Where are her feet

Having to pay rent the day after Halloween is the ultimate trick

Showed up to work at 3 only to find out I was supposed to be here at 9am. Now I have to stay until 11…

With SNAP and WIC on the cusp of being cut off due to the government shutdown, now is as good a time as any to look up a prominent food bank in your city and set up a one-time or recurring donation if you’re able. Over 40MM of our neighbors may be cut off from food assistance within weeks.

Gonna shave my head the day after to throw him off

Omg not to be corny but in exactly one month I will be married to a whole ass man that’s crazy

In my smelly era😤 (Forgot to wear deodorant)

Hot Stanley Tucci type approached me at work asking where he could find caulk and I stumbled on my words

Today is such a beautiful day I wish I could just lay at the park and watch the clouds….

I stopped and ordered a torta after a 10hr shift, walked home with it, only to find out I got a single tostada instead. #13threason

FUCK 🧊

🧊 has been in and out of my neighborhood. They kidnapped the tamale lady on my street :(

Going to be a flop this Halloween just like this skeet 😭

Okay what should I be for Halloween?? Open to suggestions 🎃👻

Took these when I should have been working 🙇🏻‍♂️

My grandma sent me and my siblings a message in regards to my dads death anniversary but used MY baby picture instead of his 😭

Haven’t posted a hump day pic in a while 🥴

Still have this for today! I’ll throw in a kiss

Would anyone in Chicago like to purchase my extra Isabella Lovestory ticket for tomorrow night at Sub t?

I took a hot gooning pic on my MacBook should I post it and log out?

My man and I with our third

My fiancé and I just thrifted a dresser for $40 and found $1700 inside when we got home

This cute guy I talk to at my new job asked me if I’ve ever been with a white girl and I had to break the news to him. Then he proceeded to ask me if I’ve ever been with a white guy. Progressive king. 🤴

My year subscription to Duolingo I accidentally paid for last year is finally over. Here’s what I’ve learned after spending a year practicing with that bird 🧵⬇️

I just find it hard to believe a person hanging from a tree with broken legs committed suicide. You don’t suspect even a little bit of foul play? That’s odd.

Do not put your name on a website to register for a rally in this political climate. What the fuck's wrong with y'all. Are there any people of color that work at this org who might knock some sense into your peach colored heads.

None of my siblings acknowledged their invites to my wedding. Do I cut them off?

Once in a while I think about shaving my face bare but I’m scared of my upper lip

Dora the explorer:

Boots was kinda not giving last night

My neighbor just caught me sucking someone off outside 🥲

If you saw me at boots why didn’t you make out w me???

Who will I be seeing at Boots tonight 👀

They have a whole board now???

Is it tacky to use partiful for wedding invites 👉👈

My older cousin’s ex girlfriend goes missing and suddenly he is nowhere to be found…. I’m not pointing fingers but…..

Today was my first day in my new position at a new location. I kinda wanna go back to my old one

Every weekend I see a line that wraps around the block for… get this…. A caesar salad wrap. It can’t be that special.

He’s VENUS AS A BOY

I have a confession……… I’m a nail biter

One of the perks of working at [insert major corp name here] is that I know the bathroom codes to every location in my city

Me at 21 🫣

Why is it so hard to pick out new shoes

I learned my lesson young!

Took these the other day and hid them in my man’s room

Officially in wedding planning mode🥂