My step count for today is 5. #TOTP

This version of Carnation is definitely soured milk. #TOTP

ROUNDELS!

Anthea yelled so Gail could shout #TOTP

Clare Balding’s going to be absolutely raging when she finds out Anthea’s nicked her hair when her back was turned. #TOTP

John Peel and Janice Long though, a welcome gear change after an hour of Janet Screech Porter. #TOTP

Farmer’s market Morten Haarket #TOTP

Brian from Placebo’s changed a bit. #TOTP

Another random musical memory. I once had an operation where I was more or less awake, and the radio was playing in theatre, presumably to help me keep calm. It's quite something being wheeled into an operation while Ronan Keating sings, "If tomorrow never comes..."

Bran Van Nistelrooy. #TOTP

Final score : Binary 1 Finary 0. #TOTP

I don’t know if any of you have picked up on this, right, but this episode of #TOTP was filmed in Edinburgh.

#TOTP in my home city! They’ll have pulled all the stops and got only the best……oh.

Ah, it’s the episode of #TOTP where Gail Porter regenerated into Dick Van Dyke.

"What look shall we go for?" "Yes" #totp

x4. #TOTP

This is what happens when the Vengabus goes in for it’s MOT. #TOTP

I preferred his jazzier stuff. #TOTP youtu.be/bJIRC6Oxzn0?...

Very pleased to announce that Toby Jones has been cast to play me in the upcoming The Polis Box Live! : D’Movie.