Not what I want to see on my last doom scroll before bed, ffs.

Challah french toast and bacon for brunch at home!

Love mint tea but ffw to 4:20 (no joke) for that phishy funk we all love played better than phish. This man, my gawd. 🥵 music.youtube.com/watch?v=siPD...

I will not impulse buy sunglasses at midnight. I will not impulse buy sunglasses at midnight. I will not impulse buy sunglasses at midnight. I will not impulse buy sunglasses at midnight. I will not impulse buy sunglasses at midnight. I will not impulse buy sunglasses at midnight.

Tonight A asked me, "So is that Spencer guy going to be mayor?" Me, "Well, given a pathetic reality tv villain is in the WH, it tracks. Anyway, want to see the crystal to the head pic again?" Then I cue up @nicoleeyoooo.bsky.social and the lols ensue. We love you for this N-never change it!

10 bands/artists I saw that you cannot see anymore: Whitney Houston Tina Turner Grateful Dead Jerry Garcia Band REM Tom Petty Hall and Oates Jimmy Buffett Stevie Ray Vaughan Billy Joel

It was going so well... www.maptap.gg May 22 96🏅 99🔥 98🔥 93👑 0🤮 Final score: 670

Today is the last day until the day after Labor Day that the outdoor pool is lap swim only. We get May and September outside to ourselves. Inside or out, lately I find myself only truly at ease and feeling strong in the water. I am training to out swim the patriarchy you guys.

Finally got around to listening to new Kacey walking the pups today. Can't stop, won't stop spinning Dry Spell into my brain. Other thoughts, imho: Ghosts might be the best one? *Loved* the Billy, Melissa and Willie collabs. Keep changing my mind about which I love best but Willie probably wins.

Should have been better on Kenya. www.maptap.gg May 21 96🏅 95🏆 86😁 88🎓 98🔥 Final score: 921

Seems like little Marco would not do so well on MapTap. They are all just dumb af.

Every day I contemplate the fact that we still don't know what causes left-handedness. Ages ago we as a society decided it was totally normal and stopped punishing and ostracizing kids for it. Today the thought of being anti-left-handedness is bonkers to us. This is a post about trans kids.

10 *Lady* Acts You've Seen Live: Lady Gaga Tina Turner Whitney Houston Indigo Girls Pointer Sisters Tracey Chapman 4 Non Blondes Sheryl Crowe Sarah MacLaughlin Grace Potter

Hilarious and spot on! Enjoy this 🧵 my #RHOSLC friends...

Fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

Kevin O’Leary is a greedy, money-grubber who will say or do anything to line his pockets. Even if it kills the Great Salt Lake and bakes the surrounding land

Just found out my Boise bestie is going to come visit and go to Kacey together! Might not see much music this summer but the fall is shaping up quite well!

Humidity is my kryptonite. Going to melt down and crash out before I even see one blue footed booby. 😭

Once again tasting wine with the ladies, and we have merch. Find me on lot for a slap! 🤣🍷

Realized we forgot to watch Sir Paul's SNL appearance. Why? Had turn off the cold open and then quit altogether after skipping to and watching weekend update. Nothing about human/child trafficking or pedophilia is funny to me.

www.maptap.gg May 17 100🎯 96🏅 95🏆 93👑 98🔥 Final score: 959

The only Data Centers any society needs

Think I speak for all ophidiophobes when kindly asking you to add trigger warnings to snake photos.🚨🫣🐍

Really thought I had Everest. 🤷🏼‍♀️ www.maptap.gg May 16 94🏆 95🏆 98🔥 85😁 90🎉 Final score: 910

Joined a small group of people to help a very nice man w/a terminal illness navigate life so he can stay together with his beloved dog. Please meet my new furiend, Declan. He's a sweet, gorgeous, "blue" Great Dane.

F*ck this f*cking guy. When can my CO friends vote him the f*ck out? Loser boot licker sh*t right here.

Happy Friyay! Was this one too easy? www.maptap.gg May 15 95🏆 95🏆 98🔥 94🏆 97🏅 Final score: 959

@sulkirk.bsky.social Broke my dark cacao only rule and had milk choc ice cream with fruity* pebbles topper. Twas delicious! Though it only fair to self-report my hypocrisy. *Please note the fruit pairing-the civilized way to consume cacao.

"Tasted" 5 wines (prosecco not pictured), aka basically drank a bottle. Now taking A home a treat for Mother's show.

Boo! Schedule a Lyft so you are on time. Lyft is not on time and the driver takes the dumbest, slowest way possible to your destination. 🙃

It's a day ending in y so that means the (we?) ladies are tasting wine. Got to be home by 9, though, Mother's show is on!

Ice is once again flowing in our freezer. Getting it back was unbelievably frustrating and dumb, but no damage or cost, so win? And I am well aware this was not an actual problem of any importance. Everything just seems so out of control and losing the ice broke me for a bit, sorry.

My grandma used to say cattywampus, haven't heard/seen that in a long time! Doggywampus? Happens to me most nights, lol.

I’ll just add this to the long list of things Trump took from the queer community—right up there with DEI and Diet Coke www.jezebel.com/margaret-cho...

@antmanisannoyed.bsky.social Happy Birthday! Hope you've had a great day. 🎉🎂

Just watched a gas station sign change from $4.44 to $4.59/gal as I drove by. What happened at 12:08pm on a Tuesday to warrant that? Nothing.

www.maptap.gg May 13 98🔥 100🎯 96🏅 93👑 85😁 Final score: 924

Oh shizzle, who else remembers Meredith Brooks' B*tch?! Vive Lizzo! music.youtube.com/watch?v=06rg...

Arm's length!

www.maptap.gg May 12 100🎯 93👑 100🎯 98🔥 74🤗 Final score: 909 Not too shabby! Just glad I knew the correct side of Africa.

Lady Gaga has never sounded better omg

@schmiedpop.bsky.social @zzbenz.bsky.social

Oh hold up, he's going to China? That's a long time in the air for someone at risk for blood clots, strokes, etc. Who is catering the flight? "When It Happens", brought to you by McDonalds? We're lovin' it!

i know there’s a lot of us on here who are dog lovers: did you know that it’s legal to breed dogs for laboratory testing in the year 2026? if not, now you DO pls pls pls take two seconds to sign this petition to stop the breeding of dogs for laboratory testing! pls reskeet! savethedogs.io

But is it milk or dark? cc: @sulkirk.bsky.social

Spiraling out about this ice maker situation. I didn't have one for 11 years, and getting one was one of the most exciting things for me when we moved to this house. And we spent almost as much on the fridge as we did getting a water line run to it. The ice is a very big deal to me, you guys. 😭

Oh sure, sure. It's *definitely* a complete coincidence the ice maker in a 2 yr old fridge just stopped working right after the plumbers worked here for a day and a half and we spent $5000. Going to k*ll someone.

Five Non Blondes #SlightlyIncreaseABand

Derek & The Mah Jong Tiles