One should assume, if one had not already, that every single thing the GOP has to say about pretty much anything is a lie or fabrication.

There's like 100 birds in my yard

Never forget that all of this attacking cities fascist crap is just a distraction because he doesnt want us to see that hes the featured person in the epstein files

The woman was a genius

The weather where I live is kinda all over the place lately Fuckin 40s today and getting back up into the 80s on Wednesday

Is it nip it in the butt? Or nip it in the bud? Butt naked or buck naked?

You mean to tell me all this time I've been singing "snake charmer" when the song is called Sledgehammer?!

we hit 2 billion posts today! 🥳

Our country is full of morons who base their vote for our leader on stupid shit like gender I think everything needs to end, burn it all down and start fresh

Midterms are approaching. Things will start getting really ugly. Everyone who didn’t vote last elections better get their asses to the voting booth this time!

I wonder what fresh hell awaits us this week

What a horrible weekend to be a fan of ny sports

The Giants have been complete ass for so long that their losses barely even register for me anymore Fuckin numb to this shit

This shit must hit so hard if you’re stupid.

Yankees getting blown out of this ALDS series Giants look like shit every week and now get to play the eagles on short rest Knicks season cant come soon enough

God is it knicks season yet?

I see the Giants are back to playing like shit again this week

I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.

It’s so funny for a US senator to be like “umm… in the time of oppressive government, why are you using your platform to show how I helped enable that oppression?”

Basketball this afternoon has me like

the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans

Peacemaker represents the average American voter, who tends to see nothing wrong around them while theres stuff like literal copies of Mein Kampf on the desks at Argus along with a gigantic fuckin mural featuring Adolf Hitler

So Peacemaker season 2 is 100% an allegory on our country's rapid descent into fascism

My coworker went to his kids high school football game today and there's a kid on the team who's 6'7 and weighs 335 He has legit NFL size, if I was the coach id ask if hes down to play running back and we'd hand the ball off to him for like 95% of the plays

When has trump ever admitted he was wrong about anything ever? Only insolent children act like that

How many hours has it been now? Grifter nazi only spews lies, thats all hes good for Talking shit he never ever backs up, hes like that kid on the playground who says the most wild stuff just to seem cool

I know y’all are as pissed off as I am. I need to ask a favor. Do something kind for a stranger today. Hear me out please. Can be simple as complimenting the person at the check out counter. A smile at a stranger on the street. Anything. We need more smiles.

I have so many novels im gonna read to my kid when shes old enough

So is Mike Johnson's plan just keep the government shut down until the next election cycle? It seems like they're out of ideas

Fuck ICE If youre helping with any part of this inhumane shit then I hope you never know another moment of peace

ICE going into homes and pulling children out of their beds is fuckin craven Fuck ICE and fuck this fascist regime thats created the second coming of the gestapo

ABOLISH ICE. Pass it on.

Y'all this is so long it looks like the back of a concert T-shirt

It’s all so depressing

The best part about my Yankees eliminating the red Sox? You know it just fucked up Dave Portnoy's night and that makes me so happy

Ponzi President strikes again Break the system with tariffs, funnel cash through DC, takes a cut of course, bails them out with their own money, then pretend the bailout is a gift. Classic con.

It's pretty amazing how much damage has been done in less than 10 months.

Hate this stupid country

THERE WILL BE PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST ONE WAY OR ANOTHER Is something only his dumbass would type and put out into the world, the fuckin audacity of it is so insane you can barely even comprehend it

The way he talks and the messages he regularly puts out He sounds like a petty organized crime boss rather than an actual leader Hes a fuckin toddler in a suit really

Do nobel prize recipients normally threaten people with the prospect of peace?

If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.

Cam Schlittler was fuckin electric 8 shut out innings when they needed it most New York New York baby

Giving into a bully doesn’t make things better. In case you forgot that shit.

Imagine electing a dude who has bankrupted nearly all of his businesses and then acting surprised when he turns America into a giant dumpster fire.

Having to add "-ai" to the end of all my Google searches

Nothing says Make America Great Again like giving $20 billion to bail out Argentina while farmers here at home suffer.

Really wish I could just smoke some weed and play Ghost of Yotei