Edgar Allen Poe was an OG edgelord, change my mind

We have moved the deck chairs and replaced them with gas cans…

The only grill I've ever loooved Primanti Bros is in my mind And then they added extra fries One evening, 2025 A homer and 2 RBI

Oblivious Oblivion

Is it still against the law if you don’t get caught? Asking for my friend, a VAR ref…

This morning I didn’t talk to Mitch but I talked to Teddy Roosevelt for 20 minutes, he sounded good, used a lot of emm dashes

People get upset by people being left off the “Memoriam” at awards shows, why? I promise you the person left off isn’t aware. This is unnecessary angst

Starting to have doubts about FIFA’s moral caliber

I don’t know how to fix the fact that my thumb scroll is right over the like button and I didn’t even read your post let alone mean to like it…

DeMar DeRozan has more career points than Steph and is currently 16th all time. Not in a million years would I guess either of those (5th among active players after LeBron, KD, Harden, Westbrook).

You gotta try our new limited edition cone dessert this homestand! Rave review from our designated cone hoister, Billy Cook!

It’s fun to see all the international arrogance on their expertise of futbol and rules. You all do know we play it here too? (We call it soccer, a lot of our youth start with it as an introductory sport to the chagrin of Little League dads nationwide). We even watch international leagues!

I remember working the kitchen at the pizza shop on days like today where everyone decides “it’s too hot to cook.” Those shifts seemed to go forever but tips were always nice. Anywho, good luck to the service and delivery people, remember to hydrate.

Hoping someday he will realize this is a story of unnoticed untreated mental health issues, not a folksy ode to the 2nd Amendment.

You know that misattributed Ghandi quote about liking Jesus but not his followers. That’s kind of how I feel about the Dem status quo. I don’t hate the party, just how it’s being ran.

Joe Steven Tyler Perry is Aerosmith, Journey, and Madea all in 1!

“Tropical Smoothie Cafe more like $12 dollar Smoothie Cafe” I’m old, inflation sucks

What is the best way to jump in and why is it cannonball?

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

People are being very weird about my Gameboy post from last night. They think I am earnestly very angry about video game consoles, and thus they are getting angry at ME for being so irate. As if these people have never seen a shitpost before. I said the phrase "teraflops of gigashits" lmao

bitch made buster

I’ll never cheer for the Knicks and I mean never, but I have mad love for KAT and am happy to see him succeeding at the highest level.

@concretebotany.bsky.social there is a lot going on here

I know a lot of people consider The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald to be a sad song but I prefer to think of it as the story of people who narrowly avoided going to Cleveland.

Hey, I found the safest place to keep all our tenderness To keep all those bad ideas, keep all our hope It's here in the smallest bones, the feet and the inner ear It's such an enormous thing to walk and to listen

Here you go man, 22 years ago: youtu.be/DElRqo8u1vQ

I try to be bipartisan for the sake of keeping the peace, but the minute you bring up the “cat litter” in school story, I’m out, you get no respect.

No alarms and no surprises, please.

If anybody needs me, I’m going to be over in the corner rocking back in forth in a fetal position.

🎶My shoots may brown, in the fall, I’m a geranium!!!🎶

“Life gets in the way of living And interrupts the could-have would-have should-have That I ask myself each day Where I've spent my time And how I'm spending it And if I'm simply wasting it away” -IIOI

@edsbs.bsky.social Did I ever tell you kids about the time I dropped acid with Rick Rubin?

@pirates.com cone catch!

Nobody means what they say any more. I don’t mean this.

If you don’t know what you want, what do you need it for?

Simplicity Patience Compassion

Well they are lizards, after all

Vacation to do list: Smoke pot Listen to Jackson Browne

American Airlines is a poorly run organization.

Posting for reach. Heavy dosing perspective this morning… www.gofundme.com/f/help-ease-...

For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them

Extra small comes after Large

My old man self will not let me watch a 15 second ad for a 12 second clip. I guess I will never know what Jason Kelce’s golf swing looks like and you know what? I’m okay with that.

They act like people haven’t been trying to call warning to this stupid shit for years. I was 18 when this came out.