It’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com uses examples for credit, @achangeofpants.bsky.social becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social’s Grandma won’t let him jack it!

Water in the fire WHY?! On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social gets caught up in the crossfire, @bobvids.com steps on some fire coral, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers Cthulhu!

We need that Heimlich! On this special bonus episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social jams on an egg sandwich, @achangeofpants.bsky.social says goodbye to Ganon, and @bobvids.com rots in hell!

Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social gives expert testimony, @bobvids.com deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter!

a high honor for @youcantscare.me - thanks to everyone who enjoys it!

R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com finds a cursed audiobook, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers bugs at work, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming!

Day #40: Goosebumps (1995)

What's that sound? It's @youcantscare.me hosts @tomatograndpa.bsky.social , @bobvids.com , and @achangeofpants.bsky.social all huddled under a blanket fort, telling each other tales of R.L. Stine! They do look a bit different, though...

In Slither (2006) at a 50 minutes 26 seconds a child can be seen reading a copy of Goosebumps book You Can't Scare Me! A fate at least comparable to having an alien slug eat your brain. Her sister is reading The Girl Who Cried Monster." I'm about 99% sure Night in Terror Tower is on the nightstand.

If you want some hilarious goosebumps chat @youcantscare.me is perfect!

I just wanna point out that this is the first episode I've listened to that made absolutely zero mention of "trouble fluid" and I listened to it twice to make sure.

@youcantscare.me @bobvids.com holy hell check this out bleedingcool.com/collectibles...

I’ve got a playthrough of Escape from Horrorland for ya: youtu.be/FyJJKFndjEg

It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, @achangeofpants.bsky.social learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into @bobvids.com's DMs!

Spoilers for a future episode of @youcantscare.me but I can't stop thinking about how the Horrorland Horrors, as depicted in the original Goosebumps merchandise, exude such powerful "masc-presenting" energy.

just finished the recording session for our new 'one day at horrorland' episode. runtime: 4 hours and 30 minutes

we're gonna make a life mistake and read the goosebumps book 'one day at horrorland' live on stream right now! swing by, we need company twitch.tv/bobvids

Experiencing some late night existential dread, what better time to begin reading the next Goosebumps entry. You know the bar is in the gutter when you are thankful that the story actually starts in the first chapter.

Is the McDonalds milkshake machine always broken because they still haven’t recovered from making all the mud?

*sigh* reset the sign, fellas

bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social ponders how one throws a bee, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and @bobvids.com discovers what mud monsters are really made of! open.spotify.com/episode/4vtv...

Folks I know I'm biased, but this is a very, very good episode of YCSM. Stay til the end and hear us actually lose our minds.

Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com has a bad dream, @achangeofpants.bsky.social writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social gets a phone call! open.spotify.com/episode/2k0u...

HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social lets out an exasperated sigh, @bobvids.com can't find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social can't stop screaming! open.spotify.com/episode/05DM...

A reminder that You Can't Scare Me is also here if you need to listen to several adults grapple with children's media for 2+ hours at a time.

Beware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social gives practical advice for dealing with cops, @bobvids.com becomes Ceam Taptain, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social desperately wishes that Pokémon were real! open.spotify.com/episode/0Ekl...

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com recalls years of terrible school lunches, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social remembers his catchphrase, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social doesn't care about customs! open.spotify.com/episode/5VbS...