Everyone is trying to kill me with shellfish

Whatever happened to being FAT

O rite my whole family is on glp-1s or gym fanatics now so we dont eat ever

scp-067: 67 kid analog horror

state of philadelphia

Little brother's girlfriend brought me 3 large cold brews from dunkin

I'm going to jump into the Schuylkill

Seeing your mentor give up everything that made you admire them really SUCKS

transgender for everybody

Music only needs 2 notes. 3 if you count the occasional octave

New Year's resolution (as always) is to get hotter and to make more music. Also acquire an oversized suit with shoulder pads

They're putting me into a meat grinder at work

Girl I'm so glad we're acquainted

Think of my vagina as a vase

New employee has worked only 5 shifts and I've given them 3 perfume samples already

DJs should be fat and quirked up

Perfect version of eusexua is just perfectly 11 times

morning bloghaus show on WPRB is trying to kill me

self*care by sega bodega

Therapy dog handler confirmed gay guy

Being asked to report stats I don't have access to should I quit

ramona x bethenny doomed yuri

I hate being a manager

Well

700 trade keeps being the first person to view my stories

How many seal pics can one person have

DJ DJ Booth - Heaven (A. G. Cook Remix)

Fugly sneakers on sale are gonna kill me

Going to the Shunk Party

Filled with soft breads

I want to consume a large amount of baked goods, specifically soft breads

Cunty live set

I love when I take a nap and wake up ready to ***

Engaging in ethical feederism

please welcome to the stage lebrikizumab-lbkz

My boyfriend

I may have gotten sick by going out this past weekend but I may be helping produce a drag show now

The real illness is the friends we made along the way

Reheating Alias when the Basement Jaxx, Boys Noize, & LSDXOXO remixes already exist

Trying to find a community of fellow owners of heckin chonky pupperinos! LOL!!

There is a huge stain on my shirt I didn't notice give me one reason not to end it all

HUUUUUGE DANNY

I meant for my EP not another degree

Sent a work email with the word "cunctionality" in it

Boss asked what I was listening to and I had to tell her Martyn Bootyspoon

Give me my masters

boyfriend is going to come home to me blasting footwork again

Secondhand synth market is fucked rn