this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports

woke 2.0 is here every bigot get ready to DIE

when you get so high you start getting scared

You simply cannot have Wrobleski’s look and do the tough guy routine

like this is frying me

the funniest thing about the benches clearing at a jays dodgers game is the sea of identical blue like i’d end up throwing punches at oomf omg

That was fucking ridiculous bro giménez needs a base and a free slap

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

reki for my friend

toronto blue jays my life is in your hands

#ADDISONBARGERWERESUCKINGITFROMTHEBACK #WHOSAIDTHAT

two mimir…

The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy

the way it feels like ive been doing shit nonstop for 3 weeks straight

POO GAYS OWN YOU @yankees.com

jeffery robert hoffman pitching in the 9th experience

24 year old album still makes bangers the old fashioned way

depressed. hate my job and my life

for context bride + fam are a rich suburban white family from Illinois so they really thought they were going to slide past based on that alone lololololoooolllolol

I can’t believe y’all don’t think you’re working class when you’d be destitute if you didn’t work. What’s not clicking?

She is one of our true elders and there are so few left. She deserves the best healthcare available, but this is America. Full story: www.advocate.com/news/stonewa...

i think the older i get the more susceptible i am to manflu cos this itty bitty seasonal cold is making me feel like that pic of lucious lyon getting hauled away on a stretcher

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

i hate king and dufferin so bad bro

Assata Shakur has "died in Havana, Cuba, as a result of health conditions and her advanced age." She was 78.

y’all didn’t hear this from me but i heard that everyone who got the iphone 17 will burn in fire and brimstone for eternity

the rapture actually did happen btw so if you’re near a convenience store right now, any type of 24-hour store, go into the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY. AS OF RIGHT NOW.

I was on the subway platform and a train on the other side stopped by and I seen a girl standing on the outside part between the cars and when we made eye contact she just shrugged and smiled like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and i smiled back as the train wizzed away. i love the ttc man

thrilled to let you know silent hill f is making its way legally on to my computer. from a legal transaction of legal tender

Lyft got last minute deals to get to the pearly gates:

Hey, if y'all are giving all your money away because the rapture is tomorrow, hit me up asap.

i also worked on each of these and made improvements on all of them :)

finished the last 2 of the set hehe. the 😏 gang

hey girl. all this talk about the rapture has me thinking about us. about my sins…. how i never lifted you up… even if i was a True Believer in US… for eternity 😔

dont say DAMNN…….. when you see me chance my icon 400 times

whoever decided everyone needs to get a notification when you leave a group chat is a sick individual cos now i’m awkwardly stuck in 50 million birthday gcs of strangers that i’m terrified i’ll accidentally send some bullshit to

good morning

this labeller is always just the cherry on top

I don't think politicians should say "people will die" without explaining what they're doing to stop/minimize that

doing layout grid stuff is keeling me why was this so easy when i was 15 on tumblr i’m sobbing

people think transition wouldve saved cersei but something in my soul tells me westeros would’ve just gained homosexual clermont twins but eviler

is that weird? I didn't know it was weird. where did they even find that?? -- #comic #originalcharacters #ocart

23 year old coworker asking me to cover their shift in a week so they can go to their courthouse wedding

everyone is saying HIM is actually as bad as the critics claim THIS CANNAE BE

people panicking about the US having state controlled media over Jimmy Kimmel’s leash being tightened

i wanna make a neocities page but i kinda have nothing to say about myself </3

#originalcharacter #oc #ocart

i’m so excited to legally make a transaction to buy silent hill f next week

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