Oh - just a thought while I’m planning my travels for 2026 … Do I have any friends in Newcastle?

Was a bit of a rough run at the end there, but we have made it to the break! I’m genuinely excited for 2026 and what it will hold for us all but for now it’s time to hang out in my civvie clothes & truly rest. I’ll be around on 27/28 Dec & then from 3rd Jan. Here’s to a Merry MilfMas for all. 🎄💚💋

Yay! I have found a house. With 7 air conditioners! Antarctica here I come!! But also - Boo! I caught the flu from the little man for the second time in 2 months. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤪💋

Running around doing ‘moving house’ stuff today. Hopefully I can find a bathroom as nice as this one. 😍💚💋

Having a big week as the run to Christmas gets serious, so I’m sticking with the #MILFysClassicHits for now. Sending sanity to all for the surviving the Christmas Crazies. 🤪😂💋

Day dreaming about the delights of a tropical holiday. 🌴🍍💋

I’m going to organise my first round of travel for 2026 next week as my January is going to be a bit crazy. Will be nice to have those first trips firmly in my diary before the sh*t hits the fan. lol. Perth, Sydney, Brisbane and Canberra - I’ll be in touch. 🥰😈💋

Which bit do you want to kiss first? 😋😈💋 #MILFysClassicHits

Boop ✨ #MILFysClassicHits

Lots of laughter and lots of booty. That’s me. 😇😂💋 #MILFysClassicHits

A MILFy world record!

I’m going to be away visiting lovely people for most of this week, first in Hobart and then in Daylesford. ☺️ So I think it’s time for a few of #MILFysClassicHits We’ll be back to normal programming next weekend. 💚💋

I really have to get my sleeping patterns back under control. I have been keeping vampire hours for years now and it really can’t be good for me. But when I try I just end up laying here, feeling anxious cause I can’t sleep. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Anyway, have a boob. lol. 😴💋

Could you help me with this zip, honey. No, no - zip UP not DOWN. Hehe 😛 😂💋

Daydreaming about all the ChristMILF fun to come. December is not yet full, my lovelies. The best gift you can give is ALWAYS your patronage. 🎄💋

Oh my gosh - I accidentally sent the ‘groceries for dinner’ list to a new friend. Now he thinks we need carrots, zucchinis and crusty bread before any fun will ensue. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂💋

Thinking of offering a new ‘Shakespeare and Sheets’ experience. 😋 Have been spoiled out of my mind lately. Very grateful. 🙏💋

Nothing like a good dose of hedonism to start the weekend. I so love sharing a little food and wine before sharing my bed. 😈🥰💋

I am incredibly grateful for the lovely friends I make along the way. A beautiful sleepover with dinner, theatre, cocktails and … more 😈🙏💋

Had a crazy wonderful 24 hours with lots of naughty company. Drinks, snacks, a visit to an historic estate,and A LOT of dessert was had. I’m taking a little break til Wednesday now to recover. Hehe 😈🥰💋

On my way home after a magnificent visit to Brisbane. Thank you so much to the lovely men who came to see me. 🙏💚 That was my final big trip for 2025, though I still have a couple of quick FMTYs which I’m very excited about. The run up to the end of the year begins. 🥰💋

Trying to work out how to stuff this blanket into my suitcase for the trip home. It’s so beautiful - soft and drapey and huge. Even looks a bit like a gown when I wrap it around myself. 😋😇💋

A little afternoon jaunt to Noosa. I’d never been here before. So pretty. 🥰💚💋

The towel fairy has heaped blessing upon me. *squee* 😋💋

Thank you so much for all your birthday love! I’m feeling very spoiled. I will close my little moving fund tomorrow. To all the wonderful ppl who made a contribution I am sincerely grateful. 🙏💚💋

Time for me to get packing again. I’ll heading for BrisVegas on Sunday for my last big trip of the year. I have one evening free, which seems a bit criminal. lol. Someone should really fix that for me. 😋😈💋

I do love it when my friends offer to take pics for my social media. How did he do? 😋😈💋

It’s time to make your ChrisMILF plans! 🎄 Totally crappy pun, but nonetheless … December is nearly upon us and the MILFy diary is starting to bulge (😳). Let me be the ‘cherry on top’ of your festivus. Hehe 😂😈💋

Ah life … it’s my b’day week & I will be spending packing boxes once again. In lieu of b’day presents, I have made a little ‘moving fund’ - 4 time in less than 3 years is too many moves. You can make a contribution, big, small or even tiny here -> throne.com/swintoncharl...

Slinky black dress ✅ Red lingerie ✅ Thighs that could kill a man ✅ I’m all set. 😋😈💋

Waiting for you to come out of the shower. 😋😈💋

Holy shit Canberra. I’ve been welcomed by a magpie smacking me in the face and then trying to kill me!! lol

On a little adventure this morning - first time driving to Canberra from Sydney. Much more convenient than the plane so far. Though it’s a long, flat and largely featureless road. Lol I’ll see you soon Ken Berhans. 😋💚💋

Damn. Forgot to pack my pants again. 😈😋💋

An excellent start, my Sydney boys. 10/10. No notes. 😋😈💋

I must say, watching Begby and Dr Who take down Rupert Murdoch is quite the thing. 💚💋

Me, my Bellini, and a piano man. Too perfect, Sydney. 🥰💚💋

I’m on the move again from tomorrow. 🛩️ I have one evening free in Sydney and one in Canberra. Send me a MILFy love-note if you’d like to romp the night away. 🥰💚💋

Oh god damn - I have to move again! Ahhhhhhh! *shakes fist at universe* This is the 4th time in 3 years. That’s just mean. 😕

May I present … my bestest favourite perfume. Hehehe 😈😉💋

Always at my happiest when dishevelled. 🥰😈💋

I made a decision a while back to post a little less & see what happened. So far, it’s not affected my ‘busy-ness’ but I am getting quite a few questions about whether I’m ok. Lol Seeking a little work/life balance is all I’m doing. A happy, relaxed MILFy leads to excellent romps.

After a loooong overnight flight home from Perth and a big sleep, I’m ready to cause mischief in Melbourne once again. 😈😋💋

Cheers to you all, my Perthlings. 🥰 I’m really enjoying an easy-paced tour this time around and taking my time to rest and enjoy the sunshine … and the lovely bar right near my hotel room. Lol. 💚💋

Bit of old fashioned space horror and a loaded potato from heaven. 🤤 I’m all settled and will be back to my sexy ways tomorrow. It’s been 2 weeks since I’ve worked! Watch out Perth. lol. 😈💋

Um … it’s sunny & warm & kinda nice. This Melbourne girl is a little confused!🤪 I’m here, my Perthlings. Off to settle into my hotel & ready myself for all the naughtiness to cum (😳) I have an opening for next Tuesday evening … Drinks? Dinner? Or straight to Dessert? 😈💋

Ok. Slight change in plans. Due to ongoing sickness in the Swinton household I’ll be arriving on Thursday afternoon now & staying through til next Wednesday (1 Oct). And I have actually had a little space open up for extra MILFy-romps. 😈 See you real soon, my Perthlings. 💚💋

I’ve been battling my way through proper flu this week and it’s been proper awful. Lol But I’m feeling human again and preparing to pack my bags and head to Perth on Tuesday morning. Can’t wait to see you all again. 🥰💚💋

Just laying around, day dreaming about … stuff. Hehe 😈😋💋