The contract was simple: sing the na na na's, and I'll give you the tatas. Austin held up their end of the deal. 🎤✨

Today! Come explore your vices at @batcitybombshells.bsky.social Dancing with Mary Jane show at Kick Butt Coffee. Doors at 7. See you there! www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

Introducing Glitter & Grit — custom tees, stickers & buttons for burlesque performers, drag artists, and belly dancers, made by one of your own. Because your merch deserves someone who gets it.

It's back! 💃✨ The 5th Annual April Fool's Day Belly Dance Drag Show, April 4th at 8pm at Carousel Lounge, Austin. Drag, shimmy, chaos. Featuring Rusty Hightower, Amelie Ahmose, Billy Jean Jim Bob, Mr. Manderpants, Na'Cho Man, and Mahmood Abdo Velveeta! Hosted by Mel Mac. Free, tips encouraged.

Hey @gideonemery.bsky.social , you're in this! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqpg...

🔴 LIVE NOW Carnage in D-Minor, a Vampire the Masquerade campaign. ‘Olina Carnage rides shotgun, legwarmers on, Walkman humming, and Gemini's body in the back seat. Buckle up. The soundtrack to your unlife just got darker. #vtm #vamily #ttrpg #v20 #GothWave #lostaloha www.twitch.tv/tableofhorrors

I was watching Dragonslayer, and my cat, Sethra, sat on my desk and watched the ending with me. Then, after it was over, she starts chewing on the little 3D printed dragon I have on my desk. I think I'm inadvertently teaching my cat to slay dragons.

🔴 LIVE NOW Carnage in D-Minor, a Vampire the Masquerade campaign. Born under the Hawaiian sun, reborn in eternal night. 'Olina smiles. You'd never guess she's mourning the sun. #vtm #vamily #ttrpg #v20 #GothWave #lostaloha www.twitch.tv/tableofhorrors

🔴 LIVE NOW Carnage in D-Minor, a Vampire the Masquerade campaign. Olina Carnage. Hawaiian. Music producer and creator. Lives in the 80s. Vampire. #vtm #vamily #ttrpg #v20 www.twitch.tv/tableofhorrors

Have you been interested in going to a burlesque show, but don't know which one to go to? This is it! We're serious, silly, and absolutely sexy. We've got something for everyone. This Saturday, don't miss it! dwmj2025.eventbrite.com

Dude! It's this weekend!!! We've got big things planned, you do NOT want to miss this one!!! dwmj2025.eventbrite.com

🔴 LIVE NOW! Carnage in D-Minor, a Vampire the Masquerade campaign set in 1980's Abingdon, England. Olina seems bubbly, but don't piss her off... #vtm #vamily #ttrpg #v20 www.twitch.tv/tableofhorrors

🔴 LIVE NOW! Carnage in D-Minor, a Vampire the Masquerade campaign set in 1980's Abingdon. Olina traded island sunsets for England’s gloom. Neon, mixtapes, & a radiant smile hide her longing for the sun. #vtm #vamily #ttrpg #v20 www.twitch.tv/tableofhorrors

They don't call me Melons for nuthin. 📸 Kenneth Mitchell Leather bra by @sherry.bomb

Not in Orlando for 30 minutes, and @hollidaycash.bsky.social and I see an old white dude in the car next to us, masturbating at a stoplight... Welcome to Florida I guess.

🔴 LIVE NOW! Carnage in D-Minor, a Vampire the Masquerade campaign set in 1980's Abingdon. I play Olina Carnage, a groupie turned star. #vtm #vamily #ttrpg www.twitch.tv/tableofhorrors

@msgorgeousgeorge.bsky.social “Hey girl, what you thinking?” @melonsmac.bsky.social “Don’t know, but we got a great show for y’all!” 😎 Next show: 4.19.2025, Kick Butt Coffee 🦚 thebatcitybombshells.com for 🎟️ #heygirl #showgirls #showtime #showhosts #whatsup #burlesque 📷 Patrick Rusk

That moment when you see the logo you just made for your customer framed on their home office wall... :)

🔴LIVE NOW! Carnage in D-Minor, a Vampire the Masquerade campaign set in Abingdon, England in the late 80's. www.twitch.tv/tableofhorrors

I'm so proud of @hollidaycash.bsky.social for making it to Miss Comedy Queen nationals! Now we've got to get here there! Help my friend out by sponsoring one of her animals by sending the amount shown to Venmo- @HollidayCash PayPal- @CrescentCityCouture

🔴LIVE NOW! Carnage in D-Minor, a Vampire the Masquerade campaign. I play Olina, a groupie turned singer and music producer from the 80's. www.twitch.tv/tableofhorrors

Thank goodness it’s Friday! But also, it’s Valentine’s Day! It’s sappy holiday, but we hope you celebrate with your loved one or ones, and find time to love yourself today! ❤️‍🔥 #happyvalentinesday #valentinesday #austinburlesque #burlesque #batcitybombshells @melonsmac.bsky.social 📷 James Cano

Hoodies: Zip up or Pull over?

