uselessmagictribute.eventbrite.com Join the Weird Aunts at their inaugural show, Useless Magic: A Tribute to Florence + the Machine. Come shake it out with live burlesque, drag, and more. Th, 4/24th at Kick Butt Coffee - 5775 Airport Blvd Suite 725, Austin, TX 78752. Doors 7p.m. Show 8p.m.

This show will include record numbers of rhinestones, as i now own a hotfix www.eventbrite.com/e/dancing-wi...

"Today me will live in the moment. Unless it's unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie."  - Cookie Monster  Isn’t @follyparton.bsky.social cute? 😍😘 #burlesque #austinburlesque #bombshells #batcitybombshells #follyparton #dancingwithmaryjane #showsinaustin #atxevents #showgirl #queen #cookies

See me perform 4/19 at Dancing With Mary Jane, and do NOT miss Useless Magic: A Tribute to Florence + the Machine on 4/24. Tickets: Uselessmagictribute.eventbrite.com eventbrite.com/e/dancing-with-mary-jane-burlesque-show-tickets-1236096400609 #Do512 #florencewelch #florenceandthemachine

Useless Magic is going to be a dream! VIP tables are sold, however we are providing a "VIP Lite" package where you get all the VIP swag and guaranteed front row seating. It's an add-on to your tickets in Eventbrite, and let me tell you, the swag bag will be lit. uselessmagictribute.eventbrite.com

Importante! This website is created by MAGA to support anti-woke businesses. In order to be listed on the site, businesses have to sign a pledge that they are anti-woke, pro-life, etc. If a business is on this site, it is not by accident. www.publicsquare.com/marketplace

How you doing? 😎 #batcitybombshells #bombshells #burlesque #groupshot #dancetroupe #austinburlesque 📷 Rod Nunley

Happy belated anniversary to the love of my life, @rocgaudeatx.bsky.social

Shero www.npr.org/2025/03/17/n...

I'm SO busy and overwhelmed this week with all sorts of stuff, so the obvious answer is to paint my living room to match my favorite china. Flight response? Absolutely, but it looks great.

Someone apparently hacked the televisions at HUD today -->

Abortion is healthcare

DND with @itsnicodegallo.bsky.social @rocgaudeatx.bsky.social @sherry-bomb.bsky.social

I love putting candles in unique pieces of china.

Warnings about staying safe and inside may be more stern in the future for those experiencing homelessness in Austin

I am just OBSESSED with these Cowboy Candles. They are leather, bourbon, and Bluebonnet scented. They have little texas charms that you can wear to remind you of your wish. They all have crystals, seashells, and Texas charms that you can wear to remind you of your wish! Hat - 77 Cup - 33

I always love hanging out at the farm. It's such a special place! Here's Dolly and Waylon eating a banana! @hollidaycash.bsky.social

Austin set to build 10,000 affordable units amid rising costs https://www.kvue.com/article/money/economy/boomtown-2040/austin-affordable-housing-report/269-4d17ecd4-947e-4f24-bfb6-ea6cae811c40 

Cheers sweetie darling, cheers! 🍸🥂✨#partyanimals #burlesque #austinburlesque #bombshell4life #kikki #batcitybombshells #party 📷 Patrick Rusk @sherry-bomb.bsky.social @msgorgeousgeorge.bsky.social @hibiscus-bloom.bsky.social @follyparton.bsky.social @splittykitty.bsky.social @melonsmac.bsky.social

Cowboy Candle! Leather, Bluebonnet, and Bourbon scent. I really like this one!!!

That’s more like it.

Erase Trans hate.

Here's another performance Opportunity with an awesome new production run by @hollidaycash.bsky.social and myself docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

GeekgasmMuppets2025.eventbrite.com tickets available now! Use code SNUFFLEUPAGUS for 10% off tickets!

Friends, I'm real sad about the world.

Today is the day: the 16th Annual Anti-Valentines Day show! ❤️‍🔥 Doors @ 7:00 pm, show @ 8:00 pm, Come and Take It Live 🥰 #antivalentinesday #showtime #showgirl #burlesque #austinburlesque #showtime #loveyourself #justdance #beyou #freakout @melonsmac.bsky.social is ready to rock too! 📷 Patrick Rusk

Having to fight Elon Musk at DOGE before we’ve even battled Trump feels like having to defeat the forces of Saruman first at Helm’s Deep.

I love them!!!!!

Y'all don't want to miss this.

I've been made aware of two verified incidents where people were wearing Nazi symbols in Austin. So we're allowing the crazies to openly advocate for genocide now? This is hell.

Freezing federal money essentially puts me out of work right now...How has Trump's America benefitted you over the past two weeks?

Come see me February 8th at Come and Take It Live for the Bat City Bombshells Anti-Valentine's Day!