Les vidéos de personne qui soulèvent des kilos plus lourds que les miens là.

The more I'm thinking, the more I just want a nice fwb because I can call him for that, but I can be alone too. I want a friend because I want to go out some time with a man but not everytime and I want to f him too sometimes. It sounds like a partner but I don't have to meet his family or friend 😌

Soutien au rapatriement de la dépouille de Frédéric Ronchain, militant kanak mort en détention à plus de 10 000km de chez lui à cause de la justice coloniale française. Vous imaginez bien le poids d'une telle dépense pour la famille, donc contribuez et surtout partagez.

Looking for a person to have hugs in bed today.

I hate it when a dumb mf talk to me like I’M the dumb one 😒😒

New profil picture ❤️

"Even the sun goes down, heroes eventually die Horoscopes often lie & sometimes, "Y" Nothin' is for sure nothin', is for certain, nothin' lasts forever But until they close the curtain (y'all know) It's him and I, Aquemini." - Outkast

No other magical girls could ever serve this hard

I have the impression that caffeine makes me sleepier.

And once again I overshared

And after a nice day with my sister and my cousin, I'm debating with myself. Should I go dancing tonight or call a friend for some session or just stay in my bed. I already did that yesterday 🤔

For my valentine's day, I reorganized my sex toy box, clean them and realized I lost the charger of my favorite one AND THE CABLE IS NOT AVAILABLE. His charging ability doomed me because I don't remember the last time I charged him and I used him like. OK.

J'ai enfin été chez la lockticienne après plusieurs de mois de dilettance... J'ai pris 3 cm de longueur d'un coup 😆

Just saw that Lewis Hamilton is dating Kim K and my crush is OVER

As a single mother, if I open my house to you? Nah we're sleeping in the same bed.

Si un jour je finis avec quelqu'un, c'est forcément quelqu'un qui joue aux jv et qui s'y connaît en informatique même si mon ex m'en a dégouté.

I don’t want to be your mom. If you need someone to constantly tell you what to do, find someone else.

Haaaaaa if only I can suppress theses embarrassing moments. Why did I do that? I hate my brain for reminding me my worst decision.

Ptdr j'ai essayé d'avoir une conversion avec ce type, stp il a essayé un "hahaha heureusement que tu es prof". Dommage pour lui je suis effectivement prof et ma bienveillance a tendance à disparaître quand on se moque 😌 Je ne dis rien sur les fautes mais ça ne veut pas dire que je ne les vois pas.

Maybe I am delusional 🤔.

En juin ma collègue et moi voulons faire une boum pour nos élèves. Mais bien entendu aucune thune disponible. Moyen de trouver un dj qui n'a pas peur de petits noirs et arabes de 10 ans et de venir en banlieue ? 🫠

Ahmed écrit : "j'ai 17 ans mais je souffre comme si j'en avais 100 à force de voir mes parents souffrir de la faim et de la maladie". 👉🏾 chuffed.org/project/161883

When I used to go to Disneyland Paris, it was more of a food tour than any other thing. Pop corn, soupe, pancakes and at the end the cheese bretzel 🫠. Everytime it was the same food at the same moment of the day. Now I Know that I lived way too high or that the food became too much expensive!!,

I can't stand the winter. I hate all this snow and

Is it a lie though? At that moment, it is yours, you're the one working on it.

My therapist was like "fuck them parents" when I was talking about something and I feel like it's weird how I'm so numb about it. I grow up like this. I know it's not normal but hey. Thank you I guess for being mad about it for me.

Amazing weekend but the consequences are very hard. I went dancing 3 days in a row, my sleeping schedule is 100% fucked up. I'm lacking a loooot of patience in front of my kids (students).

Did I get the vision?

Finally home...

Currently waiting for the first train of the day. I took off the nose chain.

Tonight I was in a afro queer party. It was great! I was bonita.

I'm such a jealous sister. I know my cousin won't show me any girl except if he's veryyyy serious with her 😅

Yeah.

Can you have more than one? Am stram gram, pique and pique and colegram, bourre and bourre and ratatame...

Me right now after not sleeping Again yesterday after two weeks of intense tiredness.

So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.

My mom knows all my bad choices.

Pas mon stalker attitré qui essaye de savoir où je vais. Mec renonce.

Anyway, it seems that I have a crush.

L'amoureuse de mon fils est partie à l'île de la Réunion cet été pour "toujours". Là je lui demande s'il a un nouveau ou une nouvelle mais il n'a jamais oublié la première. J'ai déjà 3 sons zouk dans la tête pour le jour où il l'a reverra 🥹🥹🥹🤧

Bonjouuuuur j'ai besoin d'aide du support technique de la vie. J'ai essayé de démarrer des relations en mode sans échec mais j'ai dû raté une manipulation, c'est quand même ultra galère, ça a planté plusieurs fois. Là je tente un 3eme reboot mais j'ai un peu peur. Des conseils?

Je n'ai jamais autant regardé chacune de mes dépenses d'un mauvais œil que ce mois ci.

I did it. And you?

Et alléeeee - 70€ pour faire son plein. Vraiment. Qui se rappelle du plein à 50€ max ?

Suddenly, I remember about my favorite ex. He hated that I used my womanizer with him. Like he wasn't confident enough. I could not go out dancing without him or go watch some movie with a male friend. He thought I was too beautiful and seductive. But I was really in love love so I was obedient.