Double entry accounting

This is exactly what I'm into

Him feeling like he was pushed out over this doesn’t make it true, it just makes him kind of a bitch who couldn’t stand up for his own beliefs

Idk how to talk about how successfully I've been dating without sounding like I'm bragging but I really just can't believe how easy it is when you're honest and transparent and can pull up a recent, non-reactive STI screening result.

I meet the best whites at my local Jamaican restaurant. It is not lost on me that a black woman has facilitated one of the best spots in town for growing community and there isn't even any seating

The funniest thing about talking politics in public is people who say they’re not political but spew only right wing talking points. I told this one dude you in are in fact political you’re just not politically well informed

If I could be reincarnated as anyone I think I would choose Flavor Flav

incels have no clue the joys they are missing out on and i am so sad for them

Nothing about Kamala being in the epstein files huh?

Went to the library today to read, the event room was packed with people. They were there to watch a 92 year old retired history professor who decided he wanted to do a stand up comedy set for the first time ever. He did a great job and it was really inspiring to see him try something new at his age

Is Gisele ever going to divorce Fetterman?

How do yall keep a roster of more than two? I'm unemployed and can still barely keep up

I don't see how I'll ever meet my breadwinning wife without moving to a larger city

the minute the fb algorithm clocks you as a straight man it immediately sets about trying to destroy your life & endanger those around you

I love listening to music on my speakers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They had their own fucking show and still can't stop fucking bitching. Notice a pattern? They have all 3 branches of government, still bitching. They have the racist president they wanted, still bitching. They have an open hunt for black and brown people. Still bitching. Oh. My. God. Fuck off.

its hilarious when people talk about double texting being a red flag. i have ADHD and a lot of shit to say so keep up

The head yall are giving was created in a lab

What was happening with blowjobs while I was in a 6 year relationship? These women are on a whole new level

How are women so beautiful? Sometimes I can't tell if I have a problem or if I am just a perfectly healthy 30 year old man.

Summer me and Winter me are two completely different people with absolutely no overlapping goals and dreams.

I reached 150 hours of Spanish input this week. I think I know about 1,500 words so far.

Leftists are so dumb wtf

Bovino deserves prison-at best- for a lot of reasons, and one of those reasons is that he is making us look at those fucked up teeth when he definitely has enough money to fix them.

How many Zohran Mamdanis are there? With how much content I'm seeing of this guy it feels like there are at least three of him.

I offer a very simple challenge to absolutely everyone in the quotes and replies shit-talking this post and continuing to blame the Dems: Go to Minneapolis right now, and explain to as many citizens who've been terrorized by ICE as possible why, in your eyes, both parties are the same.

So does our government actually own a 10% stake in Intel? What happened with that?

Don't blame Democrats for doing what they think is right... blame Republicans for doing what they know is wrong

The only reason we're alive is to eat fruit imo

Many Americans are terrible neighbors to each other, and that is why MN is striking everyone as extraordinary activism... when they are telling us that it is not. They're good neighbors! It's no wonder that "being a shitty neighbor" is the hallmark of our domestic politics and our foreign policy.

Ikdmfr

Does porn pay well for men? How do I get into that?

I'm not 35 yet but I meet the rest of the criteria

Chicago set the tone. Minneapolis wants us all to hold their beer. I am impressed once again.

The Online Left is an accurate name because that's the only place these weirdos exist. The self proclaimed communists I meet in real life actually knew voting for Kamala was necessary even if it didn't get them their ideal society overnight.

I can't wait for my kombucha delivery on Monday. I ran out on Wednesday😩

Hi guys! CBS “News” blatantly lied to us about the fictitious “internal injuries” of Jonathan Ross to help spread propaganda for the admin. That should piss you off.

So here’s the thing….. This bed is far too cozy right now. 🥺

My slut phase is going well

Good morning to everyone who voted for Kamala Harris.

Kristi Noem has been a complete and total failure at her job. She has violated her oath and has allowed ICE agents to terrorize our communities. That’s why I’m joining @robinkelly.house.gov in calling for her impeachment. We deserve better, she’s gotta go.

Lmfao it's crazy how dumb you have to be to be a nazi

Something that I realized since acquiring Spanish is how much English I haven't fully acquired. I realized I got to a comfortable level of communication skills in my native language and stopped learning. It has been interesting to become aware of that through the acquisition of a new language.

We're at war whether y'all wanna accept it or not. May as well start bringing weapons to the protests because they have made it clear you aren't safe without them

I told this girl I have a skincare routine and she made sure I'm not married💀💀

Pete Sessions says if you exercise your first amendment rights, you should be shot in the face multiple times in front of your spouse and dog This is the mainstream Republican position.

I'm happy to see the rest of the world isn't willing to normalize CSAM like 1/3 of Americans are

make me president and i promise to make matcha lattes $1