Vietnamese coffee hits so so hard

I often fantasize about living in a firewatch tower with my soul mate & perhaps a few cats.

If you see this, QTP with a horror movie that shares the same first letter as your name. 👻🔪 C- Child's Play-1988

Ghost of yōtei and Silent Hill f Look so fucking good! I'm about to spend some moneyyyy

*Every minor inconvenience* Me: Fucking shiiiit!

Cafe Bustello is the way. I put some in my regular coffee machine & It was literally the same kick in the pants I would expect in a quad-shot. My heart is about to bust out of my chest & live its own life😂🔥

Where did 100 followers come from??! Lmao Good morning friends!~ 👋🌅

Just let me go, or take me with you 🥀

Air fryers cook eggs into ass-rubber.

I ❤️ Pumpkins

Winning & Losing - is for little people. Do what you do, because it sets you free.

coffee 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 diarrhea 😔😔😔😔😔😔

Most days I'm methodical, calculated & organized. Other days I'm stupid & oozing with overconfidence. Apologies in advance- I didn't ask to be this way lol Why are men?

The day I become a Man - is the day my daughter struts this earth knowing she is a queen. With confidence & a fierce attitude. Happy & a heart overflowing with love. Until then, I hope I earn every sunset.

October will be good to me

Good morning moots~🖤 Spread positivity. Say NO when it matters. Stay hydrated. Get your protein in. Appreciate the little things. Never give up hope. Accountability - regardless of the pain. Stay consistent. It's all up to you. (Insert Superman theme song)

We have the MEATS.

Coleslaw. Keep that shit away from me.

Phone died last night. Here's a photo dump of the rest of my evening.

I hope Bad Bunny doesn't speak a WORD of english during the Super Bowl halftime show. 🤣 Nothing but español papi~

Got up early & went on a gorgeous hike today.

Soup from a cauldron would fix me.

Fall vibes~ 🍂🍁🕯 Artist: Caitlyn Grabenstein

Good morning moots~✨️ I hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday🖤

Post a game the same year you were born. Mortal Kombat - 1992

"Firmly grasp it."

There's something about eating a chilled pie while being absolutely sauced. ✨️Bussin✨️

I'm tipsy asf Ask me anything lmfao

I know Soju hates to me coming.

I bought a triple-berry pie at a farmer's market today & It's all I can think about. When I get home I'm tearing that ass up

Hotpot with some melt-in-your-mouth Yellowtail nigiri.

ALICE IN BORDERLAND ALICE IN BORDERLAND ALICE IN BORDERLAND ALICE IN BORDERLAND ALICE IN BORDERLAND ALICE IN BORDERLAND

Me: Whenever someone mentions getting food.

Just in case ya'll needed my tough guy credentials. 💪 I'll be at the Salty Spitoon if you need me.

Hey, heyyy~ 👋 What'd I miss? 👀

I lived bitch! 🔥

Got a good pump in today & now I'm gonna go kill myself - attempting to run 24 miles 🫡 I got steak, eggs, sourdough slices, avocado & a whole bunch of fruit waiting for me. Let's gooooo🔥 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Pounding beers & gettin pounded in the rea... What? 🤨 What? 😯

*Me being proud of myself for running 12 miles every other day.* Mf's on TikTok running 72-112 mile marathons. 😫

What are we listening to at the gym chat?

My passions include drinking wine while lounging. But also eating PB&J in the mountains whilst hiking. It's all about ✨️balance✨️

Facts that I carry. Pandas are cute. Pandas are still technically [Bears]. They're highly territorial & will fuck you up. They're also hella stoops & fuck themselves up lmfao 🤣

feral, but cunty 💅🏻

men are so fucking dumb and overconfident I stg

Debating adding these absolute heaters into my running rotation.

Cottage cheese? Wack!

I miss the early days of Bluesky when moots would DM me & I would get to know my followers/following. I do genuinely love getting to know ppl☺️

Rainy days always shift me into soup mode 👨‍🍳 My first Zuppa Toscana of the season🍂🍲

whoever said being a slut isn't a personality trait is wrong, bro its one of the funnest personality traits, I've never met a slut who wasn't having fun

It's FINALLY RAINING 🌧☂️🙌