Just learned some soldiers fighting in Ukraine have cat ears on their helmets and are called 'tactical cat ears' 😭😭😭

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I really *really* hope this isn't what I'm thinking it is

also known as 'vibe coding' with Claude

another baby announcement has hit the timeline 🫩

I better be woken up to partying in the street at 2am

Need more gay Aussies to follow / be moots 🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈 (I say screaming into the void)

Never letting me have fun 😔

*chuckles* I'm in danger (This was just one page)

This account will only post one time after this so make sure you have post and app notifications turned on. You don't want to miss it!

New car got his first low fuel warning today. They grow up so fast 🥹🥹🥹 (Fr though fuel is dropping 36c tomorrow, thank god it's a public holiday long weekend)

That 'message to the nation' by @albomp.bsky.social could've been an email...

@jcsalterego.bsky.social they... they actually did it the madmen!

MPreg is real 🙂‍↕️

At the end of the credits of the Super Mario Galaxy movie there was a legal disclaimer saying this movie cannot be used to train AI. Who wants to bet that'll be ignored.

There are two post-credit scene in the Mario Galaxy movie. Stay until the very end of the credits.

*** SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE SPOILERS BELOW ***

Just finished watching the Super Mario Galaxy movie. It's great! Much better than the first movie. Won't say anything now because most haven't seen it yet, but the critics are all wrong. 8.5/10

Just finished watching it What were they smoking in there it's great! Much better than the first movie.

Today I can finally see all my trans oomfs and you're BEAUTIFUL 😍

Yikes! Seeing this in a few hours so I'll let you know if it's accurate

Mini-review: Hoppers nice to see old-school Pixar is back with a feel-good story. Genuine laughter at some of the jokes (one scene in particular was just so unexpected it's hilarious) Another scene felt a bit too close to Bolt 🥲 Can't think of a single fault of this movie 10/10

Does anyone have the ACNH Bunny Day flashback meme based on one of these? Can't remember which. I've lost it and can't find it online

that's... oddly specific

If you're a man with really dark brown eyes just know I'm already in love with you

Can't believe Fox shot Mario and he died 😔

galaxy movie good

*pretends to be shocked*

Witnessed a crime today Saw a guy eating an ice cream waffle cone with a spoon

ATP I'm too afraid to ask moot who Chaka Chan is 🫪

2006: there’s an illegal war in the middle east, miley cyrus is hannah montana, a new harry potter trailer just dropped. 2026: there’s an illegal war in the middle east, miley cyrus is hannah montana, a new harry potter trailer just dropped. welcome back 2006.

If I see one more friend from school get engaged or have a child I'm going to lose it

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

I always know I'll be sick tomorrow when I get a craving to rewatch Spider-Man. Everytime. Why Spider-Man? It's the movie I'd always watch when off school sick. My body must be thinking "alright getting sick again. Bring out Spider-Man to kill the germs"

Fuck you to any website that revealed a certain non-Mario character in the Mario Galaxy Movie in a tweet. What ever happened to useful clickbait "You'll NEVER guess who appears in the Super Mario Galaxy movie 😱"

“Since the IOC began allowing the participation of transgender athletes in 2004, only one openly transgender woman has competed at the Olympics, a weightlifter from New Zealand who did not make it past her opening round of competition at the Tokyo Games.” One.

Mum and I were talking about getting another cat to give our current one some company. You'll never guess who just walked into her office through a window.

I'm proud I haven't seen one single person talk about what they'd do to the talking flower toy. Good job! 👏

Anti-electric-car people aren't laughing now are they lmfao. Get fucked!

nintendo wants to make (very young) kids video content, but they also have incredibly strict brand guidelines, so you get gems like this

DoorDash app be like Sitting in the car: no orders Going 80km/hr down the highway: you have 10 seconds to accept this order

🫪 about to become my most used emoji

It’s so insane to disable sharing of screenshots for your demo that you made to market your game.

THERE'S A TOMODATCHI LIFE DEMO!! I REPEAT THERE'S A TOMODATCHI LIFE DEMO ON THE ESHOP

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I'm not going to say I'm responsible, but a few years ago I did contact my MP asking for this after I slept through an amber alert 🫣

FINALLY getting real emergency alerts in Australia now. Which means I can delete the contact they sent alerts through via SMS 💀 Won't sleep through a tsunami now 🙂‍↕️

One step closer to Australia being in the EU and getting my EU passport back 🙂‍↕️ (Thanks for that UK)