My local bookstore asked me to make a few poker chips for their Letters From Ketterdam release party. I love the books and went a little overboard. I'm giving away the chips with sixes.

AI code is canned spaghetti w/ meat sauce.

Don't bring a lich to a TRex fight

Had my lower retainer break a few days ago and my current dentist only does night time retainers so I won't be getting another permanent one. I eaten so many apples in the last few days you have no idea. Apples all the time.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

Low friction and random rewards leads to gambling addiction in slot machines, loot crates, and vibe coding.

All my friends who play dnd or whatever are either great at math or terrible. There is no in between.

In role-playing games everyone goes through an edgy rogue phase or a pyro wizard phase.

Anyone have tips for keeping track of stamina when you have a lot of horde type monsters in Draw Steel? 8 targets on the board that don't die in one hit is a pain

I've been using sql for 20 years and today is the first day I got the syntax right on a row_number function on the first try.

I run a dnd game for my son and other kids at a local game store. One of them started at the table a couple months ago, was generally very shy, and barely spoke at all. Now they're speaking in-character with a terrible British accent. I've played for 30 years and this is my favorite ttrpg moment.

My son's school theater needed barrels for a pirate themed play and, it turns out, 4 foam barrels take a long time to make.

Min/maxing can sometimes reduce the fun from other players but min/maxing for support almost never does.

Running DND for my son and his friends. They are infiltrating Erabus Scrog's vault. It will be defended by 4 ghosts. There is an xmas tree mimic sent by his rival Jacoth Marrley, the second. There will be a gnome butler named Timothy. A guard named Crotchet. No chance they realize what I'm doing.

I now have to build this into my adventure on Tuesday

Tis the season for obligations I want nothing to do with

To the game masters out there, do your players know much you prepare? #dnd #ttrpg

Heroes have a negative perception. Legends have a negative constitution. #dnd

"Human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but ... life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves." ~ Gabriel García Márquez 🌸🌸🌸

Windows pushes aggressively pushes a lot of bad unwanted features (AI, news feeds, etc) but never tells anyone about Windows Key + V

It should be illegal to differentiate peach and orange drinks by only a minor hue. I can't be asked to read a label at 7am in a gas station when I obviously need an energy drink.

I was about to reveal the name of the Thay rebellion leader and one of my players called me out, "Is it an overly dramatic fantasy name?"... Morgana Voidwhisper

How long until there's a police procedural where the main character is really good at geoguesser?

Using Flee Mortals! minion rules completely changes DND.

Is there a blender donut of onshape tutorials? I'm ok modling simple things but the workflow is so weird to me

For the dnd game I DM, I 3d printed a 4 digit cryptex for them to test their guesses to an in-game locked door. My son solved the physical combination and skipped the whole room.

Session one went very well. The weird thing about running a game in Thay is that there's no good guys. I also just discovered Flee Mortals! and wow is that an upgrade to dnd

First session of a Thay campaign tonight. Let’s see what the kids do

Now to corral my friends #drawsteel

The monster you can run from memory is better than the complex fight you have to spend a few minutes reading every round at the table. The momentum you lose isn't with it.

My draw steel books shipped. So pumped

My supports got Thanos snapped

My friend group is assigning muppets to each person based on similar vibes. I suggest everyone does this with their friends and family.

I think "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" exemplifies American culture more than any other art piece. Most cultures' folklore involves cautionary tales warning people not to tempt the devil. The American version has the challenger win because he is way cooler than the devil. Yea, that sums it up.

The itch link to my LDJam game kerpowbang.itch.io/grave-situat...

Another ldjam in the bag. Lost some sleep on this one ldjam.com/events/ludum...

NavAgents will be the death of me

Finished working on #LDJam for the night. Got some art and the player working

The Theme for Ludum Dare 58 is ... Collector ldjam.com #LDJam

Countdown to #LDJam

Found out clear contact paper can make anything dry erase. Use this knowledge for good.

When you promised your friends to tag along but also don't wanna be seen with them

I've been building a character builder with home brew support for Draw Steel. I plan on doing a lot more with the site in the future but I could really use some feedback. drawnarmory.com

RPGs need more plant people

D&D is sports now

Naming a class "Null" is just trolling the tool devs for Draw Steel

Being a senior dev is when only half the stuff you did a year ago was crap and sometimes it's kinda good.

Anyone still riding the middle right now can go fuck themselves

In Draw Steel, the Conduit's "Prayer of soldier's skill" doesn't work if you get a kit but I don't see a way they can ever get a kit. Am I missing something or is this future proofing for other perks/complications in the future?