Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

A glorious #tittytuesday, & as mommy @housewifeswag.com celebrates her family in the pool, it’s only right to celebrate her luscious, soft, squishy titties in a barely there swim top. Such a shame when you don’t get a picture with her face, but there’s so many souls in her chest ♥️

this is like the secret cool club thanks for following me here 🩷

Hope everyone had a good mommy Monday and were able to take time to think about the best mommy I know, @housewifeswag.com ♥️ some of these days lately she’s what gets me through.

goooooood morning favorites 🌞🩷 wishing you a day full of joy, orgasms, and ease ✨ you are divinely supported

goooooood morning favorites 💜💛💚 happy fat tuesday

goooooood morning angel babies ✨ we made it to another friday 🤗🩷 I will be participating in not buying shit in donald’s economy today (and in the future) I hope him and everyone around him suffers enormous physical and emotional pain 😊

gooooooood morning favorites 🤗🩷 happy thursday

gooooood morning sexy people 🩷✨

Happy #WCW to my beautiful @housewifeswag.com Thankful for your guiding light during these tough times🙏A soul just as beautiful on the inside as out, you put your all into everything💝Together we will all achieve a brighter future🥰

goooooood morning sweet favorites 🩷✨

A sweet #WCW to the lovely @housewifeswag.com The sweetest of souls, and the sassiest of Queens, i'm so proud to support and be a part of your wonderful community.💞 I hope your Valentines is filled to the brim with loving care for all you bring into this world.💟You deserve the very best!💕

i’m gonna learn to sew this year 🪡

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he’s so mad we clocked his fake gamer tea

Gentle reminder: The fight for abortion rights and the fight for sex workers' rights are inherently connected because the major opposition to both is rooted in the idea that women do not deserve bodily autonomy and cannot be trusted to know what's best for them.

A blessed #WCW for her divine Grace @housewifeswag.com wishing you all the best as you recover 💕 grateful for you and all the light you bestow upon our lives, every day with you is gift 💝 Get well soon! 💞

awww 🥰 thank you for looking *and* listening 🩷

that’s what I do it’s what I live for 😈🩷

thank you for following me to (yet another) platform 🩷 it means so much to me 🤗

always follow the money, but how many people will be hurt in the process?

We have to remember a big part of why sex workers are advertising on social media is because actual sites for advertising keep getting shutdown. The backpage shutdown has a massive impact on the community.

it’s my favorite 🥰🩷

Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.

gooooood morning favorites 🤗🩷 the world is better because you are here ✨ happy monday

what kind of stock trades do you think your senator has lined up for tomorrow morning? is that what they're working on tonight instead of figuring out how to get those teenagers out of the servers at the treasury?

Every porn VHS used to come with this PSA in the front, telling you your rights were under attack— that politicians wanted to limit what you could see. Producers used porn to let consumers knew what was at stake politically. Maybe it's time for another mass campaign.

This Fiona Apple narrated explainer PSA on how to film (and release footage from, not livestream) ICE arrests is exactly what we need from people with production skills right now and is worth about 3 million celebrity “imagine” covers in terms of survival utility

goooooood morning favorites who put so much light into the world 🩷✨ you are so talented and incredible and the world is lucky to have you

Happy #WCW to the supreme Queen @housewifeswag.com 🥰The light you share is precious, as is your caring heart💝Your beauty and strength inspires countless around you 💞During times like this, sharing in community around you is the best use of our energies, to help improve ours and Your time together🌎

gooooood morning beautiful people 🤗🩷 happy tuesday

goooooood morning angels 🤗🩷 happy monday i love you ✨

gooooood morning babies 🤗🩷 yay it’s friday thank you for joining me over here

office passed inspection!!! we did it! it’s been a loooong journey but it’s amazing

goooooooood morning my angels 🤗🩷 I hope you feel how loved and seen you are ✨

inspections tomorrow and friday for my slut cave and we are DONE 🤗🩷 i’m sooooo excited for you to see it

remember, this is their goal they want to overwhelm us protect your peace 🩷

just a reminder for my book reading and tracking babies, storygraph can import your goodreads data 🤗🩷 I never used goodreads but I love storygraph 📚

11 more months till Tay’s bday!!! @housewifeswag.com

it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them

Today is a #WCW for my cherished Queen @housewifeswag.com🥰Her beauty shines both inside and out, radiating kindness and positivity wherever she goes. Her heart💞 is as beautiful as her smile, and the way she cares for others inspires me every single day. I feel so blessed to have her in my life 💝

good morning favorites 🤗🩷 take care of yourself today read, learn, create remember your power ✨

making spell jars while cooking dinner is v housewife of me 😌🩷

school has been canceled for tomorrow because we are fully expecting snow in northern florida it hasn’t snowed since 12/23/1989 can our writers get it together pls

honestly just blasting music and dancing around is a great way to calm your nervous system and I highly recommend it

my office is 100% complete ☺️🩷 final inspections and we start moving furniture in

goooood morning sexy people 🤗🩷

Hell yea

gooooood morning to everyone who didn’t vote for a convicted rapist and the oligarch 🤗🩷 you are important and we have (and will continue) to stand up against these bad faith politicians and people

gooooood morning favorites 🤗🩷