I had this exact Flogging Molly shirt in high school and I wore it until it had too many holes to be considered a shirt. Last year, I found another online and immediately snatched it up. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! 🪉🧜🏼‍♀️

*mic feedback* ahem, g-good evening…um…so, your favorite um, people who recap smut are about 100 follows away from 2k on ig. If you wouldn’t mind telling your friends who might be into what we do, that would be really cool. so, uh. kthanksbye! 🫣

Ayo, that’s my buddy @greytones.bsky.social! 🥹

Love is Blind reunion is tonight. Somebody discuss this season with me, please.

Omg, everyone please go listen to this, you will not regret it. 🤣 MEAN BOONS! And the ending might be my favorite! Such a fun (and actually quite cathartic) listen. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Hi, I’ve done a lot of work today, so I would like someone else to make my dinner (don’t ask me what I want, idk) and change my bed linens, and wash my hair, blow it dry, and then leave me to scroll in silence, giggling at TikToks till I fall asleep 😵‍💫

What if you engaged with the posts of women in this space as much as you farm for engagement with posts that only feed your ego? And I mean their posts promoting their work or opening up important conversations. Not just their thirst traps. Or, sorry, is that too much to ask of men in AE?

Ooh, hi, I’ve got some new eyeballs on my ramblings over here. Just wanna take a quick second to note that if you’re unfamiliar with the work I contribute to via @thesmutcap.bsky.social, the feminist rage you see unfolding on my feed today is intersectional as fuck.

Private sympathy around inequality in AE that doesn’t translate into action or advocacy. VAs quietly interacting with femme creator photos but never their AE work. Creators on platforms that rarely promote their F/NB talent but don’t use their position to support or facilitate change.

I have so many thoughts about men in this space continuously missing the mark when it comes to them actually centering WOMEN and not centering what women DO for them…but my rage might be too much for this Monday morning. 😐

Holy shit it’s Friday

No, so like, it’s funny because I don’t talk to either of my parents and it’s a fucking miracle I turned out the way that I did 💅🏼

Another query to the void: do I have pneumonia, y/n (we’ll find out tomorroowwww)

Drinking wine in the airport with a flight delay on an already tight connection. Will I be stranded tonight, y/n

Remember last month when very well-intentioned ppl were saying #sayhername for Renee Good, and a lot of antiracist activists came out and said “thats for Black women”? It’s because Renee Good’s name & image will forever be known but how many of ya’ll know about Dr. Linda Davis? That’s why.

THAT’S MY HOAGIE 😍😍😍

I have a confession: I love Love is Blind. I can’t help it. It’s so ridiculous and I’m obsessed. As a born and raised Clevelander, I’d be willing to bet that this season in Ohio will be EXTRA ridiculous. 😌

Age verification? I used to record my favorite songs from the radio onto a cassette tape (from the station I wasn’t allowed to listen to, btw) I had Kelly Clarkson’s chunky highlights in 2002 before she did. I remember when the finale of Friends was must-see-TV.

is the super bowl a good time to ask him if he's mad at me?

My remote work situation today has made me need something new in my ears and I’m pissed that I slept on Olivia Dean’s full album for this long. No skips.

Babe, wake up, new interactive from @risquedraws.bsky.social!

a micro poem from the archives: 3/26/25 #poetry #micropoetry

What the actual fucking fuck is this god forsaken timeline?

IT IS STILL JANUARY

Seeing Robyn footage all over my fyp rn and whyyyyy can’t I be there 😩

The smut is on pause today while we work on supporting our neighbors in Minnesota and beyond. Abolish ICE. 🚫🧊

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to: Alanis Morissette Orville Peck Mitski Dashboard Confessional Death Cab for Cutie (Omg I have so many more I wanna say but I love rules)

NEW HARRY STYLES ALBUM THANK UUUUUUU 🪩🪩🪩

I love January but January consistently kicks my aaaassssssss. 😩

Friend sends a photo of something in their room. Me, zooming in bc I’m a nosey bitch: “omg is that a Clinique Black Honey?” I will clock your beauty products like THAT, always and 4E. (and Black Honey is a holy grail lippie, obv)

Sometimes when you need a good cry, you break your own heart and watch the Selena documentary. (Some kids had a Titanic hyperfixation, I had a Selena Quintanilla hyperfixation)

Back to work tomorrow. And no, I didn’t de-Christmas my house today like I’d planned. WELP! 😮‍💨

Self love

do not love me in theory. do not praise the idea of me while flinching from my gravity. #poetry #micropoetry

If twee is actually returning in 2026, prepare to be SICK of me 😌

Fighting the urge to clean my house on New Year’s Day because

happy new year to all my extremely online friends

A little peek into what we’ll be focusing on in 2026 - we hope you’ll join us! 🪩✨♥️

retweet if u love diet coke or being dominated

Surely I’ll have more hot takes, maybe even today, but I think I’m just like 😮‍💨 after spending the better part of this year seeing some of the ugliest parts behind the curtain of this world. Hell, so much is center stage, even. 👀 Anyway, about that book I should be reading…

Ya know…it’s the end of a fucking wild year and I’ve been feeling pretty brave (famous last words). I’ve got a couple of hot takes to get outta my system. *clears throat*

Ffs, I’ve been WAY too online today, between TSC work and just fucking around. Tomorrow, we will read a gd book. 😮‍💨🙃

Ope, she’s back on bsky. 🩵🌤️