hey everyone. to my followers or whoever this floats to. i want you to know that you are loved. you are not alone. times are hard now, but it makes me so proud to know you're all out there, doing your thing. i'm here for anyone who needs help. i love you all. sorry, this is a stupid exhaustionpost.

In its sights

You've done suuchh a good job on that expenses form for me, puppy! Mommy is very proud of you for using your Formulas correctly, and your formatting on excel is just delicious! Come get your reward, sweetheart! Office pizza party! #spreadsheetplay

michael bay truly cooked with this

this one has had such a rapidly detereorating mental state that honestly this one does not even want to be a person anymore. might use it/its now

i know there's a beauty in human connection, but sometimes i wish i could just look at someone and know all about them. not because i want to skip the foundation of a friendship, but because i am curious about what has brought people to where they are today... about the things they won't ever say

just posted a comment and already have 3 replies, this how you know your network is made of the finest gays

Now is not the time to ask your trans friends if they are okay. Now is the time to send your trans friends care packages, find them jobs, and ask your doctor about a HRT prescription you don't actually need.

14 followers, this shit doin numbers (also i just spent the last 48 hours doing nothing but sleeping and watching house so)

you don’t wanna be an intel bsky.app/profile/oven...

me when im sucking off the pilot during combat and she does a 180 as she cums so the jizz hits a down slam down my throat

me when i see the cave woman with the big oonga boongas

i have a license to open carry bofa

ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332/

in space no one can hear you awawa

We have placed the doll in a single seat capsule strapped to several hundred tons of boosters

i messed up the win95 instructioms i dont think steam goes on there

cant wait to explain to my descendants when they get my mp3 collection that nine inch nails and a glorb song were both next to each other in my library

sex is cool n all but have you ever made a microwave bag of popcorn without a single burnt or unpopped kernel