*To the tune of Queen’s “Fat-Bottomed Girls”* …

Bad bowl games and a Turbo Guinness (espresso + Guinness). What could be better?

New version of the 12 Days of Christmas just dropped…

There’s still time to recreate a timeless classic in College Station today…

Leaving for Tucson today, which means breakfasts consists of leftover pizza and a fancy latte. Not sure whether the Italians would be proud or horrified by the combo but they paired surprisingly well, tbh…

Feel like the CFP missed a trick by not jamming Oregon-JMU into the old Pac-12 After Dark Friday night slot. Our nation yearns for some late-night weird football…

The Oklahoma Sooners 2nd half:

FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!

Not a big fan of prompt posts but I’m two vieux carres in so why not. What’s an album that’s not universally beloved that’s your ride or die album? For me, it’s Seeds by TV On The Radio, which is an absolute banger from top to bottom. 10/10. Absolute perfection all the way down.

Gave a buddy some cocktail advice which inspired me to get off my ass & whip up a god-tier level vieux carre. This sucker could melt steel beams but I am tempted to drink three or four of them to find out for sure…

Watching the 2025 XBox Bowl:

Between the fact that they didn’t bother repainting the end zones and the soccer marks on the field, it 100% looks like they’re playing the Xbox Bowl at a Dallas area YMCA tonight…

Why are the Seattle Seahawks wearing knockoff Oregon Ducks uniforms? I’m … so confused.

The ACC's new football scheduling format in a nutshell:

There’s a real chance that the Arizona Wildcats finish with more wins against SEC teams (3) than the Mississippi State Bulldogs. What a world…

Sherrone Moore is out at Michigan. Here's our list on who should replace him in Ann Arbor. bookies.com/news/michiga...

My new favorite Biff Poggi fact is that he managed a hedge fund before becoming a coach. On a related note, this is Biff Poggi:

All I asked for this Christmas was an @theonion.com subscription. Looks like Xmas came early…

Well … at least one team from Virginia’s gonna be in the College Football Playoff

The fact that overtime of the ACC championship game in Charlotte North Carolina is sponsored by Cheez-It & not Cook-Out or Bojangles seems like a massive missed opportunity by Jim Phillips & company

Manny Diaz taking a page out of the Mario Cristobal textbook on Late-Game Management in Charlotte

Building a $25M roster but forgetting to buy a kicker that can hit the broad side of a barn. Ohio State really is a SEC school…

Duke JMU 🤝 Duke helping the Dukes

Sweating out the REAL game that matters right now (Colorado State vs. CU men’s basketball in Fort Collins)

CFB 26 ass stat line

What's next, the Sinaloa Cartel Peace Prize?

🚨G LEAGUE BUZZER-BEATER ALERT!🚨

God bless minor league basketball, where you can pay $5 and literally sit wherever the hell you want to watch teams called the Valley Suns & Santa Cruz Warriors play each other…

If it wasn't for bad luck, administrators at Penn State would have no luck at all. Broke down who the latest candidates are to replace James Franklin now that Kelani Sitake is out of the picture here: bookies.com/news/next-pe...

Shoutout to Apple Music for reminding me each year that I should listen to more new music. (I still never do, but it’s a nice reminder nonetheless)

Now that the Arizona Wildcats own the Territorial Cup trophy, where will they go next? My story on where we see Brent Brennan & Co. going this bowl season is live here: #BearDown

At least Mark Stoops can focus on doing what he loves full time now (bringing ham trucks to Lexington)

The haters said that Brent Brennan couldn’t beat ASU to go 9-3. The haters were wrong (as was I, to be fair)

Noah Fifita in the red zone:

Arizona State should give Jeff Sims unlimited eligibility in my humble opinion because this dude’s doing god’s work in Tempe tonight…

Whenever Ole Miss & Mississippi State meet on a football field:

“What’re you serving as a side for thanksgiving dinner?” Me:

It’s not a movie but I’d make Netflix bring back BoJack Horseman AND Tucca & Bertie

THE TOP WHATEVER FOR WEEK 13 IS UP. I ranked "fucking up" at number one. Or a bad play by UCLA that evoked memories of fucking up in a past life. Maybe both, now that I'm thinking about it. channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

More like Friar Fest, amiritre?

More like the Player's Error Festival because this thing's gonna turn out to be a massive scam soon enough

Oh yeah, baby, BlueSky officially has the juice...

Who replaces Justin Wilcox as the next head coach of the Cal Golden Bears? Broke down the odds on the next man up in Berkeley for @bookiesbetting.bsky.social here: bookies.com/news/next-ca...

Fun fact: Nick Rolovich, in addition to being a mediocre coach, is an absolute asshole. Great job Cal!

Congratulations to future Ole Miss head coach Bruce Barnum

There's a destination a little up the road From the habitations and the towns we know A place we saw, the lights turn low The jigsaw jazz and the get-fresh flow Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts Two turntables and a microphone Bottles and cans, just clap your hands Just clap your hands

Seeing the University of California-Berkeley and Stanford playing the Big Game on the Atlantic Coast Conference Network

Colorado State getting waxed by Boise State calls for the strongest possible solution (a strong-assed cocktail)

My wife & I bought a fake Xmas tree that looked normal size at Sam’s Club. Narrator: it was, in fact, not normal size (I’m 6’5 for comparison)