Hopefully more people begin to understand that the evangelical, maga right isn't denying climate change. They're rooting for it. They believe in the bible and they want to see Revelations happen in our lifetime.

Senator Lich may have spent his career feasting on the souls of the unfortunate but he took the same oath of office I did and bound his soul to the same kind of senatorial phylactery. May he rest in peace on the immaterial plane of suffering to which all senatorial souls are bound.

Fuck I just realized I left my baking sheet under my oven all the way in ohio.

I would've loved to love Platner but I'm 30 now and I learned from my mistake with Fetterman to listen to black women

Idk why they're trying to replace Platner with someone else, the left made it too clear that they can't vote for someone who they didn't have a primary for.

They hit Mitch McConnell with the heart attack gun, a spry 84 year old lich doesn't just have a cardiac event and become brain dead out of nowhere

I offered to marry my friend so he could have good health insurance on the condition that he go to therapy at least twice a month and start practicing building relationships and community outside of his workplace and he hesitated lmao. Its so embarrassing being friends with men

Moving to chicago at the end of this month for what I think is an awesome job! My health insurance is so great I can't even qualify for an HSA.

This was an amazing and powerful documentary PBS just dropped. It really covers the Jim Crow era thoroughly as well youtu.be/I2_GVDDo0N8?...

I got a job in Chicago (:

Remember how united everyone was against Bloomberg when he ran for mayor? That was this country's final moments in a state of terminal lucidity.

Yesterday I got to translate between my bus driver and a passenger who didnt speak English to help her get to her correct stop. I'm so happy

I haven't even started advertising my ebike rental business but I had to publish my website to set up my Stripe account and im already getting people reaching out to inquire about rentals. I'mso excited!

Im using AI more than I ever have before to prep for a 2nd interview for a job that I will never have to use AI for. Wish me luck on this interview on Thursday!

TMZ is about to become part of the Ellison dynasty soon if my pattern recognition is any good

What kind of ebike does AOC ride?

This administration is just a huge advertisement for why diversity, equity and inclusion are important to the function of a healthy society.

Me before dinner: god will wipe the intolerable filth from the face of this wicked earth Me after shoveling hamburger grease down my gullet: all men are brothers

Its a shame I dont come across republican senators in my daily life

We're still getting shocked by this guy?

Sometimes I can't believe how great my resume is

I have an interview for a tax auditor role for a state gov next week

The trump regime is running out of women to fire. Oh no!!

I watched Nope last night. That was my first Jordan Peele movie and it was sooo good!!!

Last time I started a business i was always nervous someone would want to copy my business model. After two years of business advising I now know that few are able to even if they want to

Look what can happen when you work WITH the employees within government agencies instead of terrorizing them. Gov workers know where the waste is, they also know it's been designed that way as compromises so repubs can always point to gov inefficiency and waste when they campaign

trump is the only person in this country that thinks we're doing well against Iran

Ive wanted to start an ebike rental business for years. If it looks like im not going to find a decent job—which is becoming increasingly likely— I may just pull the trigger on that this year. What better time to do it than during the current economic tension?

Everyone when they’re talking to the price of oil

We need a Trojan horse but in the shape a 12 year old girl that we can use to infiltrate the white house. When everyone falls asleep and trump inevitably tries to get inside of it, then our soldiers attack.

I want to starrt my own accounting firm just so I can name it Solvent Green Accounting. Let me hide your dead bodies.

I don't think you can proclaim to be left of anything if you have more smoke for the Black Woman than the dude with the nazi tattoo

I can never remember the difference between sheep and bee in spanish

Real people actually think Kamala would've started a war with Iran? Or done any of the shit trump has done? Where do we go from here?

I enjoy the overuse of generative AI because it has made me feel like my mediocre writing finally has some value in this world

Heres the thing. Most of us shitlibs are pragmatic progressives. We actually do have lefist views but we’re not going to take them with a side of racism and antisemitism . We also don’t want pie in the sky bills that are never going to pass. www.axios.com/2026/03/18/t...

Let's get together to round up trump and present him as a peace offering to Iran. Its so simple

@sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social got the front page of reddit www.reddit.com/r/fixedbythe...

Leftist get mad when Black people say it, maybe it’ll register since he’s telling you.

Damn you for making me learn this today!

Lmfao how did i miss that data centers are now potential targets for Iran? Tha k you God

Also if Iran killz trump what does that signal about God's plan to the death cult?

In 10 years I've only capitalized trumps name like once or twice on accident. It's a small form of resistance

If Iran takes out trump I will convert to Islam

Yay my fav is sleeping over on Monday! (:

Right now im reading Red Rising. I love a book that has me laughing and finding myself on the edge of my seat. So well done!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=R5qZ... This series has been so great for my spanish acquisition. Highly recommend

How do I get eye shadow out of my silk pillowcase?

It turns out that electing the pedophile was bad, who could’ve seen that one coming