For my fellow Austin crafters and sewers... According to this article, the south side Joann's will shut down, but the north side one should stay open. www.wkbn.com/news/local-n...

Anti-Valentines Day this was so much fun this year! We can't wait to share more photos our performances soon. But, mark your calendars, our next show is on April 19, 2025! 🦚 #antivalentinesday #lovestinks #curtaincall #burlesque #austinburlesque #bombshells #batcitybombshells #glitter #theatrekids

As you can see, we gave love a bad name last night at our Anti-Valentines Day show! 😜😎❤️‍🔥 #batcitybombshells #bombshells #friends #showgirls #theatrekids #cheerstotheweekend #cheers #lastnight #atxlife #behindthescenes #burlesque #austinburlesque #antivalentinesday #valentinesday #crazykids

To me, the best part of being a performer is the audience. The smiles and cheers heal me. I love you all.

Today is the day: the 16th Annual Anti-Valentines Day show! ❤️‍🔥 Doors @ 7:00 pm, show @ 8:00 pm, Come and Take It Live 🥰 #antivalentinesday #showtime #showgirl #burlesque #austinburlesque #showtime #loveyourself #justdance #beyou #freakout @melonsmac.bsky.social is ready to rock too! 📷 Patrick Rusk

I'm going to watch What We Do in the Shadows on Sunday. And decorate in creepy paper. #GREETINGSOWL

This show is going to be ICONIC! You can't miss the Bat City Bombshell's 16th annual Anti Valentine's Day burlesque show at Come & Take It Live this Saturday, February 8th, at 8pm Seats sell out, so get your tickets today! avd2025.eventbrite.com

What a Dumb show! The best kind of burlesque! With @ryderstrong.bsky.social @dasbutt.bsky.social @amelieahmose.bsky.social @jackrabbid.bsky.social @gingersnapsburlyq.bsky.social and more! (If there's anyone on Bluesky that I don't have, let me know, I want to follow them!)

🔴LIVE NOW - Carnage in D-Minor, our Vampire the Masquerade Campaign set in the late 80's. I'm 'Olina Carnage, a music loving vampire from Hawaii, now residing in Abingdon, England. #vampirethemasquerade #vtm #ttrpg www.twitch.tv/tableofhorrors

Last summer for our Explicit show, I performed to W.A.P. My tagline is "Thick and Juicy" There's a new song out that I think I have to add to my repertoire.

Please come to my next show. I need the love. (Get the tickets now, they tend to sell out.) avd2025.eventbrite.com

#bookit #adultbookit #ideserveapersonalpanpizza

I actually enjoy taking the bus when it's convenient. I feel like I accomplished something. Unfortunately, convenient bus trips are rare in Austin, so the chances I get to use public transportation are few and far between.

@sherry-bomb.bsky.social I'm teaching this to Kiwi.

No, I am not going out to play in the snow. I moved to Texas to get away from this crap. Snow is a four letter word. I had enough of shoveling, cleaning off cars, driving in "the roads are clear enough we're not canceling" conditions then sliding off the road, etc. I'm not leaving the house today.

Keeping warm on a cold nasty night....

Mike Flanagan is one of my current favorite writer/directors. I watched Absentia years ago before I knew who he was, and it has always stuck in my brain. I'm excited to go on this Mike Flanagan journey, I plan to watch the subject before I listen to each episode.

My next performance is at the 16th Annual Bat City Bombshell's Anti Valentine's Day burlesque show. This show is going to be so SEXY! I definitely recommend snagging tickets ASAP. avd2025.eventbrite.com

I tried to play Root for the first time tonight. There was 4 of us, and none of us had ever played it before. So we were all learning together, except it's a learning individually type of game. I can't say I liked it.

🔴LIVE NOW! Our Vampire the Masquerade Campaign, "Carnage in D-Minor," set in Abingdon, England in the late 80's. www.twitch.tv/tableofhorrors

drop a selfie and one of ur favorite games 🎮

I think I may have found a new genre of video game that I like: Cozy Horror. Because cozy games are usually just too cute, but I love Sunless Sea, and I'm really digging Dredge.

New #vampirethemasquerade #v20 campaign: Carnage in D-Minor! Meet 'Olina! She's a music-loving vampire. She couldn't stand to stay in her beautiful native lands of Hawaii and never see the sun again, so she purposely moved to someplace bleak: England. 🔴 LIVE NOW! www.twitch.tv/tableofhorrors