An excellent start, my Sydney boys. 10/10. No notes. 😋😈💋

I must say, watching Begby and Dr Who take down Rupert Murdoch is quite the thing. 💚💋

Me, my Bellini, and a piano man. Too perfect, Sydney. 🥰💚💋

I’m on the move again from tomorrow. 🛩️ I have one evening free in Sydney and one in Canberra. Send me a MILFy love-note if you’d like to romp the night away. 🥰💚💋

Oh god damn - I have to move again! Ahhhhhhh! *shakes fist at universe* This is the 4th time in 3 years. That’s just mean. 😕

May I present … my bestest favourite perfume. Hehehe 😈😉💋

Always at my happiest when dishevelled. 🥰😈💋

I made a decision a while back to post a little less & see what happened. So far, it’s not affected my ‘busy-ness’ but I am getting quite a few questions about whether I’m ok. Lol Seeking a little work/life balance is all I’m doing. A happy, relaxed MILFy leads to excellent romps.

After a loooong overnight flight home from Perth and a big sleep, I’m ready to cause mischief in Melbourne once again. 😈😋💋

Cheers to you all, my Perthlings. 🥰 I’m really enjoying an easy-paced tour this time around and taking my time to rest and enjoy the sunshine … and the lovely bar right near my hotel room. Lol. 💚💋

Bit of old fashioned space horror and a loaded potato from heaven. 🤤 I’m all settled and will be back to my sexy ways tomorrow. It’s been 2 weeks since I’ve worked! Watch out Perth. lol. 😈💋

Um … it’s sunny & warm & kinda nice. This Melbourne girl is a little confused!🤪 I’m here, my Perthlings. Off to settle into my hotel & ready myself for all the naughtiness to cum (😳) I have an opening for next Tuesday evening … Drinks? Dinner? Or straight to Dessert? 😈💋

Ok. Slight change in plans. Due to ongoing sickness in the Swinton household I’ll be arriving on Thursday afternoon now & staying through til next Wednesday (1 Oct). And I have actually had a little space open up for extra MILFy-romps. 😈 See you real soon, my Perthlings. 💚💋

I’ve been battling my way through proper flu this week and it’s been proper awful. Lol But I’m feeling human again and preparing to pack my bags and head to Perth on Tuesday morning. Can’t wait to see you all again. 🥰💚💋

Just laying around, day dreaming about … stuff. Hehe 😈😋💋

Currently in my ‘full MILF’ era. Lol. 🥳😈💋

This butt has been left in the lurch for Friday lunchtime plans (12/09). 😱 Maybe we could do a ‘thing’? 🤔🤭💋

Escaping into the lift after an energetic romp, trying to look all sweet and innocent … … but the hair gives me away. Hehe 🤫😈💋

Feeling frisky? I’m your Huckleberry. 🤠😈💋

Night, night; sleep tight; and have an awesome weekend. 😉😈💋

Is there anything quite so delicious in this life as the feeling of a brand new pair of UGG boots on your tootsies? *happy sigh* 🐑💚💋

It’s a beautiful day for an adventure. 🥰🙏💋

I’ve been having some quiet time this weekend and will be off until Wednesday. But my money-maker & I are now fully engaged until 5th October. I bloody love you guys. 🥰 Your willingness to plan ahead is what makes it possible for me to take time at home without stress. 🙏💋

Fairytale MILFy was a princess for the night. And now it’s time to fly home from never-never land. 🧚🥰💋

My dance card is currently full to bursting until 8 September and let's face it, I’m just spoiled silly. Dinners, movies, concerts and even a cheeky FMTY. 🥰 Thank you to all my gorgeous friends for the efforts you take. 🙏💚💋

This poor bodysuit is failing to contain my magnificent posterior in every way. 😋😈💋

This is your regular PSA: MILFy does not do mornings. I do not work in the mornings. I am not alive in the mornings. Mornings are not a thing. Mornings suck monkey balls. 😝🙃💋

Oh look, this hotel left this mirror perfectly aimed at my bosom. How convenient. Hehe 😋😈💋

Having a couple of lazy days over here. Just heavenly. Back to my naughty selfies tomorrow for you all. 💚💋

Well this is a first …. I’ve just arranged an urgent Uber delivery from Sexyland. 😂😈💋

David Attenborough voiceover: ‘Here we see the MILFy in her natural habitat … frollicking around any unguarded hotel room and performing her mating display.’

Feels like a peachy keen kinda week. 🍑😈💋

Spent my Sunday just laying about. 😋 How about you? 😈💋

Coo-coo-ca-choo 😝😈💋

I’m in the midst of planning my travels for the second half of the year. Perth, Sydney, Brisbane, Canberra. I will only have time to visit each city once until next year and will start contacting my regular friends through the week. Keep an eye out for me. 🥰💚💋

Peek-a-boo, my lovelies. Hope you’re having an awesome day. 💚🥰💋

Bought a new bed - slept like an angel. Woke up bouncing and full of beans. 🥳💚💋

Has been a wonderful, restful couple of weeks but now it’s time to get back to ravishing you all. Lol. Will take things a little slowly for this first week but my dance card still has a few spaces for next week. 🥰💚💋

Do you remember the last time we met? What we ate ... drank ... laughed about? Or how I looked as I kissed you good bye & you crept out the door & back into the real world? Don’t stay away too long. 😈💚💋

Her ‘MILFjesty’ turned 8 today! I’m still on holidays but thought we should celebrate the birth of Charlie and the start of my amazing new life! Thank you to all my lovely friends for all the support and kindness and cuddles. I am a lucky MILFy. 💚🙏💋

MILFy will be waking up to views of the winter beach and trying to spot the cheeky guy frolicking in the broccoli fields for the next little while. 🥰 I’ll be contactable again from 29 July. Take care and see you all soon. 💚💋

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Eh hem … excuse me. 😋😈💋 #outtakes

I’ve finally made it back to Melbourne - thank you Sydney & Canberra for all your love & naughtiness. 😈 I have 3 more working days until holidays! I’ll be away from my phone entirely for 2 whole weeks. If you’re wanting to make plans for shortly after my return on 29/7, please make contact now. 💚💋

Sending MILFy love 💚🥰💋

**Proof of life** MILFy had two big bookings either side of her flight to Canberra but I’ve made it to the capital and am having a wonderful time. It’s time for a little mid-tour rest now so I’m heading back to my bed for Uber Eats brunch and a horror movie marathon. lol. 🥳☺️💋

I’m just gonna bend over like this and see what happens. Hehe 😋😈💋

Hot in the city 🔥😈💋

🎶Baby, you’re mine on a platter, I al-ways get my man 🎵 🫢😈💋

That was not a fun flight. 🤨 But I made it! Hellllooooo Sydney! 👋🏻💚💋