Weird how God's two most special countries just keep killing so many people.

The note..

😘

Good enough

47.. 47 is the age I became jealous of a lot of my friends becoming grandparents 🤷‍♂️

When she leaves little notes 🫠

NIN in Montreal last night!

Fellas if you ever get the chance take your girls phone and post a picture of yourself on her socials captioned "I love my man" and watch all the wtf messages pour in from her side pieces

For the record.. I'd still give you a hug 🫂

Yep.. can confirm..

Fellas, if she wants to keep you a secret, then she doesn’t deserve you The details of your relationship can be private but the fact that you have one should never be a secret That’s the difference between being played and being a private person You deserve better than that lying skank

Live music at McThirsty's Pint!

The Old guy at the Bar

Couples bowling night at Lakeview.. I'm the best worst bowler 😆

OMG you're so full of shit...

Get high as a muthafucka and go tannin y'all.. lifes short

Young man.. if you don't get that stupid fucking Edgar haircut out my way we're going to end up in the paper..

I'm 47 now.. it's pretty alright so far

📢 It takes 1.5 days for this 46-year-old to recover from a 6-couple house party orgy.. that is all!

Her: Baby, did you buy those tickets to Finger Eleven? Me: No, it's sold out.. Drake bought them all *slides shades on, double finger guns, and moonwalks out of the kitchen

We call it bed picnic.. movie night and some sharkcoochie

678 days now.. 1 year 10 months 13 days and still going.. pathetic, move on

You’re not allowed to be mad at me for being an asshole if you were an asshole first.

The irony 🤣

A face not even your mother could love, eh? 😬

Viking! *with poor eyesight

TOOL is the greatest band to ever have played music on this earth.. I will not hear any bullshit arguments on this matter at this time

3rd and Jauana get this mf off my field

Anyway, go fuck yourselves

Unsolicited St. Nick pic

Strike First.. Strike Hard.. No Mercy!

Whatever 5tarfi5h.. why don't you(and a team of men 🙄) go win another dildo from trivia night and then go fuck yourself

Lol you're a curse on everything around you..

How does someone who can't eat food get so fat?! Were you stung by 10 bees? 😆

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.."

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Canadians 🦃

Sorry if my last post was insensitive I realize some of you don't have brothers

I'm greatful I really get to live after my heart attack.. my father wasnt so lucky.. this was a great new memory.. these guys are like brothers to me

Gameday hangover.. but it feels great!