picks you up and spins you around gently

the 17 crows have unionised

me n the skinwalker are gonna catch up on some sleep gn

oh boy the haters’ll hate this one

oh boy the fans’ll love this one

bot tan speech bubble

as self elected twink supreme i propose hard labour as punishment

laying in bed with eyes closed but not falling asleep and just thinking really hard is crucial to my sanity

@ghostzzz.bsky.social carrying my acc for some reason

oestrogen blast

i am twink supreme

my house is slowly morphing into various basic 3d shapes over the course of several days

Good nomming

what are you some kinda bird

mr government give me £100000000000000 pls

using pavlovian conditioning to give myself every single kink

life is good when your sole news source is the onion

searching for sex on temu

malmalpractice is too long any nickname suggestions???

Dropping out from uni to focus on yaoi

hnghhhhgnnhgfhh.,,,fhjnhhhhhhhlemonnnghhhnnn

sinking my vampiric fangs into a lemon i’ll tell you how it goes

nghhhh i wanna mild-hornypost on main but only 50% of oomfs will enjoy

pepsiman took my soul in a deal and put a fraction of it into every pepsi

support indie animators or i WILL make your harvest fail

noooooo i dont want trump to be bisexual he’s not one of us

political update: gay?

cavitymaxxing eating a bowl of straight buttercream rn

i’m so thankful nobody’s leaked proof that i’m a scorpion yet

i wrote some jpop for fun and now i feel like a japanese teenager

for new years i want girls in suits

for christmas i want boys in dresses

save me and then carry me around affectionately in your mandibles

chinese gangsta high school

cursing you with the curse

are oomfs Bony Spirits or Fleshy Souls??

spooketh

you have no proof even ask my accomplices

if someone said “what do you say to the people who think the list is fake?” to trump he’d probably just leak all the info himself.

lol imagine being stabbed by two homeless guys in an alley couldn’t be me

some fucker tried to trade me 11 chickens for 3 oxes 😂😂😂

grammatical-formatcore

biomechanically engineering myself to play circus music when getting erections

they exposed me to a large amount of radiation

hey it’s me MR. BREAST welcome back to the channel

guys i’m getting political now: what the fuck

if you stand in this circle for 100 days you get to keep the circle

woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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