Fruity Koala
@fruitykoala.bsky.social
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #343,518!
over 1 year ago
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somebody wake me up. i hate that this is real.
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about 4 hours ago
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Right now I'd trade a heatwave for this shitty dull weather. So depressing ๐ซฉ
about 7 hours ago
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Filed for bankruptcy today (I left my car and headlights on overnight)
1 day ago
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Ela Bambust ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (alleged transsexual)
2 days ago
Me when I realize I don't have a little treat because I was responsible at the supermarket
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Selling stuff on Facebook Marketplace is WILD! You've JUST GIVEN BIRTH!
3 days ago
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*confused*
3 days ago
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You're in a gay bar and see me, what handkerchiefs am I wearing? ๐คญ
3 days ago
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If your business advertises with GenAI just know I'm never visiting or buying your products again. I've already ditched a handful of my favourite (even local) stores and won't stop.
4 days ago
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Computa, make someone fall in love with me
5 days ago
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I love JB Hi-Fi signs
5 days ago
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Mega64
6 days ago
The Stanley Parable in Real Life (this did not go well at all)
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My now two airport tips (from experience) 1. Don't take hot chocolate on the plane 2. Don't lose time in a chlorinated pool, rush to the airport without rinsing off - you will set off the explosives detector just walking through security
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6 days ago
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No joke this exact thing nearly happened to me LMAO At this same airport I was pulled aside for possible explosives in my suitcase. Turned out to be hot chocolate. Now another person shut the whole airport down over hot chocolate lmao
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The two seemingly innocuous items that shut down a major Australian airport
Avalon Airport was plunged into lockdown after a suspicious package in a passengerโs luggage triggered an evacuation, flight delays and road chaos.
https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/total-shutdown-arrest-over-avalon-bomb-scare-as-travellers-face-chaos-20260521-p5zzaz.html
6 days ago
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Went to lookup a word in NYT Connections and the very first website had the answers ๐ซฅ (No spoiler tag so it's adult content today, but not really lol)
6 days ago
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Horny
YouTube video by Mousse T. - Topic
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GJXFF8nTHpk&t=50s
6 days ago
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FUCK YEAH!
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6 days ago
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Rosalie โจ
7 days ago
It is time.
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Firstly, this will be reverted very quickly once it rolls out. Second, I'm thinking this could actually be the end of AI. So many websites are going to sue Google for using their content without consent and a link to their websites. It's going to kill the internet.
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7 days ago
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So glad I started de-Googling a few years ago. The only Google service I still use is YouTube.
7 days ago
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Every Google announcement today
7 days ago
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Tfw when the free library wifi is triple the speed of your home wifi you pay for ๐
7 days ago
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Just finished filming my first spicy film, where should I upload it ๐ค
7 days ago
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LittleKuriboh
8 days ago
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warrior cop
8 days ago
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Paula Wirth
8 days ago
I especially like these mixed messages...
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RACHAEL FOLEYโS TIDDIES
9 days ago
i donโt even require much i just need someone that will scratch my back on request and then let me blow them
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Of course all my favourite artists decide to tour when I'm broke ๐ Credit card is โจworkingโจ
9 days ago
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'See how I turned a $1 coin into $10 and ruined the economy' Fr though, I got this as change and they're worth ~$10
9 days ago
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Your Twunky Neighborโจ
10 days ago
Sorry I'm late, was busy doing some gay stuff
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Finally got my bedroom looking nice for the (non-existent) dates I'll get, in my new house
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9 days ago
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Great job everyone! Hope you like minimalism again for the next 10 years
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9 days ago
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Local police station posting their new cadets online and omg I'd do crimes to be arrested by him ๐๐
9 days ago
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Promise?
10 days ago
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This reminded me that there are ADULTS who are younger than YouTube
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10 days ago
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PEAK is here!
10 days ago
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Tam Tam ๐ Fierce and Fabulous Expo
10 days ago
My mouth is a machine that turns unsucked dicks into sucked dicks.
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"We're sick of flat design and want skeuomorphism back!" Spotify: here's a skeuomorphic disco ball icon :D "Eww what the hell is thatโฝ" ๐ซฉ๐ซฉ๐ซฉ Where's your whimsy
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12 days ago
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Meanwhile in Australia I sat in the same gum-filled desks that my parents did while they wheel out a projector playing a black-and-white VHS that has 40 years of out of date information. And asbestos was everywhere. In 2018. I wish this was a joke.
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13 days ago
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Did I get what needed done in the end at least? HAHAHAHAHAHA good one! ๐คฃ๐ฅฒ๐คง๐ซฉ
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13 days ago
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Just went through hell (I had to speak to my ISP, insurance, and tax office, in a single day) More exhausting that working a 9-5 tbh ๐ซฉ
13 days ago
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GG TRIBUNE
14 days ago
To be clear, his sentence was for infringing Nintendo's copyright and not for selling meth
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Am I dumb? What is this Captcha ๐ญ
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Rob Pilkington
16 days ago
this looks like an extra tough captcha test
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First time I have ever seen Google search having an error. I'm sure AI has nothing to do with it ๐
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15 days ago
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Computa, make my moots happy and gay
15 days ago
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My mums turning into a Karen and I'm trying to stop it. Pray for me ๐
15 days ago
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Sorry for hantavirus guys. I just moved and found all my old facemasks and I just looked so good in them ya know? Wanted to wear them again
17 days ago
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๐ Brian Bucklew ๐ โอค๏ผโฟ๏ผโอค โ๐ฎ
17 days ago
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While the last conversation we ever had was sadly a fight, I've had those "signs" in the wild she's ok up there. ๐ Miss you
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17 days ago
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