Get high as a muthafucka and go tannin y'all.. lifes short

Young man.. if you don't get that stupid fucking Edgar haircut out my way we're going to end up in the paper..

I'm 47 now.. it's pretty alright so far

📢 It takes 1.5 days for this 46-year-old to recover from a 6-couple house party orgy.. that is all!

Her: Baby, did you buy those tickets to Finger Eleven? Me: No, it's sold out.. Drake bought them all *slides shades on, double finger guns, and moonwalks out of the kitchen

We call it bed picnic.. movie night and some sharkcoochie

678 days now.. 1 year 10 months 13 days and still going.. pathetic, move on

You’re not allowed to be mad at me for being an asshole if you were an asshole first.

The irony 🤣

A face not even your mother could love, eh? 😬

Viking! *with poor eyesight

TOOL is the greatest band to ever have played music on this earth.. I will not hear any bullshit arguments on this matter at this time

3rd and Jauana get this mf off my field

Anyway, go fuck yourselves

Unsolicited St. Nick pic

Strike First.. Strike Hard.. No Mercy!

Whatever 5tarfi5h.. why don't you(and a team of men 🙄) go win another dildo from trivia night and then go fuck yourself

Lol you're a curse on everything around you..

How does someone who can't eat food get so fat?! Were you stung by 10 bees? 😆

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.."

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Canadians 🦃

Sorry if my last post was insensitive I realize some of you don't have brothers

I'm greatful I really get to live after my heart attack.. my father wasnt so lucky.. this was a great new memory.. these guys are like brothers to me

Gameday hangover.. but it feels great!

Weird day, this one. Had get work done in between little downpours, which always feels like nothing ever gets finished. Anyway, time to get food for the GF ready. See you folks, take care of yourselves and those you care about. Stay safe, stay sane, look out for each other and always keep going! ❤️

Trey Yesavage

Just some dudes

Headed to game 2.. for real though unlike some shifty grifters we know

Can't steal an illusion

Zero EQ woman trying to remain interesting

Uhm.. lying again? Unless she's taking you to Boston/New York you're not going to game 3..

Let your joy burn a hole right through their miserable soul.

Fair foods!

...and I didn't forget my pillow!

Nah, but what you do look is pathetic for still stalking my page loser 🤪🖕🏻

Looking around at the 21 Pilots concert last night I realized I'm an old man that came in from camping, with a lawn chair, snacks and a blanket.. I used to come here like them.. with $20, a smuggled can of beer and 3 broken, flat smokes that "I'll just repair by borrowing a few rolling papers" 😂

Booked! Niners v Browns November 30th in tha dawg pound

Hattie B's.. the best hot Nashville chicken sammies out there!

Good riddance.. fuck off for good.. if you didn't constantly stalk my page and make comments about me I would have left it but no, you had to fuck around and find out bitch

Just a friendly reminder from Dolly Parton and I that a Honey Pot is a portable bucket to shit in.. the more you know 🌈⭐️