Is it me or does Aaron Boone look more and more like Joe Torre every day? Do Yankees managers just trend towards Torre?

Haha fuck the Yankees

Enzo Fernandez is really amazing. Elite player, his teammates made him their captain, and every opponent and opponents fan hates him. Total package.

Flying halfway around the world so a drunk guy can make a speech about how you’re too fat is only okay if it’s a destination wedding

Posting for no reason youtu.be/Tu4Ht2opvqY?...

Freaking amazing lol

KaVonte O'Clock!

Post something random or have an awful October

A Dallas Cowboyus play.

Team Red Sox

Just like that motherfucker right there!

FTFY NBC

75 a snitch

a little chin music for that spin?

I'm so old my uncle convinced me "we are the champions" was sung by the Cowboys when it was released. I want no other sports team to be succesful as much as I do the Cowboys Having said that, this shit is comical, and I've earned the right to bitch about them as much as I want. Fuck Jerry for this

Folks I'm beginning to think the Cowboys aren't as good as some other football teams in the league. I won't bash Jerry though so that kid who thinks Wade Phillips was a goo hire stays out of my shit.

SNF intro song is real bad.

COME ON SALTED MCGRIDDLE!! DO YOUR WORK!

TOOTBLAN Osuna

TOOTBLAN Duran

NC States QB ain't good

I just housed a foot long hot dog. AMA

Admittedly I know jack squat about golf, but I think a tariff is needed on this tournament.

I mean let's fucking go Angels!

I can't wait for the firestorm when minimum wage private jet chud gets the beat down he's earning.

Football

JJ is Redickulously weird

If the escalator was sabotaged, doesnt that mean you have to stop saying how respected we/he are on the global stage more than ever? I don't believe you can have both.

1 plate. 13 screws.

Id be ok with Greg Olson folding Pourtnoy up like a slice.

He's a man. He's 40. He's unemployed.

Because if the medicine I take for my arthritic toe (which sucks so freaking bad), I can't take Aleve or the like. Tylenol is all I can really take. I just dropped $40 on generic Tylenol so I don't run out because of that dumb son of a bitch.

I can't find the Waffle House video where lil man is held upside down and I'm sad.

No team is more the product of their owner than this one.

The cowboys defense is like playing Madden 92 on easy mode.

For $200 right now, I will take care of your pet for the rest of their life should you be raptured this Tuesday, or any other date subsequent. Price for 1 pet, and $50 for each subsequent pet. Money not refundable if the rapture doesn't happen. Dm me for venmo details.

Utah's going to have to go home and soak their wounds

Baku Bakuing

Help

Corby guesting on Billy Corgan's podcast. Look at the little ticket!

Another example, despite what revisionists want you to believe, of Lee's incompetence as a General and leader of men. The South's greatest successes were when his officers disobeyed his orders, Bull Run for example. Garbage person garbage at his job.

I am amazed at just how inept the Democrats’ congressional leadership is on this moment of crisis. Trump is moving troops into blue cities and declaring war against the left, and these guys are complaining that the GOP Congress is pushing a partisan budget. Jesus Christ, wake the hell up.

Who had Joc Pederson bunting for a hit on their bingo card?

Stick to all the things I find important

Somebody just said "Living the dream" when asked how they were doing. Normally I'd be required to punch them in the face, but this was on zoom. What are my moral obligations here?