In 2015 I worked with a guy that tried to convince me the earth was hollow and I just laughed at him. It's 2025 and now I'm realizing all these agartha memes are from the hollow earth theory and I'm just laughing my ass off at the concept but so confused that people believe this fr

The fact that out of all the sci fi movies to be applied to reality in my lifetime I didn't expect we'd hit minority report by the time I was in my 30s 💀💀

You know what grinds my gears ever so slightly? Whenever anyone refers to denatured proteins on the top of like soup as "impurities", it rly gives the wrong idea about what cooking does to people further gives people the idea that their food is unsafe bc they need to get rid of "impurities"

Mantra for the week Being self deprecating is being self centered so get out of it

The one thing that has saddened as I've grown older is the reason that most adults are very punitive when it comes to ideals of work and schooling, is simply because shit was bad for them and they don't want things to be better for anyone else bc they else

Just had a coffee and cigarette for the first time in years..... Damn this shit nice lol 🤣

Bro I'm eating wings at the club

Idk why but this shit is killing me

Bro I'm eating wings at the club

hittin my cat daddy for the rest of this year lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRwZ...

Just did a shot of bitters with the homie 🤣

Tomorrow's show with @djgirl.bsky.social and Mystery Fruit broadcast from Spkrbox in Detroit, MI from 7pm - 10pm. Tune in at www.313.fm/listen-live :)

I got a job offer! It pays $20 an hour! They want to hire me!!! In March 😭😭😭

You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.

Honestly have any left wing ppl decided to talk like a Baptist preacher and dumb down their beliefs to a 6th grade reading level as a method of conveying messages? Bc deadass that's all that seems these evangelical crackpots do and they rake in cash

The more I play dota 2, the more I realize why so many Soviet soldiers died during world war 1 and 2

Putting rso on a hotdog just to feel something

I hate this world I want to be gone already

Truly I do not like this world because it does not speak to me, but all the gays of the past are the ones that have given me hope and I hope I give hope to people in the same way

I'm really proud to be gay bro, watched defying gravity and honestly I feel better, I never thought I'd swoon over a romance movie til today and that's just because romance movies never spoke to me at all

One of my favorite aspects about clubbing honestly is the fact that there's always gunna be someone playing some old ass shit at the club on an off day

It will forever fuck me up that gamergate probably holds as much political weight as like Milton Friedman when it comes to the shaping of modern politics

idk why this track just popped into my head but i miss this era lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT7V...

Anyone else have a weirdo bathroom cat? Anyone else have a cat that just really loves the bathroom? Just me? Ok

@glorbis.bsky.social Lol look what I found at the library today

I have cptsd for sure, how do I know? I rly fucking start crying the second these workbooks n shit name my exact issue

you know chicago has gone downhill bc u cant even get 1200 a month rent in garfield park anymore 💀

Bro if Hitler died today half the US would condem the other half for celebrating

out of money again and i still need around £200 to last me to the end of this month where i hope but am not fully certain i'll be paid again

beginning to suspect i underestimated how much of fascism is enthusiastically underwritten in advance by capital just like, as a bet on future returns

Absolutely no one asked for this but I made a sequential poster for the 9/11 footwork video just in time for the holidays put it in your house, let it take over your space, and god bless the room it's in! www.redbubble.com/i/poster/9-1...

This is who they are mourning as a terrible loss to the conservative movement and to the American conversation - in his own words:

It's crazy that people want us to feel bad for a man that literally said empathy is weakness, consent is a grey area, and that deaths need to happen in order to protect the second amendment.

Hollow point USA

Translated some Russian in dota 2 for the first time

Ok flint is a real city, it's built like one it's not like they just plopped an interstate in the middle of a village

Theres no Pennsylvanian rapper named All-Tuna?? wtf

i found some fake buffs at the club?????

lmao

i cannot wait for the massive expose about how this site is 60% blue maga bots

I hate music, it's got too many notes

I'm actually dropping something on Bandcamp Friday bc I neeeeeed money bc I'm finally buying an xdj

I'm loud as fuck at the bank rn

Detroit is lit as fuck for the sole reason that they still have all the old timer burger spots still and most of them are to this day 24 hours

Went to telway burger at 7am lmao 😂

How does one going about getting a bleep mix?

My job is having me pull up to a Kroger rn 💀 I know it ain't the grow op but I'd like to imagine they got the gelato growing on the second floor

I yam stoned as fuck and reading Cambodian recipes I crave the pounded veggies

I am 1/5 on this 5 day gauntlet of harvesting and manicuring this week and it's gunna be so awful 😞 until payday 🤑🤑

"having a rat girl dinner! 😀" And it's deadass what an Albanian dad eats for lunch 💀💀