Attention. This is your pilot speaking. We will be making a water landing. But that's ok because this is a seaplane

In other news today, the local FB group is laughing at multiple people calling 000 for a plane in the lake. It was a seaplane. What a waste of emergency responders time. Had the coast guard, ambulance, fire everything there thinking it was a real emergency.

Guys it's going to happen! !

Please let me know if Mardi Gras is seen as a pride parade where you live because this is really interesting. Our pride parade IS Mardi Gras so do other countries have two?

Just learned that Mardi Gras is a Christian celebration and not a pride parade 🤯 It's only in Australia Mardi Gras is seen as an LGBT celebration because it was a 'protest as a parade' as LGBT protests often ended in violence. So someone decided to do a parade protest on Mardi Gras day

Timeline cleanse from recent news 😊

Don’t worry, the democrats are hard at work on a strongly worded statement that will let the world know, in no uncertain terms, that they very much disapprove of child rape

Me playing post-game Paper Mario the Origami King

Scrap the Mario Galaxy movie I need a Tomodachi Island romcom

Angie feeling a little too relatable rn

NINTENDO HAS GONE WOKE????? 😱😱😱

In a world of Miis don't be a Patrick. Be an Angie.

forbidden hugh x patrick yaoi

angie get uppppp patrick isnt worth your time and hugh is GAY

I will spend my days in this game torturing Patrick

Wasn't expecting a comedy show that was hilarious 😭😭😭

We've all fallen for a Patrick at one point 😔

My MP's response: Also I thought it was the esafety commissioners area to ban and fine websites not the minister of communications? #auspol

Why 3am Is The Best Time For Zoomies

We Are Being Starved and Need To Talk About It

Visitors Are Out of CONTROL!

Opened up Twitter for the first time in months and the first post I see is a video of a guy necking himself What the fuck

going back to my previous post for a moment...

What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think

TikTok was just bought 24hrs ago and I'm sure it's a coincidence that every video criticizing the Trump regime is glitchy and only those videos... And this is worldwide with all users.

Local radio station has started using AI for the hourly news briefings. Can't see how this could go wrong at all! Also just get anyone in the studio to do it? Like they're already employed there a one minute recording isn't going to hurt I promise

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

My usual hairdresser called in sick so said f it and had another person cut my hair. Never again. I asked for the left and got the right (not me) and asked if I wanted it any shorter. Mind you I had long curly hair. How do you mess that up 😭 I can't go outside for at least 2 weeks 😭😭😭

I’m gonna try to not be such a doomer online, it’s super easy to shout my woes into the void but it does nothing but continue the cycle. Many people have it infinitely worse than me anyways I encourage you all to try and do the same and hold onto hope, it won’t be easy, but you’ll perceiver

Tf you mean January is nearly over

Went viral once on Twitter and made front page of Reddit. Never again.

Finally got around to digitising/scanning my, and my brother's baby photos, I can't tell myself or him apart (crazy I know). The creepy part is that Apple's AI knew exactly 100% of the time just from the facial structures alone. Nice to know who the baby is (without mum saying) but creepy af

Bluesky fires shots at Twitter (X)’s Grok “Sad Epstein isn’t alive to use Grok. He would have loved it”

Me racking up easy Google Maps points marking all the Covid testing centres as closed

npc explaining how to use the new item you got

can't believe ya'll let this flop smh

"What happens if I press this button?"

give extra grace to the pedophiles in your life today (twitter is down)

BlueSky users when Twitter is down

New Mario Kart World driver? 👀 Email sent by Nintendo Australia today @jon.gvg.io @alexolney.co.uk

Need stantwt here

Sucks that you actually have to use a microphone for the megaphone in ACNH and can't type the villagers name in

come on man

Please contact your MPs to investigate X, particularly for this. I've just sent a long message about X in general with the far-right extremism taking over and will update you guys with the response. I don't believe Australia has made any comments at all?

Isabelle, it's 3am and a hotel just popped up on the island out of nowhere lol

The animal crossing update broke all the treasure island dodo codes lol

'Woke' is such a strange word the right mock people for. Like they spent decades spewing conspiracies telling people to wake up. Now we're 'awake' to societal injustice and suddenly it's an insult lol.

Breaking News! ICE had just shot down a flock of birds migrating from South America. Their reasons were they refused to stop flying away from an officer. This officer, scared for their life, shot at them They also listed * no ID * came from South America smuggling drugs * were black As reasons