I’m sporadically answering questions over on Instagram. 😇 ngl.link/thealicegrey...

I can’t stay at this hotel again on principle, you guys. The principle: 😳😂

Am I doing it right? 🤔

I’ve been stuck in ‘serious uni student land’ for so long, I’ve forgotten how to be a hot girl on the internet. What are the babes doing? What have I missed? Send help! 😱

I’ve been absent lately! Some recent highlights Pasta and indulgent afternoons with @swintoncharlie.bsky.social Lunchtime shenanigans Insulating my house Planning interstate travel Prepping for placement Lamb meatballs with @violetwellsxox.bsky.social Becoming an aunty Life is busy, but great. ❤️

I've given myself a 'long weekend' after being a very busy bee. I have emails to do, and will get onto those on Monday. ❤️

Sydney, you’ve been asking @swintoncharlie.bsky.social and I to travel together for years. We finally made it happen, and had an absolute blast! Thank you for being so good to us. ❤️

I am going to make this happen, albeit with slightly amended dates. Will be in touch tomorrow for those who have already reached out. ❤️

Can’t come to Sydney, my jeans are being held hostage! 😋😂

I'm tempted to visit Perth from July 9-11, before semester 2 starts. Care to join me?

Hell hath no panic like a masters student with a deadline, who cant complete her research proposal without a key piece of information that can’t be accessed because the website is down… or something like that.

Interested parties might like to know that @swintoncharlie.bsky.social and I have time together in Sydney on the 11th. 😉😇

Proof of life 😋😘

If you’ve ever wanted to see Charlie and I together in Sydney, you should *definitely* check your inbox and junk mail. 😇

I’m feeling a little under the weather, and will do my best to clear my inbox by tomorrow. Thank you for your patience ❤️

Rules I like to live by: Pay my mortgage fortnightly, not monthly Automate bills, savings & investments 3L of water per day Strength training for bone density Pat the dogs Tip service staff Laugh often Bang on the first date 😇

May the 4th be with you, friends! 🤓

Could it be... I'm up to date on my emails?! I found quite a few in my junk mail, so please reach out if I've missed you. xxx

In preparation to watch the film, I’ve just finished the audiobook of Project Hail Mary and I think this might be one of my favourite books of all time.

I miss getting up to no good! I *hope* to have some flexibility to tour in four weeks or so, but the University Gods aren’t at all forthcoming (yet). Hang in there. I’m certainly trying. ❤️

Thank you SO much for the birthday love today! I’m treating myself to a nice dinner after a day of classes. Feeling extremely spoilt. ❤️🥂

It’s my birthday on Friday! I’ve updated my Throne with some treatos for anyone wanting to share some birthday love. 32 is going to look very good on me. 💚

POV: I’m working on an assignment in bed, and you offer to make me another coffee. 🐶☕️

FYI ❤️

The Artemis II launch was a smoother commute than most people have. 😆🚀

I’ve slipped up to Brisbane for a few days, and am -very- much enjoying the break. 😉

I’m officially off school for two weeks! Although I can’t travel in this break, I can definitely get up to no good. 😇 Available in Melbourne from April 3rd.

Good morning to everyone except the end of lease cleaners who did such a poor job that I’m back here cleaning instead of having fun. 🥺

Something I’ve noticed in my inbox recently is people emphasising elements (service/time/date) of their inquiries in bold text. Clear formatting makes me VERY happy, but this is reading a bit like AI and so I haven’t been responding. Please reach out again if I was mistaken. 😊

It’s settlement day! 🥳🥳

Sometimes the best way to decompress after a long day of class involves having a wine or two with @swintoncharlie.bsky.social , and sometimes it involves a threesome. Luckily for me, last night I got to have both. 😈

Proof of life. 😘

It’s taking me a couple of days to respond to inquiries at the moment, and I’m very sorry. Life is bonkers, but I’m not ignoring anyone. ❤️

This might be one of my favourite pictures of myself, and I never know if I can post it online because the Social Media Gods might disapprove. 😋💙

I’m not a domme and certainly don’t have a dominant bone in my body, but my god I would give anything for a helpful sub to come and pack boxes for me while I study. 😋

I’ve been entirely distracted by my studies and House Things, and the chaos of it all has me craving a little bit of downtime. I’m looking forward to taking a restful moment or two this weekend! 😉🥂

Over 30 sex workers thread! Quote with pic and age 32 (almost) 😋

Good morning and happy weekend from a tired but very content redhead. I’ve had some wonderful interactions between classes, and my heart is feeling very full! ❤️

So sorry to have dropped off the radar after sharing a minor bombshell. Happy is recovering well, I’m packing to move house, and masters has started! If anyone needs me, I’ll probably be reaching for help from beneath a pile of readings. ❤️

Raise your hand if you’ve ever had a hot date scheduled for Valentine’s Day, booked a nice hotel, bought a nice bottle of wine, cleaned your strap on harness, and then your dog (who can eat license plates and be fine) eats rat bait and needs to go to the vet. 🙋🏼‍♀️

GUYS MY PACKAGE FROM @alicegrey.bsky.social IS HERE! Thank you to the darlings who sponsored me to raid this babes lingerie collection, I’m obsessed with the pieces I snagged. ❤️❤️

Hey Melbourne peeps! Does anyone have a recommendation for an end of lease cleaner who works in the inner northern suburbs? Thank you! 💕

Back in the trap bar for the first time in a LONG time, and felt strong with this bodyweight set! 💪🏻

I’m feeling proud, excited, and a little terrified to share that I’m now a homeowner! This has been a long time coming, and I am SO grateful for all of the support I’ve received along the way. 🏠❤️

Happy 8th birthday Pinot! 🥳🐱

Do I know any other visual artists on here? I have a bunch of exhibition space left for SMUTCLUB and am looking for people who want to show/sell their art!

A rare grumpy post: There is nothing I hate more than putting a grown adult back in the shower. I hate doing it, they get embarrassed, and we’re both set up for failure. Yet, it happens so often. Please wash your bits and any surrounding hair after using the bathroom. 🤗

Have been a busy, busy girl both in life and in ‘love’. Have 1 more crazy week ahead then hoping to be able to be more present here once again. Sending lots of love and licks. 😋💚💋

I’m still shocked by the warm reception this received! There’s about half of these items remaining, including some vintage AP pieces, if anyone is interested. Link is in my linktree. 🥰