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dark room gooner edit for deep fisting and relaxation edit on Sound Cloud

What do you think I’m listening to?

How tf do I take these out

Wearing my first pair of contacts. I feel naked

Showing up to work 15 minutes late with an iced coffee today

Texting the text man for texts 😪

Just watched Pillion. Now I’m horny and heartbroken.

A few things I was called today at work: -Gay -Fluffy -Edgar -Chef

Backrooms kinda sucked tbh

🚨I’d like to report that I have successfully trained my husband to bring me a fresh coffee if he’s going to wake me up before my alarm 🚨

Today one of my besties got scammed $5000 and my roomie had her phone snatched at the grocery store. What is in the air today??

I may be a lot of things but a seasonal allergy sufferer is not one of them

Ig instants saw this first

Delete

You’ll never guess who I ran into at the movies…

I have this feeling of dread pouring over me. Like I’m about to run into my menace of a brother or something.

Me today if you were wondering

Soooo full from lunch. Who wanna rub my belly?

Richard Gadd?? More like Richard lemme gag on it

The weather is so nice today I want to be outside but everyone I know is busy :c

My dad has been ☠️ for almost 11 years now and people STILL share new posts about him and tag him in memes on Facebook. Popular king.

Just got home after working 10pm-7:30am and now I can’t sleep

I just ate the spiciest chile serrano of my life

I’m going to need my favorite niche artists to stop only offering vinyls and start making CDs again

Should I start going by my middle name or is that cringe

Just gave myself a bad haircut before work

This store has free samples in the restroom!! Don’t mind if I do 😋

Remembered my true passion in life is spending money

I just had to wash my clothes by hand bc my washer decided to stop working right after filling up with soapy water. Also I’m uncut

Called out of work today due to me just not wanting to go

I’m a total freak for some roasted brussel sprouts

I was really considering buying a car but the price of gas rn has me rethinking :/

THE LGBTQIA+ IS ATTACKING THE CITY OF CHICAGO!!!!!

spent the evening barhopping with chi oomf, and i just gotta say! distance coming between friendship is homophobic!!!

cutest time with @pxndo.bsky.social

Every time I finish watching a movie I think about creating a letterbox account but then I never do :p

I made this collage at my fav bar tonight. Kinda ate tbh

Don’t ever order this beer it tastes like river water.

Burton errny

People really don’t know how to make small talk at a bar anymore.. it’s disappointing.

Why couldn’t they just do it already…

Taurus king

First selfie of 28 🥳

Today is my birthday 🎉

Me af

Whoever found my silver bracelet that fell off my wrist in boystown… you’re welcome

Why does it bother me when people turn their phone around for Apple Pay

Will be here at 9pm besties

Roscoe’s has turned into a “wish I was gay” bar