I think Abdul stumbles over the average bar, but Haley is just such a fuckup

BTS’s album this year was so insanely good that nobody’s teased me yet for having a j-hope keychain (30 year old man btw)

Just told my 10yo daughter about #LindseyGraham. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Grahamkanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.

We need to discuss the retributive attitudes of whoville. What the grinch did was wrong but he didn’t deserve THAT.

Sorry guys it was my kid's turn in class to take care of Mitch McConnell for the weekend and she dumped way too much fish food into the bowl

Who is ado

🎶Hey now this is my song for you yeah that’s right🎵

Dudes rock

I love finding the ugliest thing in the sculpture park

Not to go Video Essay Brain, but I think the rhythm Heaven demo illustrates the importance of word choice. The rankings in past games were “try again,” “ok” (disappointing sound effect), and “superb.”

The crooner era has ended.

More like Charlie Jerk!

How’s your Friday going?

Rhythm Heaven my beloved

I’m kind of missing having a second monitor. Having discord open would make me more productive…right?

One of the things I’ll never fathom as an American is excitedly watching four tied games in a day, one of which was 0-0.

if mark cuban ever runs for president, just know he was involved in losing both jalen brunson and luka doncic and not getting anything in return for them. immediate disqualification!

I love the sound effects in deck builders. That clicky snap while drawing cards just sounds sounds so tactile and satisfying

Landing your time machine on a medieval peasant would kill the average medieval peasant

Good evening, computer. I have a query: Can a trillion dollars unbotch a penis enlargement surgery?

Michigan Governor caught on hot mic with Oracle CEO Clay Magouyrk, discussing citizen opposition to AI data centers, bragging how she ignores their concerns: “We’re used to people saying 'f*ck no,' & doing it anyway.”🇺🇸

Petertastic

Ladies,,,,

I always found it weird how quick people are to invoke Ghibli when talking about OoT concept art. I always saw a lot more western comic/DnD illustrations in it.

I just realized that was Deborah in the Dragon Quest Monsters trailer, which is a really fun inclusion lol

Ocarina of Time Warriors by Koei Tecmo would be so fucking funny

They call it runescape because you want to run and escape from it as fast as you can

I played an embarrassing amount of Switch Sports online

About to learn about soccer today

I’ll catch the recap. Yeah, new IPs are great, but how many of these are debut studios? Of course Slay the Spire 2 and Mewgenics sold great.

Pls rain miss me I want to go disc golfing after work

10/10 film no notes

We need more Dune adaptations. My bus driver and barista (double best men at my wedding) were both just talking about how there should be a gacha game too

Yeah we need more dark fantasy samurai stuff. My bus driver and barista (my best friends) both agreed

Everyone in video games talking to themselves like they got low grade dementia

Sorry boss I hit our token allotment for the month. I’ve been using Claude as my abuse goblin

State of Play tonight? Guitar Hero: Steely Dan would save the PS5

The auto shop could play a little Steely Dan for me in the waiting room. You don’t even need to play Aja or Gaucho. I’m easy to please— Can’t Buy a Thrill would do just fine.

Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers is…ok. I don’t love how every card is a reference to something, and the balance is kind of all over the place. There’s a really cool idea at the core here, but I think it needs some iteration.

Baseball kicks ass

Serious lack of scotch eggs at the function

Thinking about getting me a scotch egg

Stackin tombola tickets like I’m torneko She give me the puff puff, got me like the sage’s stone (I’m so sorry)

"real g's move in silence like lasagna" was not about italian food!!!

I had a dream about a pepper extremely high in calories and possibly a little radioactive. I want to make this dream a reality.

Started an herb garden today then went inside to make this guy

The murder hobo problem in ultima online has gotten out of hand

Fuck this guy

Babe we gotta move. The old wise talking tree in the yard is on another soapbox and is being a dick about it.

Never a dull moment with Mr. Happy over here