While I'm disappointed with the result, Scotland v. Italy in the Six Nations had a very exciting finish.

6 Nations Weekend!

Just listened to the new A$AP Rocky album and honestly I liked it more than I expected. It was a really enjoyable listen, and had me dancing and banging my head a bunch. I say give it a spin if you have the time and interest.

It seems that I ordered this while quite drunk and then forgot that I had done so until it came today, and it's the best plot twist I can imagine. What a beautiful surprise for me coming home today. Everything about the album is exquisite. @backxwash.bsky.social

They call it the Carabao Cup because it's the cup nobody care abao.

MATHYS TEL!!!!

Stressful but much needed win for Tottenham. Glad to see Archie opening up his account. #COYS

I'm eating out, and as a result, I just saw the end of the Pop Tarts Bowl, which is apparently a thing in college football, and it was the most genuinely insane bit of pure America I've ever seen in my life.

Okay the weird internet habit of just putting a picture of an attractive woman in the thumbnail when it has nothing to do with the story is getting a bit out of hand.

The dichotomy of man

SCOTLAND GOING TO WORLD CUP

The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥 Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO SCOTLAND!!!!

I just finished off a bottle of tequila and wondered "oh shit, is it too late to get more? When does the liquor store close?" Then I looked at my watch and saw that, despite being fully dark out, it was 5:15. The end of daylight savings is throwing me.

The DC grand jury refusing to indict on a felony and the petit jury finding him not guilty is a great example of why people in power have tried so hard for so many decades to prevent cases from getting to juries. It's one of the most important, basic forms of democracy.

DJ at the Mamdani party seems to be doing a Punjabi mashup with Lil' Wayne's "A Milli"

Amazing still for the thumbnail.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

Birthday present to myself came today. Guess what I just got on vinyl.

Oh shit we just unlocked a whole new part of Harlem, guys.

ICE out here ready to send Puerto Ricans back to the country that they came from.

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

for millennia there was no american pope and no clipse at the vatican but the minute we got it we got it

girl WHAT is the clipse performing at the vatican

I feel bad for the kids of Moms For Liberty moms. Can you imagine trying to be an adult if your mom was known for building a career on making sure you were sheltered as fuck? Imagine if you were a young adult and your family was famous for not letting any kids know about sex so as to protect you.

Sad to say it, but Spurs didn't deserve a point today. I think that the next game and seeing how they recover will be an important moment for Frank. I really hope to see Xavi make a difference going forward as well. #COYS #THFC

Utterly dreadful first half. Suddenly Richarlison cannot hold the ball and Johnson cannot pass. We MUST be better in the second.

Alright Spurs, let's keep this going! #COYS #THFC

Derbysieger! Derbysieger! Hey! O Hey! #fcsp #hsvfcsp

Full-time. The #BoysInBrown weather a HSV storm at the beginning of the second half to emerge comfortable 2-0 winners in the Hamburg derby! #fcsp | #hsvfcsp 0-2

How it started: How it's going: #fcsp #BoysInBrown

60' Hountondji, two-nil!!!! #fcsp | #hsvfcsp 0-2

19' GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOOOOAAAALLLLLL!!!!! #fcsp | #hsvfcsp 0-1

Hamburg Derby is off! Let's go St Pauli! #fcsp

XAVI SIMONS LET'S GOOOOO!!! #COYS #THFC

I may be in America, but I am still ready for the Hamburg Derby today. Let's go St Pauli! #fcsp

Today in Disorienting Headlines.

Fun fact for my fellow American NFL-non-watchers: if you find yourself in a group of American football fans, and you say the words "Parsons to Green Bay is crazy, right?" everyone will think you are cool and argue amongst themselves for like an hour and you don't have to do shit.

I'm cool with this. #COYS #THFC

Spurs beat City, and St Pauli draws with Dortmund. What a beautiful day. #COYS #THFC #FCSP

Full-time. Two late goals earn the #BoysInBrown a well deserved point against Dortmund at the Millerntor. #fcsp | #fcspbvb 3-3

From their first two games, Spurs have six points, five goals, and two clean sheets, not to mention having one of the most difficult games of the season tucked away already. What a brilliant start! #COYS #THFC

THE ETIHAD HAS FALLEN AGAIN! #COYS

🇺🇸 National Guard soldier speaks out: “I swore an oath to defend our constitution… seeking refuge is not an act of violence. Locking people up for it is.”

I think people who know sign language probably cheat at charades.

The new JID album is fucking phenomenal tidal.com/browse/album...

Nikola #Vasilj saves Norderstedt's fifth and final penalty from Jonas Behounek! We're through to the second round. Phew! #fcsp | #fcenfcsp 2-3

Holy shit it's Bashar al-Assad?!