this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

Is it just me or does this nerd have the Tzimisce clan symbol on his arm? (also, put those arms away, sir, you're too powerful as it is, as evidenced by the second screenshot). #critcalrole #occtis

Okay I am 1000% aware of what Nosferatu in VtM look like. I have PLAYED Nosferatu. I am AWARE that Jasper looks nothing like Alex Ward in pale makeup, contacts, and vampire fangs. But Jasper could still GET IT. Not a hear me out. A HOLD ME BACK. #vtm #LAbynight #clannosferatu #jasper

My TikTok-riddled, degenerate brain is playing VtM: Bloodlines 2 and replacing the lyrics to that one TikTok sound/song as "I've always liked to play with Phyre." Because damn, my Phyre is HOT like burning. 🥵 #vtmb2 #vampirethemasquerade #vtm #phyre #lasombraphyre #malephyre

Actually, now that I think about it, there's a distinct possibility Rosie knows as well. #hazbinhotel #alastor #teamalastorhasatail

My bestie and I decided there are 2-3 people in hell who ACTUALLY know whether or not Alastor has a tail. 1) Niffty: bc she seems to See All. 2) Velvette: bc she pried it out of him after the news story. 3) Husk: BUT only if he does have one bc they were drunk and bitching about tails. #Alastor

Okay, but did they have to make Angel look THAT hot while Vox was electrocuting him? #hazbinhotel #angeldust #vox

A comprehensive list of what I’m thankful for this holiday season 😮‍💨 #HazbinHotel #Alastor #Lucifer #radioapple

So many people asking how Alastor got free of his deal... THINK a little about how royalty and lines of succession work. #hazbinhotel #hazbinspoilers #spoilers

fantastic take from my [platonic] wife

It’s actually crazy just how fat they made his ass this season JESUS CHR- *gunshot*

Alastor desperately trying to claw his way to the antagonist role and getting dragged back into allyship with the protagonists by his ankles. "NOOO I AM DARKNESS! I AM TERROR! I CRAVE BLOODSHED AND LUST FOR POWER JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER BEAST- UNHAND ME!" "BUT WE LOVE YOU!" "DISGUSTING!"

I keep thinking about Vox calling Al his "bottomest bitch". We saw the flashback, too, Vincent. Don't pretend you wouldn't be face down ass up the moment Alastor said the word 'go'. #hazbinhotel #vox #radiostatic #notmyotp

I've seen some ppl be like SPAIN/MEXICO ISN'T AN ISLAND! Okay, somewhat in Vox's defense here. Val is probably of Puerto Rican descent. The Spanish he's speaking sounds like Puerto Rican dialect (though I'm no expert)... which IS an island. I mean, Vox is still a piece of shit tho... #hazbinhotel

cunty Al entering group chat like: #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelseason2

I honestly love how feral (the not crazy portion of) the Hazbin Hotel fandom is right now. We're not okay in a good way. #hazbinhotel #alastorishavingablast #luciferscake

Rewatching Hellsing. Alucard has arms so long his knuckles practically drag the ground. Magic Length Changing Hair. Takes fashion tips from Carmen San Diego. Has a grin that makes The Joker envious. And went to the Vash the Stampede School of Gun Safety and Buffoonery. Why is he so hot? #hellsing

I just realized that MOST of the people and/or tags I follow all have something to do with the Hellaverse, Critrole, VtM, Jayvik, and teratophilia. That probably says all you need to know about me. #helluvaboss #hazbinhotel #criticalrole #vtm #monstersarehot #jayvik

Yeah, no, that tracks.

As the only female(ish) person in my Discord D&D campaign, I sometimes forget The Boys don't know about things like chrome nail powder. Then I have to explain what that is after they ask WHY I'm complaining about being covered in holo craft herpes. But my nails look amazing. 💅 #nails #idomyown #D&D

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

I've spent 10+ years coming up with plots and characters, and trying to write even one book. Some ideas are older than others, of course, but one thing remains the same. A blank document. Until now. I just finished chapter five of my first draft. #author #urbanfantasy #wishmeluck

Donald Trump is a clown and anyone who supports him is a clown. This country is a fucking clown show.

LOL literally me all the time

I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya

My roommate and I got drunk on Thanksgiving and decorated the “tree”. We have prefered to use Hank the Wonder Moose (we know he’s an elk) as our tree ever since we got him. #christmas #taxidermy #trophy #drunkdecorating #mehsinging #parody

It is insane how big a choke hold the Hellaverse has on my autism. #helluvaboss #hazbinhotel #hellaverse

I have so many feels about the new episode of Helluva Boss... SO MANY. #helluvaboss #nospoilers #hellaverse

If you voted for Trump you are a traitor. Regardless of who or what you are. You could be gay, trans, a person of color, a cis woman, a cis man, a white person of any gender or lack thereof. It doesn't matter. YOU. ARE. A. TRAITOR. Trump is not a patriot. He is a warlord.

100% agree and, quite frankly, if you try to justify a person who voted for a candidate who ran a campaign based on the feral hatred of trans people like myself then fuck you.