Not my Osefo’s 😪 that Happy Eddie line is good asf

DR. WENDY, GET UUUUUUP

I move in with the love of my life today 🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰

COQUITO> egg nog Engage in Fisticuffs if affronted.

everytime I see someone co-sign injecting themselves with a weight loss drug, I don’t get why they don’t just do cocaine. It’ll be cheaper and not that bad probably

If “pumpkin spice” was renamed Autumn Spice or Fall Seasoning, everyone would be singing a different tune bc it barely taste like pumpkin anyway

Life been good than a mf!!!!!!

Back at it like crack addicts, fytb!!!!!!!

Nah, dick isn’t an apology. It’s just a distraction. If I still feel like laying with you before I replace you, then maybe. But let’s be real, supply way too high for it to hold any real value.

6 feet below might not even be far enough, we gotta burn them

we gon have to…..

I’m so so sorry but I will actually air the clip out over tuberculosis, I promise you will never see someone as prejudiced as I will be if that becomes a thing.

Tuberculosisis some next-level shit, like you gotta take sick family out back and put em down Old Yeller style the minute there is a symptom, on god

why the FUCK they saying tuberculosis is back

TUHBERCULOSIS? ?????!!!!

Taxes scare me so bad, I always feel like ima go to jail every time I fill them out

I’m afraid that that “fuck you” is going to fly out of my mouth before it’s even a thought.

TJ makes me want to vomit, god in heaven #RHOP

This dog makes me feel so protected and safe. After being “own my own” for years, it’s amazing to have this big beautiful creature that is so gentle and also does not play about me 🥲💙🥲💙🥲💙

When am I getting season 3 of Interview with the Vampire

I hope you like PRISON FOOD

That’s a little too psychotic for me! Huge red flag. Lol

I’ll walk the streets with a bell and turn it up!!!!

If you mix different cereal in one bowl, you’re a freaky mf who needs to serve some jail time.

THICK IN THE HIPS COME GET IN MY CAR

I can’t wait for summertime to go on hikes and visit different parks with this dog omg

I don’t impress too much on valentine’s day as a single woman, I view it more as national love day. but in a relationship?! baby I want FLOWERS, CHOCOLATE, CARD, CANDLES, DINNER DATE, ROMANCE ! 😂

It’s holding a mirror up to your own face while you eat pussy, isn’t it?

Oooooh we getting men pregnant?! ABOUT TIME

I haven’t been on here in a minute, how’s everybody doing?

Yall. I adopted a 2yr old Cane Corso this weekend 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 I’m so in luuuuuuurrrrv

I would join tf out the Bene Gesserit lmaooooo

Omg I hate Ikechi’s stinking guts, this man is MEAN!!!! #marriedatfirstsight

i’ll cut off a nigga a day before valentine’s day i never cared

I’m really loving the girl group I’m creating with my friends 😭🥹 life be feeling like a Girlfriends episode on the regular now

Drunk and filling out pet adoption paperwork. I hope they call me

I did the most yt girl shit ever before I left the house and paid the price for it 🥲 I ran out of my lip plumping gloss and googled DIY lip plumping and made mixed cayenne + cinnamon on my raw lips and spent the next 10 minutes crying and icing them.

“I was born in the wrong generation—” I WASN’T! I love telling men to shut the hell up without having the fear of being slapped for talking lmao

On my way to this sassy ass man’s birthday party, I’m so excited. He did a basically-nude photo shoot for his bday a few years and be wearing crushed velvet suits and sent out all these rules n regulations for the party. Never met him IRL. This is gonna be a timeeee 😂

REAL BITCH SINCE DAY ONE CUZ I WAS NEVER PROMISED DAY 2

I knew I had a healthy self-image when I realized every girl I ever hooked up with shared my features 😂

Ima start rapping. Or selling crack. Or rapping about selling crack.

Letting go of the hardcore stoner vibes by online shopping every time I have the urge to go to the dispensary 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🫶🏽

Just to be clear: Insomnia > Crumbl This is not up for debate.

I put black seed oil + shea butter in my hair last night and my braid out is PPPPPPOPPING

Would yall ever do #MarriedAtFirstSight? I feel like real connection matters more than someone just checking off all the boxes but I’m not married so I can’t say for sure 😂

My best friend lives in Atlanta and I live in Baltimore. She woke up to snow and our childish asses went outside and had a snowball fight on FaceTime 😂

Now starting season 18 of #MarriedAtFirstSight lmaoo I love this show