Jerry Jones is the crypt keeper

South Jersey psychopath Tyler Phillips puts an end to the Mets’ pathetic 2025 season

Once again, Philadelphia is God’s country.

Would have liked to see the eagles playing balanced football today but what do I know

Ahem, GO BIRDS

No one is gonna trick me into the Sixers I’ll tell you that much

Kyle Schwarber is the loml

Bitches love Sosa a little extra tonight

When Bryson Stott goes to the barber, what does he ask for?

Need to start mentally prepping for the Eagles to lose in Tampa Bay.

what do you mean he was a grifter, they're all grifters. are you saying funerals don't usually have a number you can text to order merch

I want to see a foot race between Jordan Davis & Alec Bohm

PHILADELPHIA IS GOD’S COUNTRY

Oh god the eagles CAN pass the ball

Lane Johnson is pretty important huh

Mike Pereira can shut the fuck up

Good morning and Go Birds!

Wall to wall ineptitude in the Nats-Mets game sheesh

That being said Go Birds

Soak up the tush push fellas bc that’s 100% going away this offseason

Penalties really make the nfl almost unwatchable at times

Nick Sirianni with a lot of cunt considering it’s only week 2

If Fox News want to report that Democrats are celebrating Charlie Kirk getting shot they’ve shown over and over that they don’t need to cite posts to do it. They attribute all sorts of things to Democrats without evidence and being on your best behavior won’t stop them.

Weirdest game of all time?

Thanks Boobie Miles!

Is Sydney Brown made of glass or what

Bad start!

Christ Almighty Jalen Carter

Phillies should score some runs

Go Birds, am I right?

All bc JT got hit in the dick

Camera caught Schwarber disassociating

Phils need to work on those run down drills before October

More like Wal-derp, am I right?

Hackin’ away again in Brycerita-ville

The root of our problems in America come from spending decades responding to the dumbest shit possible with “let’s hear him out” instead of saying “shut the fuck up.”

I feel like Bader really ups the Himbo factor of the Phillies, which was critical to their success in 2022.

My god Kyle Schwarber

Kyle Schwarber is good at baseball

Braves are bad but it’s nice to know the Phillies haven’t completely forgotten how to hit the ball!

Is Alec Bohm the slowest man in MLB

I hope this umpire gets hemorrhoids.

Phillies get an out in the 5th inning challenge

Phillies are the Yankees now

This umpire has brain damage

Idk what it is about citifield that makes the Phillies forget how to play baseball but it pisses me off

Ughhhhhh Ruben Amaro, Jr.

Romano should shave his head

Cal Raleigh belongs on a baseball team from the year 2000

The Duran injury was my fault I was being too gleeful about the Mets blowing a lead