the worms

oh boy the haters’ll hate this one

the urge to be super annoying on here about my malewife

fellas if your man: has identity issues ✔️ overcompensates for everything ✔️ is pathetic as fuck ✔️ is obsessive and can't keep even one healthy relationship ✔️ has every mental illness ✔️ is a princess ✔️ is sopping wet ✔️ then that is NOT your man. he is mine >:(

Me everyday disassociating cause there is no other option

oh no no no i am NOT crying about a fictional character i am NOT.

not now baby mommys drawing problematic content that will never see the light of day

i start thinking about the character and i get like this

my gooner malewife

the hottest thing a man can be is submissive to a woman send skeet

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Dropping out from uni to focus on yaoi

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imagining the character so hard i get dizzy with glee

i love my newest obsession my lil dude cupcake muffin baby cakes *gets shot in the forehead three times*

cursing you with the curse

my hot evil malewife who keeps doing things wrong and fucking shit up and also sucks so bad

did the intelligence test. it came back negative 😌

gonna sleep like 2 hrs fuuuuck moi life

i could post the all day all night copypasta again

arakdy-oomf disapproves of my marriage...

sex with the fictional character. you agree

the bait is too potent

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pass me the ball gag and THEN we’ll talk

i forget so easily i am like a fish

do you guys wanna be on my suicide letter? i think it would be pretty cool if you got a special mention on the letter. like shoutout to this guy. almost made it all bearable

it really is like. your emotional pain is so big. you feel like you should be hurting physically too. even if you ALREADY have other SEPARATE physical issues

“my lightning powers beat your explosion powers deidara!!!” me in elementary school at recess pretending to be a witch with my friends

downright awful mood

i want to tear my skin out

new oomfs when i post about killing myself FEAR NOT. this is typical arkady behavior. it happens every time i have to go to work. don’t tell me to get a new job i probably never will. believe it

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kitten this kitten that. kitten want a break from it all

i think we should die a horrible death together

arkadyception…

vodka

women can't get wet. not if i keep drying them with my magic towel faster than they can accumulate moisture

MY GARLIC

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

do you ever close your eyes and immediately get a tingle and feel like you're gonna fall and get dizzy

tired today

imagine paying for anything in discord. anything at all.