I can only get skylight to actually upload a video like 20 percent of the time, so let’s see if I can upload here instead. 🙃 I need help deciding what to wear..

I saw this racist bullshit coming the second our classrooms switched from blackboards to whiteboards.

Someone’s never been to a science fiction convention, I guess? 🤷🏻‍♀️

My favorite mistake that I see regularly in online spaces is when someone wants to say something is ludicrous but they spell it “ludacris” 🤣🤣🤣

Just saw someone say that they cancelled their Apple TV+ subscription, because they “don’t have much other than The Morning Show,” and if I may….

I don’t talk about it much, because I really hate getting yelled at on the internet, but Reba is a purebred Siberian.

I’m so sorry Taylor I love you but this is funny… (Go Bills!)

Someone sent me this message on TikTok, and…I’m not wearing foundation? (I usually use a really light filter specifically bc I don’t feel like putting on makeup, so idk if it’s that 🤷🏻‍♀️)

How chronically online are you?

Last night, I got clickbaited into reading some “definitive ranking” 🙄 of the 40 best romcoms of all time, and it ranked My Best Friend’s Wedding at #2, and now I am mad.

Someone left this comment (elsewhere on the internet) in response to a post about Orphan Black. OP had recently discovered the show: “If you want a goofier version, watch iZombie. It was the modern day Quantum’s Leap” I have a lot of questions…

Hey cosplayers: what kind of rollers do you use to style your wigs?

I was briefly in a Bath & Body Works this morning (exchanging something I bought online) and here is the music that was playing: When I entered: The Ballad of the Witches Road While I was browsing: a U2 song I’m not quite remembering…Even Better than the Real Thing, maybe?

I’m so annoyed that Aaron Rodgers had a good game. 😒

Where are my Bills fans? 💙❤️

That Carrie Underwood football song is so awful. It reminds me of this.

Happy birthday @thehappysorceress.bsky.social ! 🎂🎉

We’ve been watching old episodes of SNL, and I don’t know if other people have noticed this, but Gilda’s Emily Litella voice is…almost Elmo.

It’s Reba, the most interesting cat in the world 😹 #catsofbluesky

I genuinely don’t understand how this is a question. The keychain that says “fuck the patriarchy” is on the ground. (After said keys were tossed to her and she missed/dropped them)

Advertising: Hey…here’s a cool thing you can attach to your mirror via suction cup! (See also the soap dish that attaches to the shower wall) Me: cool. Will it also randomly and intermittently fall down and make a very loud noise that scares everyone? Advertising: *Homer backing into bushes*

I addressed TikTok, but I want to hear from you, too!

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million: 1. Get up at 5:00AM every day 2. 90 minutes of cardio 3. Take a cold shower 4. Journal 5. Schedule out your day 6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company 7. Meditate

Everyone needs a friend who mails them random scratch-n-sniff stickers. Love you, @thehappysorceress.bsky.social ! 💜

Why do we never talk about the way he signs off his social media posts with THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, like it’s an email to the customer service department?

Can anyone name any songs that use mandolin but not as lead instrument? (Bonus points if there’s also a concertina in there)

This thread is beautiful 👩🏻‍🍳😘

This isn’t exactly timely, but bear with me here… I was today years old when I learned that the line after “Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet Jingle around the clock…”

Rand and I recently watched the entirety of Twin Peaks for the first time (he had seen Fire Walk With Me before; I had not seen anything). This might be one of my favorite moments ever.

The evil that men do lives after them

some films I’ve seen 6+ times: The Princess Bride When Harry Met Sally A Few Good Men Back to the Future The Little Mermaid Beauty and the Beast The Last Unicorn (I have more, but I’ll stop here.)

Hillary warned us. Kamala warned us. I’m so fucking tired.

Not crazy about how this looks with the walls. I think I’m either going to be spending more than I want to on a shower curtain or painting the walls. (I hate the walls, so this isn’t out of the question, but UGHHHHH)

Dear internet search results, the following colors are not synonymous with mauve: Purple. Burgundy. Pink. Blush. Lavender. Sigh.

JFC

I need to tag @debbieohi.com 😁

I get irrationally annoyed when people online talk about not “getting” spoon theory (and here I’m talking about people with chronic illnesses or neurodivergent issues) because it’s just a matter of trying to understand the original context in which the spoons became the metaphor

Help? #shoes #shopping #toms

Since a large number of my prescriptions were previously with Rite Aid, I've been doing the tedious and annoying work of having them all transferred. (I am thankful for patient portals, though, because if I had to make all of these phone calls? ugh.)

I didn’t come up with anything super clever, but I made some signs…

see what you need to understand is that they’re coming hard at california bc if they can take us down then it tells the smaller states there’s no point in fighting. we’re the bellwether. that’s why it’s so important we stop this shit NOW.

This 2-year old post got removed from the clock app for a community guidelines violation and I am confused.

Some guy on a post about Black Widow (Natasha):

I made chicken broth today and thought “oh I might as well make soup for dinner then…” And then I realized that it’s 77 degrees outside. Am I going to need to turn the AC on to eat? 😬

Okay, so. I just saw a snarky comment where someone was like, “just like people claim to be gluten intolerant without being celiac 🙄”

This video has been surprisingly popular on TikTok. (I do have to clarify that neither movie I’m quoting is obscure, but the quotes are way less quoted.)

Hey Erin why are you still awake? Oh because I had to watch Kermit the Frog sing Gesthemane on TikTok…

Mark is hot, Helly’s hot, LORNE IS HOT #severance #appletv #gwendolinechristie