Indian food so good I'm thinking of becoming rcta

im so scared my teeth are so fucking BRIGHT.

First rule, have fun

I LOVE DP!!!!!!

Instagram is so dumb. Predatory tactics to generate as much user engagement as possible. 3 likes so monumental

97 year old diner that serves coke the old fashioned way

quote of shame

JUST HEARD MY DAD WATCHING MY LATEST SPEEDPAINT #KILLINGMYSELF

me when i finally feel pretty and take a picture but the camera hates me

they're doing this to me tomorrow

Oh no! Where will the remaining users generate their beloved AI deepfake CSAM of minors?!

"shitter is down"

Hello refugees from X, The Everything App! Come, pull up a stool! It's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil here on Bluesky!

I'M GETTING MY BRACES OFF TODAAAAYUY LET'S FUCKING GO

i think one of the best things about bsky is that it doesn't show you people who have you blocked. when I was on twt i was somewhat problematic in osctwt and i would see like beautiful amazing art and then the artist would have me blocked and then I'd be like FUHHHGAW😭😭

Hello

is bsky search down I can't search up mephone3gs mpreg

Any sex scene can be improved by adding "I Feel Fantastic" over it.

Watermelon Miku Design by @kaatokunart.bsky.social

this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible

I want an evil me wtf

gang do I go sleep or Jeep working? we're approaching 2 hours and I am barely halfway done

I AM SO SORRY BUT I JUST GOT THESE NEW MECIN3GS XENOMORPHS AND I AAAAAHH

Im so fucking scared. @lordcaca.bsky.social

i EAT SHiT, CUM MY PANTS, SHOWER ON PEE, MUTiLATE MY PENiS, LiCK VAGiNA ALL DAY, BiTE MY NAiLS, BREAK MY BONES, SLiT MYSELF, BREED BiTCHES, AND i DO THiS iN A DAiLY BASiS

I WAS JUST PUTTING DOWN BASE COLORS FOR MY #wip AND MEPHONE3GS LOOKS LIKE A XENOMORPH 😭😭😭😭😭

finsihed ver still featuring epstein #art #oc

Bfdie is awesome actually episode 3 fully won me over I love needy sm...

ok bro..

// Fubble, fanny x bubble, bubble x fanny 🌷 Today's ship of the day is... Fubble! 🌷 (Fanny from BFDI x Bubble from BFDI) This ship is queer platonic! #osc #objectshow Submitted by @hornetqueen.bsky.social

🌷 Today's ship of the day is... Golf Ball's underground factyuri! 🌷 (Golf Ball from BFDI x her underground factory) This ship is objectum! #osc #objectshow Submitted by @rioyuprojects.bsky.social

// Golftube, test tube x golfball, golfball x test tube 🌷 Today's ship of the day is... Golftube! 🌷 (Golf Ball from BFDI x Test Tube from II) This ship is queer platonic! #osc #objectshow Submitted by anon

I'm John windavid And I'm about to submit windavid to the daily osc ship account....

// Suitcase3gs, suitcase x mephone3gs, mephone3gs x suitcase 🌷 Today's ship of the day is... Suitcase3gs! 🌷 (Suitcase from II x Mephone3GS from II) This ship is romantic! #osc #objectshow Submitted by anon

best thing about bsky imo there's so many posts that i would've loved if not for that stupid auto refresh

What makes Bluesky better : the timeline does NOT Auto-refresh!

Why is my bus driver playing mitski

I have a better question

GO FASTER VRO I GOT THINGS TO FO ANF PLACES TO BE

I kept my tamagotchi alive 900 days!! Just 100 more to go now, I am so close!!!!! 💪🦈

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

Ok

i love josh silver bro ilovehisbookssmbrororor🥹🥹🙏🙏🙏

7k posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woah!!!!!!!

why is my bus driver playing mitski

me with like 50 tabs open in class all being yaoi

And that's exactly what you say before it catches up to you