine from 2013

I really think moving to Maine for like two years and living by the salty ass unapologetic Atlantic Ocean could fix me

Did I miss a memo?? All the Chicago boys are looking THICK this summer and I for one am absolutely here for it

every day i post an old vine from 2013

Waiting for Audrey Hobert to blow up like Chappell Roan did

I don’t know how to draw a financial boundary with people when it’s coming from all angles constantly?? I can’t just go on your $150 surprise boat this weekend! I can’t buy $100 concert tickets on a whim! Why am I traveling for yet another wedding?? A destination baby shower?!?! HELP ME

every day i post an old vine from 2013

every day i post an old vine from 2013

every day i post an old vine from 2013

every day i post an old vine from 2013

Why have I been hanging out with Ryn Weaver on Discord for SIX HOURS

No new Alison Roman Home Movies. No Molly Baz Hit The Kitch. Carla Lalli Music is on mushrooms at the beach. At least Sohla is making onion rings 🥲

What's a poster you had up in your room growing up?

where’s the beef