I would never want to go to law school, pass the bar, then be THIS DOG-WALKED in court. Holy shit.

Acid Reflux is really destroying me rn.

Not them wanting to turn this app into the cesspool that is Twitter 😭😭😭😭

People gotta stop being weird on here. If you wanna argue go to twitter, if you don’t like what I post, pls block me. But what we’re not doing is going back and forth over trivial nonsense. Smh

Today is actually just very bad.

My federal tax return will be $3 lol

I’m a hot mess today smh

I forget dating for me is hell on Earth and I should just never engage in that lol

I am but I think the more exposing question is lotion. Are they using lotion this winter season?

Y’all drinking your water???

Somebody fill me in! What done happened up here?

Whoa. Lol I missed a lot!😂😂 I suppose this is what I get for being such an introvert

Ahhh! Hey yall! Hey!! What did I miss?? Omg

And that concludes my social battery! I shall return soon! If you mention me, I will get back to you ❤️❤️❤️

What exactly sexual intrigues you? The fact that there are no clocks? Lol

Your blood type, your parents race and education level, your childhood friend, your name of your first pet, the name of your fav holiday

Imma draw the hopscotch outline in my neighborhood and go through it just like he did

I just know #blacksky finna go crazy when Kendrick performs at the half time show of the Super Bowl

Social battery low rn lol

@christianjohnson.bsky.social oh dude! Hey! You’re up here?

Legos tomorrow!!!😊😊😊

No. It’s very infuriating watching someone actively destroy their body and just not care.

If hating chitlins is antiblack then call me Uncle Ruckus, shit, I don’t give a damn.

Hol up…what you know that I don’t know about Richard Wright? Lol

I’ll do the fork thing later yall lol

Kendrick Lamar's #GNX will block the #Wicked soundtrack from going #1 • On pace to sell over 291K units • Will be his fifth #1 solo album (via HITSDD)

Just wanna tack this on here for today: Cuba has a literacy rate of 99.8% Go get that library card, people!!! If you need recs, please let me know! There’s a book for everyone!!

A very sad friendly reminder to my fellow bookworms that with the upcoming tariffs on china will drastically increase the prices for books. Which is detrimental to libraries everywhere.

I be hootin and hollering when they do. I love it so much

Books delivered! Librarian Pro Tip: Did you know the outreach dept of your library probably has a homebound service?? Always call and ask! They should deliver to you if you’re physically unable to come to the library to access books

The book of the month books for December look a lil mid smh. But I want those add ons so we move (reluctantly)

As a librarian, I have a very very very harsh opinion about this lol.

Who else don’t have kids👀👀

One day I will write the greatest piece of American fiction of all time. And I will star in it cause reasons.

You're 100% correct. I booked my first role at age 47. Never ever too old

this a solid fact. or better, send you videos of me talkin.

Let me go make this book delivery

Just unboxed a doll. She’s pretty and I love her. Gn to the public! DMs only tonight from this point lol. I’ll get my notifications in the AM

lol perhaps.

Yes.

Would yall believe they ya girl has beaten minesweeper 10 times??? Yes or no?

I love women. I always have and I always will fr. And I love women who love women. Like, can we be friends? I think women who are beautiful inside and out deserve community.

This is great but one day imma get rich and invite every black woman I follow up here to an awesome dinner where we dress up and look cute! We can drink our brisks and mystics in the car when we leave!😭😭

Auralism is real. Accents and tone get the pot boiling depending on the person

Aww I’m wishing the same for youuuu! Lover girls winning from this day forward