We just gotta retire satire as a genre. There's no way anyone is beating this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4wO...

I love how in Blood Falcon's ending in F-Zero X he just has a fucking gun.

G4 was MKULTRA for Gamergate shit.

This combo is definitely sick but what if you were to do it off a reversal* throw and in bracket? *not actually a real reversal, just frame 1

this is that resident evil bath tub with the key in the bottom and when you unplug the drain a zombie walks up behind you.

At some point I'm going to do a video series where I take all my favorite foods to eat while high and make versions that get you higher. It has to happen.

it's a good game sir

I'm choosing to be offended and cosider this is OMF2097 slander. I've seen what some of you folks play in earnest and I gotta say you need more 2f advancing normals in your life.

Jensen Huang is a modern-day Precious Roy.

🎈A #Karnovember Special!🎈 I interviewed Adam Taylor, director of the cult-classic fan-film, KARNOV (2005) - for some insights into the production and his history with our favorite Soviet Strongman!

I miss when Dana Bash looked like she was from an HP Lovecraft novel.

Trump sucking off an oil tycoon is a perfect metaphor for where we're at.

Latest TECH HELL ep is up. We delve into the latest Epstein revelations, talk about Billy and Donny, and discuss our incredibly stupid potential war with Venezuela. youtu.be/5kye7cf2tJU

Join us live as we go over some of the latest in Epstein revelations, and the war Trump is going to attempt to use as a distraction. | TECH HELL live at twitch.tv/dankpasta2099

people are posting clips of diabetes' bill clinton bit so i gotta post my favorite. ive been saying this atleast once a week for like 15 years

This is only tangentially related to below, but I hate how ubiquitous the shitty Logitech keyboard/trackpad combo I'm typing this post on is. It's truly the best option for its use-case, and that sucks.

"MY DUCATTI LEATHER TRENCHCOAT, BRIGHT RED. I LOOK LIKE TEN MILLION CRAWDADS FUCKIN'"

I need to find George Wood and convince him to restart Gaming in the Trump Years.

Is it just me, or was the build quality of the original Switch complete ass? Like Temu console levels of ass.

Which is a perfect representation of the Wii U.

KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out. www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...

This movie is fucking amazing and everyone should watch it.

Removing custom notification vibration patterns from Android was a stupid idea.

@longtalldingus.bsky.social Have you been doing stupid shit again?

There are days where I pop out of bed instantly, and there are days where my brain needs kick-started like an Italian motorcycle from the 70s.

Me saying "I wonder what happened to those little Federation guys" during that Metroid Fusion playthrough is really biting everyone in the ass right now, huh? Look on the bright side, if it's like Aliens the annoying guy will probably be melted when Neo-Neo-Ultra-Ridley accidentally sneezes on him.

Adam Friedland

Me when Schumer

I always find anti-weed "oh no my productivity" stuff like this hilarious. Some of the best decisions I've ever made regarding self-improvement, and some of the best ideas I've ever had, happened while I was stoned out of my mind.

A new ep of TECH HELL is out! @vinylwitch.bsky.social , @doctorbutler.bsky.social and I are joined by Larry Love as he updates us on the Albuquerque mayoral race. Then we dive into the Mamdani fallout, the AI bubble, and the beginning of Trump's fall into lame duck territory. youtu.be/po1X9Do4qQ8

why do we allow private equity in our society? it's obviously bad for everyone in the world except the people doing it. it should be illegal like fraud

My political hot take is that US voters should be able to recall elected representatives via petition - at any time. No more hiding behind election terms.

it might be bad karma to start my day off saying something like this but he looks like what would happen if you rebooted Who Framed Roger Rabbit and made Judge Doom a hypebeast

I don't even get why we need a fucking Senate, tbh. All its existence does is enshrine the idea that land deserves representation more than people.

Time to bring this back

Shout out to the spineless fucks out there trying their hardest to double my health insurance costs.

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We're playing some Metroid Fusion over at twitch.tv/dankpasta2099

TOMORROW who says Halloween has to end? Join us at 5pm eastern for some spooky games and movies over at twitch.tv/dankpasta2099

Dino Rex 2 lookin' sick.

HULK NEED BLUECHEW

I thought they stopped prescribing Quaaludes.

Lotta brain geniuses out there today.

Why is every website's search function absolute dogshit? Yes, sometimes I'd like to see shit from oldest to newest. That shouldn't be a difficult ask.

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

I don't see the Deez listed.