Company just announced they closed a record high Q1 so tomorrow we get a pizza party

VR_239 Doctor Cosmonaut - Plastic Body Canvas 04.17.26 #HypnagogicPop #SoundCollage #ProgressiveElectronic

Funny thing about Voyager is that Worf isn't around to get his ass kicked so when they need to convey that something is super dangerous they have to fuck up a Borg cube real bad every now and then

Punishing the party barbarian by making him chug potions of genius

omg yes I get to go to bed at 9:30 tonight

He crashed out right before Bobby Peru

Good evening, tonight I am rewatching WILD AT HEART (1990)

There's no reason to live a life that doesn't include Chinese movies

I friggin love da movies

Good evening, tonight I am watching RESURRECTION (2025)

RIP in peace the lilly I planted two days before a hail storm

Star Trek: Voyager is amazing they just let Robert Picardo do anything

Normalize publishing a 30 file PR and leaving work for the day twenty seconds later

The natural conclusion of Star Trek Kid City episodes of course is Borg Daycare and Borg Baby

Setting up a Home Assistant server and this shit is wack, up for thirty seconds and this thing is already picking up my Chromecast remote??

Wife is currently regaling her Cool Brother about how hard I owned their chud dad in the last post-dinner argument

Thinking about the only guy in the secret bunker 200 feet underneath Tehran that knows how to use Blender

Found an old pair of grandpa glasses nearly folded underneath the basement staircase that I'm pretty sure weren't there when we bought the house but frankly in this economy I cannot risk a ghost

Looking at beetle pictures at work

Fuck it turkey on a weeknight

Ah shit I forgot to prep coffee for the inlaws last night and now they're probably fucking up my nice drip machine

Microsoft has owned GitHub for years now, it's absolutely comical to think in 2026 that only now they've decided to throw the Steal Everyone's Code levers. Thinking you're immune to this as a paying customer just makes you look even dumber!

BIG

You can just steal laptops and turn them into freebsd servers

Thinking about the abject scam that is the engineering office laptop market

I should mod a bike trailer to carry my blackstone

Other projects are going too smoothly so now I gotta work on the induction heater today

Work friend is currently (8 PM) sharing progress on a terminal UI program that can query Azure DevOps for manifold purposes and I really just wish I had his girlfriend's number so we could do a wellness check

Just found out today is Wednesday

You know, if I had a nickel for every John Leguizamo movie I've watched in the last week,

Good evening, tonight I am watching SUMMER OF SAM (1999)

Energy independence and UBI will lead to the communist utopia where I get to play old crpgs all day

Impossibly low odds but a very funny potential outcome of this war could be enough people saying "fuck it" and shifting the market in favor of EVs and renewables so hard that the oil all those people needlessly died for wasn't even worth it in the end

Real jesterheads know what the fuck is up

What a beautiful city I live in

I'm hearing reports that Randy Walters is a son of a bitch

Drunk bartender keeps pronouncing hefeweizen wrong

Please for the love of God Google stop putting new shit on my phone whenever a whim strikes

Huge Judero sale! store.steampowered.com/app/1960900/...

Qobuz support is so dogass I'm five minutes from just cancelling the sub oh my god dude

One of those days where I console myself by thinking about muskrats

Good evening, tonight I am watching MOULIN ROUGE (2001)

This is bad news for the Hannah Montana Linux community

Thousands Of Spiders In My House

practicing my wilhelm scream a lot lately, just in case

I should make málà horseradish sauce

Good evening, tonight I am watching THE GENERAL (1926)

Jesus fuck I gotta order more wine bottles and I forgot how bad shipping is

Turns out if you eat three bowls of chili in one night you get to see God

Yassssssss