Ran into a guy I went on ONE date with a decade ago in the airport. What kinda trip is this about to be??

Sometimes there’s just a feeling.

What would you want someone to do for your birthday, unprompted.

Did I drive to the cornerstone for an icee at 1am? Maybe 🙃.

I really love seeing people laugh at lines I wrote!

A federal judge just dismissed the case against Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, ruling it a vindictive prosecution. Can he now collect part of that anti-weaponization fund? A judge even said it was lawfare ... From @politico.com: www.politico.com/news/2026/05...

Anya Wieners may be my favorite name ever.

Home from the gala. They raised $97,500 before the final count. A lot of young people will have a home, food, and resources. It really made me feel good. Now, a gummy and a well earned g’night.

It’s not just boys, either. Jess Hilarious & Tiana Taylor? Same genre. Idk.

My skeet & delete game is crazy. X. 1 | Intrusive Thoughts 0

Tomorrow, I’m singing a(nother) gala. First (only) rehearsal was tonight. Tonight, they gave me 3 scores to learn bgv, a Stevie Wonder verse iykyk & one of my most challenging arias to sing. An hour out of rehearsal, I actually feel ready 😌

I like this barber a lot. She came to my appt. with 3 kids 😂

haircut ✔️

Had to evaluate one of my employees. He ended by saying “I really appreciate how you’ve grown and expanded in your you. Thank you.” 🥹😭

All people have a genre in my head, idk.

*makes eye contact with the mirror* you know what? hell yea! hell. fuckin. yea.

I really do be flirting by accident sometimes…

I’m the only one that starts the day with a documentary on the brain & consciousness?

The fact that people seriously ask me for my thoughts is wild to me.

There are two types of people in the world. @gemini527.bsky.social @joshjenks.bsky.social

President Trump was asked on Tuesday to what extent Americans' financial situation was motivating him to make a deal with Iran.

rolling over & cuddling in the morning >>>>>

When I say wfh. I mean allll the way from home. 😂

Comments are DMs say DWP2. So I popped and eddie and I’m here. White Castle sliders, blue raspberry icee on deck.

is God is. Can’t wait.

Got cancelled on for a friend. Imma go to the movies solo, instead. Michael 🕺🏾 or Devil Wears Prada 2 👠?

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If you’re seeing this skeet an old picture of yourself you still love. 🫣

These are actual Freedom Riders, now elderly, sitting together decades after risking their lives to challenge segregation in the American South. On May 4, 1961, they rode buses south to defy illegal segregation in terminal facilities.

I need cuddles in our pooh bear uniforms.

idk who needs to hear this but just because you had access to someone (whatever that may mean) years ago, doesn’t mean you have the same permissions and access today. you dont know me. you know who i was then.

I like the name Giancarlo so much.

Good morning to the beautiful ones. You deserve a gooood day.

Kamala watching the news rn:

PSA: It’s okay to get off the phone when the conversation ends before your break does. We’re still friends. 🫶🏾 No one’s changing their number. Hml if you think of sumn else. :)

The CEO and VPs loved my presentation. One even stopped by my office to talk about how good it was. I’m pleased.

Big presentation at work today. Please believe I’ll be celebrating Sink of the Mayo today

Meanwhile, I love wfh days. I’m so productive when I don’t have to laugh at other people’s jokes all day.

Is there an Illuminati equivalent for the fancy gays? What’s the app process?

Black people are the most supportive people in the world.

Happy birthday, pops.

Y’all don’t hate me but this Cole is kinda 🫦

YouTube needs a randomizer button. Like, take me to the farthest corner of yt from my algorithm. No?

Bearded men: Do people have difficulty hearing you when using AirPods?

It’s 3:20 on Friday. If you’re still working, cut that shit out. It’ll be there on Monday.

I will always want you to tell me the truth. Yeah, that shit might hit me square in the chest 😮‍💨 but I’m a big boy. And I’ve dealt with much worse. Please, just be honest.

G’morning. Get today started so you can get it over with.

Don’t be too attached to particular outcomes. Enjoy the journey. Keep doing you, and what is meant to be will make itself known.

¡Hasta luego!