Have been a busy, busy girl both in life and in ‘love’. Have 1 more crazy week ahead then hoping to be able to be more present here once again. Sending lots of love and licks. 😋💚💋

Ooh la la. I adore this new bodysuit. Thank you to the gorgeous man who bought it for me. 🙏💚💋

Hello! I’ve been working away over here setting up my new home & ducking out to see my lovely friends. Ten more days of school holidays & a rush to get us all ready for an important year, plus strength training & a return to yoga - feeling sore but strong. 2026 is gonna be a great year. ☺️💚💋

Drowning in sea of boxes and packing paper over here but still the happiest little mover in town. Lol Usual teething problems but all is being fixed. And I bought a new fancy couch. Oooh la la. Will definitely be back at work on Friday since I am now broke. Haha ☺️💚💋

It is finally moving day!!! Oh it’s going to be a long, long, horrible day - but at the end I will have a million air conditioners, an art studio and a long-term home. Finally.💚 I’ll be off work til next Friday, but I will drop in here to let you know how it’s going. 🥰💋

The bushfire sunset makes Aussie hearts cry. Stay safe, my friends. 💚💋

I grew up on a farm btn Ruffy & Tarcombe in Northern Vic. It is right in the path of the fires moving through the state today. My thoughts are with the incredible ppl who form the CFA (& all the ppl making sandwiches for them lol). Hoping for a wind shift with all my might. 🚒🔥💋

It’s incredibly hard to be sexy in 40+ degree heat. I opted for ‘hippy-chick’. Think I got away with it. Hehe 😈😋💋

Nobody tells you when you become a professional sexy person, how difficult it will be to shave all your bits in a cold shower. 🤣🤪💋

Melbourne summer is most definitely SUMMERING! I don’t like summer - but the dresses are cute. 😋😈💋

I find myself suddenly without a dinner companion for tomorrow evening. Whatever shall I do? 😉💚💋

Hello hello 🥰 I’m still alive & back at work this weekend. Was a wonderful break, though it does feel weird to have been gone so long. How are you all? Did you have a wonderful Chrissy & New Year? I’m sending you all the MILFy love & cuddles to start your 2026 off right. 💚💋

Oh - just a thought while I’m planning my travels for 2026 … Do I have any friends in Newcastle?

Was a bit of a rough run at the end there, but we have made it to the break! I’m genuinely excited for 2026 and what it will hold for us all but for now it’s time to hang out in my civvie clothes & truly rest. I’ll be around on 27/28 Dec & then from 3rd Jan. Here’s to a Merry MilfMas for all. 🎄💚💋

Yay! I have found a house. With 7 air conditioners! Antarctica here I come!! But also - Boo! I caught the flu from the little man for the second time in 2 months. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤪💋

Running around doing ‘moving house’ stuff today. Hopefully I can find a bathroom as nice as this one. 😍💚💋

Having a big week as the run to Christmas gets serious, so I’m sticking with the #MILFysClassicHits for now. Sending sanity to all for the surviving the Christmas Crazies. 🤪😂💋

Day dreaming about the delights of a tropical holiday. 🌴🍍💋

I’m going to organise my first round of travel for 2026 next week as my January is going to be a bit crazy. Will be nice to have those first trips firmly in my diary before the sh*t hits the fan. lol. Perth, Sydney, Brisbane and Canberra - I’ll be in touch. 🥰😈💋

Which bit do you want to kiss first? 😋😈💋 #MILFysClassicHits

Boop ✨ #MILFysClassicHits

Lots of laughter and lots of booty. That’s me. 😇😂💋 #MILFysClassicHits

A MILFy world record!

I’m going to be away visiting lovely people for most of this week, first in Hobart and then in Daylesford. ☺️ So I think it’s time for a few of #MILFysClassicHits We’ll be back to normal programming next weekend. 💚💋

I really have to get my sleeping patterns back under control. I have been keeping vampire hours for years now and it really can’t be good for me. But when I try I just end up laying here, feeling anxious cause I can’t sleep. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Anyway, have a boob. lol. 😴💋

Could you help me with this zip, honey. No, no - zip UP not DOWN. Hehe 😛 😂💋

Daydreaming about all the ChristMILF fun to come. December is not yet full, my lovelies. The best gift you can give is ALWAYS your patronage. 🎄💋

Oh my gosh - I accidentally sent the ‘groceries for dinner’ list to a new friend. Now he thinks we need carrots, zucchinis and crusty bread before any fun will ensue. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂💋

Thinking of offering a new ‘Shakespeare and Sheets’ experience. 😋 Have been spoiled out of my mind lately. Very grateful. 🙏💋

Nothing like a good dose of hedonism to start the weekend. I so love sharing a little food and wine before sharing my bed. 😈🥰💋

I am incredibly grateful for the lovely friends I make along the way. A beautiful sleepover with dinner, theatre, cocktails and … more 😈🙏💋

Had a crazy wonderful 24 hours with lots of naughty company. Drinks, snacks, a visit to an historic estate,and A LOT of dessert was had. I’m taking a little break til Wednesday now to recover. Hehe 😈🥰💋

On my way home after a magnificent visit to Brisbane. Thank you so much to the lovely men who came to see me. 🙏💚 That was my final big trip for 2025, though I still have a couple of quick FMTYs which I’m very excited about. The run up to the end of the year begins. 🥰💋

Trying to work out how to stuff this blanket into my suitcase for the trip home. It’s so beautiful - soft and drapey and huge. Even looks a bit like a gown when I wrap it around myself. 😋😇💋

A little afternoon jaunt to Noosa. I’d never been here before. So pretty. 🥰💚💋

The towel fairy has heaped blessing upon me. *squee* 😋💋

Thank you so much for all your birthday love! I’m feeling very spoiled. I will close my little moving fund tomorrow. To all the wonderful ppl who made a contribution I am sincerely grateful. 🙏💚💋

Time for me to get packing again. I’ll heading for BrisVegas on Sunday for my last big trip of the year. I have one evening free, which seems a bit criminal. lol. Someone should really fix that for me. 😋😈💋

I do love it when my friends offer to take pics for my social media. How did he do? 😋😈💋

It’s time to make your ChrisMILF plans! 🎄 Totally crappy pun, but nonetheless … December is nearly upon us and the MILFy diary is starting to bulge (😳). Let me be the ‘cherry on top’ of your festivus. Hehe 😂😈💋

Ah life … it’s my b’day week & I will be spending packing boxes once again. In lieu of b’day presents, I have made a little ‘moving fund’ - 4 time in less than 3 years is too many moves. You can make a contribution, big, small or even tiny here -> throne.com/swintoncharl...

Slinky black dress ✅ Red lingerie ✅ Thighs that could kill a man ✅ I’m all set. 😋😈💋

Waiting for you to come out of the shower. 😋😈💋

Holy shit Canberra. I’ve been welcomed by a magpie smacking me in the face and then trying to kill me!! lol

On a little adventure this morning - first time driving to Canberra from Sydney. Much more convenient than the plane so far. Though it’s a long, flat and largely featureless road. Lol I’ll see you soon Ken Berhans. 😋💚💋

Damn. Forgot to pack my pants again. 😈😋💋

An excellent start, my Sydney boys. 10/10. No notes. 😋😈💋

I must say, watching Begby and Dr Who take down Rupert Murdoch is quite the thing. 💚💋

Me, my Bellini, and a piano man. Too perfect, Sydney. 🥰💚💋