Cut to me taking an Amtrak 3 days ago

I feel like I finally ate an ID photo. I’ve been so jealous of y’all. lol

LA friends, be sure to drink water. It’s hot af.

Accidentally tipped a bad Uber driver 😒

Both my Uber drivers today have started political conversations. Off the bat. Is it me?

I wonder if this king will run in ‘28 (sound on. cc may be required 😂)

What a day.

I love a solo date. Today, I’m having a day full of them. But, admittedly, I’d love to have someone with me today.

Revisiting this. And y’all better like it. Gonna backdate a few, then get to the recent watches.

I enjoy (non-opaque/toxic) friendships with exes because who else will understand how funny this insider is after all this time?

Walter Johnson, aka Mr. Tendernism, reveals he won the trademark battle against Destination Smokehouse and now owns the rights to the name “Tendernism.” God don’t like ugly.

Home Depot offers free training for trades: - HVAC - Carpentry - Electrician - Construction All self paced classes and you can earn certificates.

GO TO THERAPY.

I wanna get some skates for the summer.

Two nights. One with a coat, one without. I think I pulled it off.

Should I post mine?

Do you look good in a tux?

Work ✔️ Opening night gifts ✔️ Haircut ✔️ Gala rehearsal ✔️

Work ✔️ Opening night gifts ✔️ Haircut ✔️

Work ✔️ Opening night gifts ✔️

Work ✔️

Tourette’s is involuntary; apologies aren’t.

One of my cast members got a haircut and shaved for the show. 🥵 he looks like a leading man overnight. My goodness.

I need a date to the opening of my show 😭

You’ve heard of ‘90s fine, but what about 1890s fine? I introduce you to W.A. Rayfield, one of the two first Black architects in the US. #BHM

What happened to the ‘Who tf Did I Marry?’ lady?

IS THAT FXCKING SNOW?!

Are there women on Bluesky? I swear I go weeks without seeing any on here.

Do I have mootz in Chicago?

But also social media makes it worse. I’ll be damned if I run into you at the grocery and tell out “Sweet Pu$$ Pa! It’s me, Kwanzaa Claus!”

Y’all nasty. I was quoting Queen Jilly from Philly. 😂🤭

SQUEEEEZE MY MEAT!

It’s a Thursday and I left my blues in the back of an Uber.

I’m not in a great mood and I want to be.

The neighbor’s cat just wandered into my house. Raccoon in the attic last week, cat this week… Get me tf outta here.

Why would this man play with me like this?? 😭😭😭

Hate chasing if you tell me it’s working and act like it’s not. Some of y’all just like attention.

Sometimes you can’t do nothing but better next time.

Baila sin miedo.

Y’all may call me a retired white woman for this but ABBA has some bangers. My Love, My Life?! I never can listen to it just once.

Why y’all be thanking AI?

Very true.

Y’all… I smell a smell that’s smelly. And it’s coming from someone on my artistic staff. Idk how to handle this.

Mind you, PR never asked to be a US territory…

Happy birthday to the homie @patricknotpat.bsky.social! May your day be as bright as you are.

I’m in desperate need of a massage

I want more moots on here 👉🏾👈🏾 Recommendations?

Call me Mr. Director 😛

“Nationalizing” non-federal elections is a sign you think you’re gonna lose, tubby.

We made it to another Black History Month