e-girl and her podcaster boyfriend

Staring at a sugar-free Red Bull like it's the monolith from 2001.

@flynnjeux.bsky.social Do you think this inspired that big Sigma head in Mega Man X2?

Jared Leto is being put down (Source: tinyurl.com/3u4dtxnd)

smoked enough weed to where I forgot that I had made banana pudding and then just remembered so that's sick

I like going into my friend's threads and handing out likes like old people hand out tootsie rolls.

Mcdonald land is overrun with burger crimes because mayor mccheese is WOKE and SOFT and stands in opposition of me, who will MAKE LUNCH GREAT AGAIN and that's NOT VERY GOOD. I'm calling in the national guard to put a stop the the RAMPANT HAMBUGULARING INFESTING OUR GREAT CITIES. Hambezzelment is ok.

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When I finally hit Real Oldass Man Hours and start model railroading I know exactly what I'm doing.

Always glad to see the IG-88 jumpscare festival get a shoutout.

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It rules to be on the left and be repeatedly proven right about capitalism and then be the only political group to not benefit from being proven right about capitalism.

If you're nostalgic for Walmart at any point in history you need to seriously reevaluate your life choices.

EA is going to be gutted the way EA gutted Westwood et al.

Y'know, after being stuck with United for a month, I get it.

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Interesting

dude I'm getting groinked up out here. fuckin' groinkmaxxing

Lawrence Fishburne's character is the smartest anyone has ever been in a horror movie.

serious question but what is it about that show that cultivated the worst posters of all time anyway? you never actually see anyone make references to the show like you do for Simpsons it's just an endless barrage of badly compressed faces in gif form and Steve's unfathomably annoying yelling

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I gotta try this and that N64 version of StarCraft on stream sometime.

Actual good use for "AI": A LOCAL model hooked into a fuzzy search function that lets me describe something in my images folder so I don't have to look through 700 things with names like "121254559(3).jpg" every time I want to post stupid shit.

Currently sitting at my desk with no shirt trying to remember the six things I needed to do, one of which was "put on shirt". ADHD fuckin' rules, man.

There's no way this wasn't in his audition reel for Bison. (Who am I kidding, there's no way he needed one.)

Reskeet for GIRTH 2000

I think current numpad notation is as outmoded as calling HK "roundhouse". It's a mnemonic aid tied to the PC numpad, as those were incredibly common at the time. However, given that the most common numpad is now the phone numpad we should probably either junk it or at least vertically invert it.

It's sick that I'm watching President Meatwad and his friends do a reenactment of How Is Babby Formed.

Fighting Games usually have a Move list in the pause menu so you can learn Special Moves and even Combos whenever you want! Check out the list of Darth Maul's Combos from Mortal Kombat: Chaotic New Era

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So this looks fuckin' sick.

When the edible hits.

If I ever do that Battletanx remake thing this is going to be a faction.

Why does this screengrab of the prospector from The Final Sacrifice go so hard?

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Super Idiot Drink

LIQUID TELEVISION (1994)

This movie fuckin' slaps

I have this conversation every day with various people.I'm weed.

While we're on the topic, I am also prepared to declare the following as major terrorist organizations: - The Snorks - Klinger from MASH - Militaires Sans Frontières - Asian Dawn - the camera head guys from skibidi toilet - "Roy's Boys" - Banjo (but not Kazooie) - Every Weezer album post-Pinkerton

If any major news media actually gave a fuck they'd just clear a few hours of programming to run the worst of Charlie Kirk's takes. Just air all of it out. Let people know who they're lionizing.

the hollywood gundam movie should be an adaptation of G Gundam and it should have been released in 1989 and directed by Stuart Gordon

Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky