Less ska songs about skinheads and more ska songs about giving trans girls head.

Millennials can't afford fancy cars like our Boomer parents did, so our midlife crises consist of switching our genders and becoming furries.

Wow, lolol, the job market is so fucking ass rn.

God dammit I'm so done with dealing with these chucklefucks on THE OTHER social media site who I use to play music with in Charleston, who like to claim a moral high ground who either abused me or enabled my abusers. I'm so SO close to calling all these fuckers out.

Had a bad dream about my mom last night, and it just reinforces my feelings that I am better off now that she is dead.

The two conditions that need to be met in order for me to floss my teeth are: 1. Unemployed and 2. Not depressed. Anyways, today, I flossed my teeth.

Fuck ICE. Fuck all these people.

Soup season is edging me rn. Please drop below 70 degree daily highs so I can make a huge vat of chicken noodle already.

I give good hugs apparently.

Tonight, y'all!! 🎸🔥😼🦝🕴🏼 Hyped to see @flyingraccoonsuit.bsky.social (with @skaprincessdaisy.bsky.social on keys!!) and @catbiteband.bsky.social !! It'll be our first time at the Pinhook - any Durham friends want to come join in? The world kind of sucks right now. Come dance to some ska with us!

T4t love and friendships really are like the best thing ever. 🥰🥰🥰

kmoy.bandcamp.com/album/traged... hi! It’s a live rekkid from Kmoy The Band! You can listen to it for free! It’s from December of last year! I play keyboard on it! It’s a weird show that’ll never happen again and I like it!

Leaving for Pittsburgh tomorrow to play some keys for @flyingraccoonsuit.bsky.social ! I'll be playing the following 5 dates So stoked, plz come out and say hi, c u there!

I really wish I had been at Supernova this weekend instead of doom-spiraling all weekend over how fucked we are as a country.

I hate to do this, but I'm in need of some mutual aid. The cops wrongfully ticketed and towed my car and I need at minimum $500 by tomorrow to get it back. The tickets are paid, but the place holding it is refusing to let it go until I pay $1050 total to have it released. Anything is appreciated.

Lolol

I feel so burnt out rn and I really need money, but the humiliating process of job hunting and interviewing rn feels awful, especially given everything I'm going through. I guess I just really need some advice on combating burnout.

Being the only Nintendo girl in a Sonic band is hard.

Kmoy the Band is playing a bunch of shows this week, plz come out to see us play if u r close. :)

It's me, the trans woman in her 30s.

This is at least the 3rd maybe 4th song that Vic has recorded that he makes animal noises. Which leads me to my latest ska-nspiracy theory: is Vic Ruggiero a furry? youtu.be/VBJ8Pztubz4?...

We live in a Capitalist hellscape I don't wanna do this anymore.

Eat the rich, including Taylor Swift who spent a half a million fucking dollars on an engagement ring.

Keith Haring, the original "problematic furry",

If u wanna see middle-aged white men get REALLY angry, just wait til they perfect those lawn cutting robots.

Don't mind me, just sobbing in bed over my favorite internet dog having to be put down. 😭😭😭

Good morning

Plastic Cup Politics by Less than Jake and Red Solo Cup by Toby Keith are the same songs except that one is horn emo, and the other is farm emo.

Starting to hit a brick wall with your therapist? Nothing can make you feel happy, content and loved? Try a lobotomy today!

"Meeting up to jam with a girl who plays bass" should just be code for t4t sex at this point.

it's Jimmy Cliff's birthday and he's 81 and many of his tunes are still sung by people for hope and comfort and the sheer passion he has put into his music for decades so put some respect on his name. give Jimmy Cliff his flowers by bumping his tremendous tunes today

"Wow, you're really good", thanks practicing really helps me dissociate when I get too depressed to function.

I wish I knew what even the fuck I'm doing with my life.

Meme inspired by my conversation with my friend Kip

If bigots hate gender neutral toilets so much, why do they keep dying and becoming them?

just found out about the band "barenaked ladies' and i gotta say what the hell. those are fully clothed men. what a ripoff

I was a retail worker in the early/mid 2010s, so my answer would have the be Pharrell - Happy. Or anything from Frozen, but particularly, Let it Go.

Grindr but to find people with A/C in New York. 🥵🥵🥵

"I am excited to do this for the rest of my life and be terrified"

Can somebody take me to the alternate universe where Dicky Barrett never caught RFK's brain worms? I'd like to live there instead plz.

If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to

Sometimes, I dream of being a 1950s housewife, but just so I can spitefully murder my rich husband, get away with it, then live out the rest of my days comfortably and peacefully with my "best friend".

do drugs and fuck your friends!!!

Me: God, what is the point of life? God: You know how they’ll make a dog toy look like a mustard bottle or something, and it’s purely for the human’s benefit and the dog’s like buhhhh whuhhh. Well you’re the dog, and I love mustard, baby.

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

It's weird, every single dude who popped up to remind me it was Men's Mental Health Awareness Month this month had no intention of ever seeing a therapist when I suggested it, even though it seemed like they would benefit from it the most. In fact, the suggestion of it even made them mad.

weird feeling hopeful for the near future for the first time in like a decade. hope it lasts 😖

Playing the little mini-games on Grindr because I have a short attention span.

I find it so endearing that when I play "air keyboards," my gf says that I look like I'm casting wizard spells.

Wearing my black @themountaingoats.bsky.social shirt to Pride today to honor both of my gay parents, John Darnielle and @laurajanegrace.bsky.social