fate, universe, and all associated parties: i beg you for opportunities to use this as a gif VERY frequently in the coming years

A page from Dumbass! #1, my one-person anthology

You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.

My coffin shelf! 🖤🦇 Custom designed by me! Made by my son's father! (5 years ago) 🤍 Its one of my favorite memories! 🙃

mayor mamdani is it true you are being paid in money instead of root vegetables?

Going into 2026 like...

iykyk

Movies used to be beautiful

Using vacation to finally get into PLURIBUS. Yep, as good as people say. Lovely to see Vince Gillian come back to his Sci-Fi roots. (No shade intended to the genius of Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul).

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

I just discovered the razor handle I’ve used for over a year has a button that makes the blades vibrate. Does anyone know the reasoning behind this? Do vibrating blades give a closer shaves? Don’t get clogged with foam? Massage the skin? 🤷

Out today - the first in our two-issue ABSOLUTE WONDER WOMAN/BATMAN crossover! Pick up Absolute WW #15 in stores today for a can't-miss story from @kellythompson.bsky.social & @cleanlined.bsky.social. Then join us next month for part two in ABSOLUTE BATMAN #16 from me & @nickdragotta.bsky.social!

Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers Me:

FUCKIN FACTS 💯

I try to focus on posting about art and comics and not my complaints about the state of everything but GOOD GRIEF

Banksy loves to shock us

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

😭

lol sign worked

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

This 💯! Plus often the “news” is some random person on Reddit said we might get some actual news in the next month or two. 😡

QUINCE is about a teen who discovers she has superpowers at her quinceañera, but only for the year she's 15! The deluxe bilingual edition of the Eisner-nominated series is available on @hoopladigital.bsky.social and @comicsplus.bsky.social! lpfullcontent.librarypass.com/products/gro...

The 🇺🇸 American pre-Code  musical black comedy film "DUCK SOUP" directed by Leo McCarey and starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo in his final film appearance) was released in the U.S. #OnThisDay in 1933 🎬 Paramount Pictures

I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.

Okay but who at the Onion allowed a crossbar I inside a word in comic-book lettering, I just wanna talk

Thank you, Andy!!! And Good Journey!!

I just backed Hero of The Prophecy #2: The Pro Wrestling Fantasy Is Back! on @kickstarter.com from @jonathanlondon.bsky.social www.kickstarter.com/projects/gee...

It's hard to explain the success of the Absolute line if you're sort of out of touch with modern comics. I've...never seen a line of books perform like this. We're seeing INCREASES in sales 15 issues in. Like, significant increases.

FRANKENSTEIN was sold out. Purely by chance we saw LITTLE AMELIE OR THE CHARACTER OF RAIN, an absolute delight of a film. Visually stunning, charming, a spiritual cousin to MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO. gkids.com/films/little...

This comment means the world! The library is for everyone. For autistic you, ADHD you, dyslexic you, neurodivergent you 💚 It is difficult for some to use a library voice, to whisper. THAT’S OKAY. You belong in the library, we will work together. I admire YOU 😊 Take a look, it’s in a book 💛

ADHD is basically trying to toe a needle-thin line between under/overstimulated. You gotta have three drinks, a snack, youtube, paper to doodle on, and your actual work in there somewhere...but add in a sudden youtube ad or your headphones rubbing your ears the wrong way and suddenly it's TOO MUCH™

One small piece of good news

For everyone at Revenge of Block Party Women in Comix panel wondering how to get @sxbond.bsky.social ‘s book on editing comics

“Work begets work” knowledge from @kellysue.bsky.social at @revengeof_comicsandpinball #comcs

I just backed NOBODY'S PRINCESS #1-4: THE FINAL ISSUE + TPB from @marcusmcneill.bsky.social on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/ody...

Today’s #ObliqueStrategy. TBH, a bit triggering

Two new #Spinosaurus-themed things just arrived at Tet Zoo Towers. Congrats @davehone.bsky.social and @markwitton.bsky.social for the release of what looks like a very well designed book. #dinosaurs

On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable

If the game hits 2am Eastern the score is reset to an hour before and everyone has to repeat exactly what they did to preserve the space time continuum, thems the rules

Online dino chatter has taken a break from Spinosaurus this week to address new developments in the Nanotyrannus controversy. What I love about paleontology: the history of life always tends to be weirder and more diverse than originally assumed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJw1...

It’s First Place to me! 🏆😍

How do you do, fellow kids? I have made a meme.

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

NYC Voters! remember to check your kids’ trick or treat candy for socialism

🧵1/5 BADFUTURECOMICS.com : Announcement 📣 Join us tomorrow for a LIVESTREAM on Instagram to close out the @kickstarter.com campaign for BAD FUTURE, VOL. ONE.