U know the job market is bad when u tell yourself "oh, at least they dignified me enough to send a rejection email instead of just ghosting me".

The country is run by pedophiles meanwhile I'm sitting here wondering what keywords AI is scanning my resume for while I apply for jobs I don't even want to do and I can't imagine a world in which I care about doing. This is hell, we are living in hell.

Nothing hits u like the realization that you've been dissociated for about an entire month.

Given all that we know, it's really surprising they haven't killed and eaten Eric Trump yet.

"I think I'm depressed", I tell myself but really the world is just on fire and I'm about to have no parents left. I feel myself growing so numb today.

we should free luigi mangione and give him a rocket launcher

Yeah, it's really great, I love having nightmares about people I love and care about dying, crying for 2 hours, then going back to sleep.

Estrogen's a helluva drug.

This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.

I'm sorry if I come across as a bit unhinged, it's just that I'm losing my grip on reality.

Between everything that is going on in this country and all the personal bullshit I'm going through, I just feel like I'm on a steady dose of crazy pills and I do not know how much more of ANYTHIHG I can take.

the feminine urge to text “i need you” to every girl in your phone

At the interview, if I was being completely 100% honest: "Why do you want this position?" Me: "To fund my deviant transsexual lifestyle."

Nintendo should give us the option to listen to the Wii Shop music every time we open the Switch eShop. That funky lil' bossa-nova groove surely makes people buy more video games.

I love to hear CEOs whining that people don't want AI in their products, and to please stop being negative about their slop and to stop calling it slop, please keep it up.

"Buying a new video game, that will sure fix me", says the girl with approximately 10-20 unplayed video games just downloaded and sitting in her library.

ball pit full of progesterone

Damn, Nintendo, u really just giving us unreleased Virtual Boy games before a NA version of Mother 3, huh?

Well I've been dissociating and binge eating for the last 48 hours, surely this is healthy, right?

Alright, if I don't have a job by next week, I'm getting naked on the internet for money, I am so serious about this.

I'm listening to Bomb the Music Industry - Vacation and it's still every bit as good as I remember it being.

Damn, what a perfect day for bedrotting. 💀💀💀

Remember HRT is ✨️magic✨️

I'm so close to just completely giving up.

How to see the Transgender Hatman: with your nightly Prog, take a shot of Nyquil and a 20-30mg weed edible.

For the most part, I kinda like lo-fi shit, but I would like it a lot more if every instrument wasn't down-tuned and my brain/ears didn't scream at me that it sounded wrong.

Unrestricted access to pizza at 1 AM is a dangerous thing.

abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point

If being an alpha male means being buff and eating nothing but meat, how do they even work out if they have diarrhea 24/7? 🤔💭

Unlimited soup salad and backshots.

2025 in a nutshell: January-May: TRASH June: Pride month (decent) July-August: TRASH September: Mostly great, best month of the year October-December: TRASH, except for one OK-ish weekend in November. The tail end of this year is decent so far.

All I want for Xmas is girldick.

All the people who's favorite band is Sleep Token are the same people who were really into the "Stomp, Clap, HEY" bands of the early/mid 2010's.

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

cis women, in these trying times, i need you to get a lot more clocky with it.

Hey y'all just a reminder that covid still really sucks to get.

Current mood:

Every time I try to stop smoking weed and get sober, I just have bad dreams and have to cry as soon as I wake up. I can't live like this.

Craig of the Creek is the best cartoon cause it's the only one that makes u double take and go... "wait a minute... is that Jesse Michaels!?"

I hope things get better next year.

Believe.

I found all the lonely cis-het males, they're chasing trans girls on our gay dating apps. Maybe if they all just started dating each other, they'd be less lonely. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

I hate Primus as much as I love ska.

I am sad in my heart but fat in my ass.

She told me to stop quoting Less Than Jake lyrics. I said "I swear it's the last time."

Psst, hey, @kmoypro.bsky.social the Band has two shows this weekend, plz come out if u r around, I'd love to see u.

Smokers: "Yeah, I'm down to one pack a day". Me: "yeah, me too. Oh, u mean cigarettes? I thought u mean Little Debbie's".

Tfw the cute girl says she wants to learn some Slackers songs to play together.