Me in 2005: I hope no one thinks I'm gay... Me in 2025: I hope no one thinks I'm straight 😤

If I were rich I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs. The big one being travelling to the northern hemisphere in the middle of the year and the southern the other half of the year.

I’ve noticed a lot of clothing stores use models that look like the ‘Green Mario’ lately.

The call screening feature is amazing! Already stopped a few scam calls coming through. Had a poor older lady call me about something from their store and the note was so funny. She had no idea if it went through, to voicemail, I answered or what lol. Wish I took a screenshot. Once I explained 1/2

Nintendo just randomly dropping a classic Pixar-esque short movie Alright

Nintendo what was that

The BlueSky account and CEO reposted this without looking at the comments lmfao

Thinking of bleaching my hair … I’m so gay

Is there a carbon monoxide leak in Bsky HQ or something?

Had a weird glitch in Mario Galaxy 2 with Yoshi throwing bullet bills. Did this for all of them but when I fell off like this the game crashed

“Yoshi’s Woolly World won’t release on Nintendo Switch 1 or 2”

Finally regaining access to my Google account I lost access to 15 years ago. How many emails do you think I’ll have :p

mood

f this game

Somethings that’s bugged me since I was a kid is how you can’t do a homing attack on Grand Stars in either galaxy game, yet you can on the smaller stars.

People actually like Galaxy’s controls? For me they’ve always been the worst of the 3D games, possibly more than Sunshine’s.

Jubilee: 1 ceo vs waffles

In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it? If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say? Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.

Gloves are off now right? He’s straight up declared war on his own country.

Hey US military personnel just remember you have the power to make this all end right now. You are the most powerful people in the country, not the leaders. You are here to protect your country and constitution, not a dictator. Which side of history will you be on.

Attempting to delete my EA account and trying to contact support is a fucking nightmare. I should not have to google how to contact support when there’s no links on your support page. And the one contact you do have leads to a 404. Let’s see if a SECOND deletion request works with help from GDPR 😉

NileRed trying to figure out why this 7 year old video is popping off

The YouTube recommended algorithm has been hilarious lately lmao

It’s time for the UN headquarters to move to Switzerland

Thought I got an amazing score on Suika with 2873, had a watermelon too! The top daily score is 34,707 😭

Accidentally discovered my favourite TV show as a kid has an extended theme song, and it’s like finding the holy grail 💗

genuinely so jealous of those who look androgynous. anytime I try I look like my dad 😭 </3

Bring back Tatsumi Kimishima as the Nintendo President. He was amazing!

Who’s ready for no new 2D Mario games for the next 4 years?

Come on EU/Apple let us delete preinstalled apps on MacOS. I don't need Image Playground or Tips, I need more disc space

Finally the bare minimum QoL improvements. And it seems they have actually improved 3 lap courses appearing online. Here’s my results 3 lap 3 lap DK Spaceport intermission from City No 3 lap 3 lap 3 lap No 3 lap No 3 lap 3 lap No 3 lap Mario Circuit Intermission from Toads Factory

Owner decided to use ChatGPT to write the tagline for items on menus, instead of the very hard task of writing the ingredients 🙄

When this is all over we’ll find out Kennedy is responsible for the Chicago Tylenol Murders.

Fun fact: the 1982 Tylenol Poisonings weren’t actually tampered with, people just died from autism

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

On the Nintendo Eshop, you can buy Hades 1, Hades 2, Hollow Knight and Silksong for $72. Or Mario Kart World for $80. Not saying Mario Kart World is worse than any of those games, but I definitely wouldn't say its better. And there's four of them.

Shit guys the rapture’s here! You have a couple hours to prepare bc of time zones!

mmw this will be the next evolution of Smash Bros, with the semi-3D gameplay.

Oracle is owned by the second richest person on earth btw

❤️❤️❤️ Now we can help out a country under attack right?

Your baby turns into a fake PNG

This is why I’m still single 😭

I’ve never seen so many error messages and bugs on MacOS 26. Having to restart multiple times a day atp 🙃

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Twitter for MacOS has officially died 🫡

Guys for the love of god use alt text. Not only is it great for the visually-impaired but the words in alt-text count in your muted word list. So say you muted the word ‘tree’, when an image of a tree is posted with no alt text it’ll still show on your feed. But with alt text it’ll acknowledge 1/2

The one I live in obviously?

Went to the bank today to transfer money out of my savings and the person on the counter was someone I went to school with 😭 It was so awkward… wonder what he thinks of my finances lol

If the Mario Galaxy Movie ends the way the game ends with the Lumas… 😢